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HA! Weird Al Yankovic is back!!! He did his own version of Lady Gaga's Born This Way, and it is so much better. For all the people that got mad at me when I said the chorus was a Madonna rip off (of Express Yourself), Weird Al confirmed it, by having a Madonna look alike in the video!!! HA!!!! :Pthththt to you all!











Here are the lyrics:



"Perform This Way"



My mama told me when I was hatched

Act like a superstar

Save your allowance, buy a bubble dress

And someday you will go far

Now on red carpets, well, I'm hard to miss

The press follows everywhere I go

I'll poke your eye out with a dress like this

Back off and enjoy the show!



I'm sure my critics will say it's a grotesque display

Well, they can bite me, baby -- I perform this way

I might be wearin' Swiss cheese or maybe covered with bees

It doesn't mean I'm crazy -- I perform this way



Ooo, my little monsters pay... lots 'cause I perform this way

Baby, I perform this way

Ooo, don't worry, I'm okay... hey, I just perform this way

I'm not crazy, I perform this way



I'll be a troll or evil queen

I'll be a human jelly bean

'Cause every day is Halloween

For me...



I'm so completely original

My new look is all the rage

I'll wrap my small intestines 'round my neck

And set fire to myself on stage

I'll wear a porcupine on my head

On a W-H-I-M

And for no reason now I'll sing in French

Excusez-moi, Qui a pété? (Who cut the cheese?)



Got my straight jacket today, it's made of gold lamé

No, not because I'm crazy - I perform this way

I strap prime rib to my feet, cover myself with raw meat

I'll bet you've never seen a skirt steak worn this way



Don't be offended when you see

My latest pop monstrosity

I'm strange, weird, shocking, odd, bizarre

I'm Frankenstein, I'm Avatar

There's nothing too embarrassing

I'll honestly do anything

But wear white after Labor Day

'Cause baby, I perform this way



Hope you won't think it's cliché if I go nude today

Don't call the cops now, baby, I perform this way

No reason I should regret all the attention I get

I'm not completely crazy, I perform this way, yeah



I perform this way-hey, I perform this way-hey

I'm always deviating from the norm this way-hey

I perform this way-hey, I perform this way-hey

I'm really not insane -- I just perform this way-hey