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Things My Mother Taught Me



1.The Circle of Life- I brought you into this world and I can take you out of it.



2.About Behavior Modification- Stop acting like your father.



3.About Religion- Your better pray that that comes out of the carpet.



4.About Time Travel- If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week.



5.About Logic- Because I said so that’s why.



6.About Foresight- Make sure you wear underwear in case you get in an accident.



7.About Irony- Keep laughing and I’ll give you something to cry about.



8.About Osmosis- Shut your mouth and eat your dinner.



9.About Contortionist- Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck?



10.About Hypocrisy- If I’ve told you once I’ve told you a million times- DON’T EXAGGERATE!!



11.Appreciate a Job Well Done- If your going to kill each other do it outside. I just finished cleaning.