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19:18 Aug 29 2007
Times Read: 731

Now here we have a perfect example of classlessness:

well, i just changed my rate on your page from a 10 to a 9. please don't come by my page again

On 18:18:01 Aug 29 2007 lordvampirio wrote:

i upped you from 6 to 9

On 18:16:13 Aug 29 2007 chaosrarity wrote:

i was just wondering why i was rated a 9, and if there was anything i can do to alter my profile

I swear all loony mental patients have already found their way into my inbox.

And I said it before, people who aren’t original enough to have a rating system of their own other than “I rate what I get” are sad slaves, as their actions are being controlled by others, in this case me. And this makes me superior.

And something else I wrote ages ago, if your profile rating is one of the most important things to you and if you have to throw a fit over an uprate then you seriously have to reassess your life. If you can call it life that is. Poor existence more likely.

Usually I would just let it go but at present I don’t need that childish immature bullsh! Grow the fuck up and get a fucking life!




21:39 Aug 22 2007
Times Read: 753

When I was reading the sports news today I couldn’t stop shaking my head for hours. The news came – of course – from the Land of Opportunities where just about everything is possible lol

The guy who caught the most pointless record ball in history, Barry Bonds’ 756 Home Run, has to auction the ball with Sotheby’s (if I remember correctly).

The reason? He is a student and the tax on the “souvenir” would eat him up financially.

Now let’s see, you go to a ball park, catch a ball = souvenir and the government puts a tax on it? Who can actually come up with something like this? A government of a developed country certainly not!

Does that mean that you have to pay taxes on every souvenir you get? Like the flags people get on 4 July? Every foul ball or home run that goes in to the stands?

Looks to me like not even every baseball has the same rights lol

When I have been to the USA in 1991 I went to Miller Park and watched the Brewers lose 7-6 to the California Angels, as they were called back then and both teams were still playing in the AL. I got a baseball as souvenir. Guess what, I didn’t have to pay a tax. Or do I owe the US or Federal government taxes for the past 16 years? lol

And now I tell you why the home run record is the most pointless record. As long as there are intentional walks, a pitcher is partly decision maker as to whom gets a legitimate opportunity to hit a homer or not. And how many times has Barry Bonds been robbed of that opportunity in the pursuit of Hank Aaron’s record? But that is only my opinion.




07:16 Aug 01 2007
Times Read: 815

It is always the same. Some things just don’t seem to change. When you think you can finally enjoy VR a little again another arsehole finds his way on here. I’m bad with names but it goes like GaygoryEmoFaggot or something. But if you ask me nicely I might actually remember ;)

All I really do is help my coven as good as I can, rate and have a few treasured conversations with a few selected. Oh well, and playing with the fakes who think they can take a piss lol

Then this guy suddenly appears. He wants to have the –8- he got from me uprated. So I gave him a –9- Now he wants to know why it’s no –10-. Not that I owe anyone an explanation but look at the crap and you know why it’s no –10-. I tried to make it clear that there are only 2 ways people can get a profile 10 from me and he will never be able to meet one requirement or the other. Of course I stayed polite here. Then he starts crawling on hands and knees and begs for a 10, which is really sad and disgusting. I’m sure he would have gone as far as offering a BJ and probably desired nothing more but to stick his itsy bitsy weenie up my arse. But somehow I managed to get rid of this whining Emo cry-baby.

I mean let’s face it the first impression of this guy was not a good one. If you get a low rating from me like a –6- I’ll gladly have another look and rerate if I see fit. But giving a pathetic display over a –9-????? I give a fuck about ratings but why must there always be sad little arseholes whose life revolves around their profile, like it is the most important thing in the world? Tastes are different and you will always find someone who does not like what you like.

Then he keeps patrolling my profile day and night for one week. Should I guess why? Is it because my avatar turns him on? In addition to this he downrates my profile to a –9- with a smirk, thinking he is so cool when in fact that is brainlessly childish and retaliating. That is not rating, that is personal. And there you have envy!!!!!

Then, after a week of silently patrolling my profile I get a message saying “New Layout”. Every kid in 1st grade English learns about a phenomenon called S-P-O sentence. SPO stands for subject-predicate-object, meaning a proper standard English sentence should have a subject, predicate and object. I cannot figure whether the word “layout” is the subject or object but I also can’t detect a predicate. In short, this sentence is an incomprehensive bag of rubbish. A proper SPO sentence would be The Train (= Subject) leaves (= Predicate) the Station (= Object). Do you see how easy it actually is to form a simple SPO sentence everyone can understand?

So I sent him a reply asking if I have to guess what this New Layout is referring to? So I guessed he was talking about the new layout of the 7 o’clock news and told him that I think the layout of this news show has become too flashy and more entertainment rather than news show.

I think that people have to be clear about what they mean and shouldn’t others let guess what they mean. That is called communication skills! If I wanted to guess I’d be on a quiz show. Really, I don’t mind unintelligent people. After all we can’t all be blessed with brains, but even a dumbo should be able to speak or write in a way they can be understood.

I never got a reply.

Why????? Because little boy was too busy to start a hate campaign. But would he dare saying that straight into my face? Well not that he could because even the slightest breeze would blow him away, but anyway. Isn’t it always the most retarded cowards who become brave online?

So let’s see. I am being hated for 2 reasons:

1) Because I don’t rate a fairly bad profile a –10-

2) My guess of the meaning of an incomplete SPO sentence is wrong?

Both reasons are very feeble. But then again, if an Emo hates me then I must have done everything right.

But let’s speak a clearer language here:

His profile background is something I could put up in less than 30 minutes. How impressive does that make his background? And yes, I know mine is basic but I don’t care much about profile layouts for myself. It’s just nothing I want to waste my time on. Time I usually don’t have. Online is a wee part of my life but not MY life. Even my background on myspace took me less than 5 minutes. Nothing needs to be best looking, good looking will do. But just because it isn’t flashy doesn’t mean I don’t know how to do flashy. I just like to keep my talents hidden ;) hehehe

There is next to no information about him on his profile. Only shite about shite I’ve already known before he was even born. Very impressive!

The personal information on his profile states that there is no personal information. How impressive!

The profile is confrontational and vulgar. Very impressive!

I don’t mind if people think their profile is good, but demanding from others that they cannot think any less of it says a lot about the person. He tried to intimidate me but I wouldn’t budge. It takes more than a 20-year old brat for that. He also intimidated everyone who didn’t give him a -10- I mean do you actually have a choice as to how you rate or can you only give what you’ve been told to give?

He also tried to suck up in certain circles and when they didn’t do as he demanded he would throw a fit and slag them off. I can see an amazing personality trait here, commonly found amongst 1st graders.

We are dealing here with the typical attention seeking popularity whoredom myspace type of person. I’m not entirely sure if that is what vampirerave was designed for but I somewhat have my doubts about it. This is typical for someone who does not get any attention in real life.

What does online popularity actually get you? As soon as people log out they forget about you anyway. Out of sight out of mind. They remember you when they see you or when they have a message from you. Then you are online entertainment, a way to overcome boredom. Nothing more and yet there are always people who cannot get attention any other way but online and aim for worldwide web popularity.

Which brings me to the next point. How to get attention? One steals pictures one finds on the internet, sell them as oneself and claims to be a model lol

Well first off, we had this so many times on here it’s really old. Secondly, if I steal pictures and claim them to be me I’d at least nick pictures of an attractive person and of one that doesn’t obviously look gay.

And we all know what male models stand for: Homosexuality and Date Rape.

Really, how sad is it to try and get attention by claiming to be a model and actually brag about it and mentioning it in every sentence? That might impress a 12-year old girl but that’s that. Besides, if a man is bragging about something they lie about this something!

Then it states on his profile that he is straight. As straight as a serpentine that is!!!!! And by serpentine I mean the curvy roads up and down a mountain. I don’t mind gay people but at least they should admit it and not be ashamed of it instead of insisting they are straight. And I also have a suspicion that this guy is really in his late 50s, early 60s and gay.

The communicational skills have already been mentioned. Very poor indeed. But now we come to my favourite part regarding those skills:

Everyone who is older than him is being labelled a pedophile by him. I personally prefer the spelling paedophile because ped-ophile can easily be mixed up with the latin prefix of ped- which stands for foot! ped-estrian zone is not a zone for prepubescent children. ped-icure is the care of the feet and not care of prepubescent children.

What I suspect is that this guy is reading a dictionary, picks a word and tries to use it as often as he can to come across as educated. But let’s see. What is paedophilia?

According to Wikipedia, the medical definition is as follows:

Pedophilia or pædophilia (see spelling differences) is the mental state of being sexually attracted preferentially or exclusively to prepubescent and in some definitions, preadolescent children. Pedophilia is described as a paraphilia and mental disorder by standard diagnosis manuals, including the DSM IV and ICD-10. A person with this attraction is called a pedophile or paedophile.

Since this website has an age limit of 13 you will find it hard to meet a prepubescent or preadolescent person on here. Which makes the term paedophile pretty void, doesn’t it?

But there are always uneducated people who generalise the term paedophile and, I am guessing here, apply this term on people who are fond of people below the legal age of consent. Bite me, but it is still the wrong term!

But someone who has hit on pretty much every person with boobs on here, ignoring the legal age of consent in this process, can hardly call anyone a paedophile. This has clearly identified our little Emo faggot as hypocrite.

Another word he likes to throw around is Jealousy, like I’m jealous of his profile. Well firstly, if you have a luxury yacht you’re not jealous of a holey wooden boat. So again I looked the definition for the word up in Wikipedia. Since I am educated to Bachelors degree I only care about the scientific definition and they all come to two conclusions:

First, all the definitions imply a triad composed of a jealous individual, a partner, and a third party rival. Jealousy typically involves three people. Second, all the definitions describe jealousy as a reaction to feeling threatened. Jealous reactions typically involve aversive emotions and/or protective behaviors. These themes form the essential meaning of jealousy in most scientific studies.

If I understand this correctly it means in the first point that the Emo boy considers his profile to be a person with whom he has a relationship.

In the second point I’m apparently jealous of this relationship because I feel emotionally attracted to the profile/person.

Again, only a brainless dumbfuck could come up with so much nonsense really.

Would envy be a possible word? My personal definition for envy is, wanting something someone has, which improves the quality of my life. Well, Derek Jeter’s salary would improve my life so I guess I envy him. Does a profile improve the quality of my life? No!!!!! Does a profile with useless information, fake pics of a gay model and a background I can put up in 30 mins improve the quality of my life? No again.

Dictionary Definition of Envy 1:

To feel envy at or towards; to be envious of; to have a feeling of uneasiness or mortification in regard to (any one), arising from the sight of another's excellence or good fortune and a longing to possess it.

Take into consideration that he felt uneasy about me first hence I understand he envies me

Dictionary Definition of Envy 2:

To feel envy on account of; to have a feeling of grief or repining, with a longing to possess (some excellence or good fortune of another, or an equal good fortune, etc.); to look with grudging upon; to begrudge.

Since it is about the profile I can put up in less than 30 mins, I already possess this excellence hence this definition is not applicable.

Dictionary Definition of Envy 3:

To long after; to desire strongly; to covet.

Well, since he’s obviously gay ….. ;)

Dictionary Definition of Envy 4:

To do harm to; to injure; to disparage.

Did he not start the hate campaign? And did he not downrate me while I uprated him?

Dictionary Definition of Envy 5:

To hate.

Does he not hate me? I don’t hate him. I can only hate what I once loved. I just think he is pointless and useless.

Dictionary Definition of Envy 6:

To emulate

I don’t try to be better because I already am

I wish I wouldn’t have to deal with such arseholes but somehow they always find their way on here. They are real life losers but pretend to be self-proclaimed Gods and expect everyone to worship them. And if one intelligent person sees through them they try to bully them, intimidate them and start a hate campaign. But to be successful it takes much more than a 20-year old Emo brat. Success is not really a work Emos can pride themselves with or they’d successfully cut themselves to death!!!!!

To sum this all up I have attached a song and lyrics that can describe it all probably better than I just did lol

(Lyrics by Adam and Andrew)

The Emo Song

Dear Diary:

Mood: Apathetic.

My life is spiralling downward.

I couldn't get enough money to go to the

Blood Red Romance and Suffocate me dry concert.

It sucks 'cause they play some of my favorite songs

like "Stab My Heart Because I Love You" and

"Rip Apart My Soul" and of course,

"Stabby Rip Stab Stab".

And it doesn't help that I couldn't

get my hair to do that flippy thing.

Like that guy from that band can do.

Some days you know...

'I'm an emo kid, non-conforming as can be

You'd be non-conforming too if

you looked just like me

I have paint on my nails and make-up on my face

I'm almost emo enough to start shaving my legs

'Cause I feel real deep when I'm dressing in drag

I call it freedom of expression,

most just call me a fag

'Cause our dudes look like chicks,

and our chicks look like dykes

'Cause emo is one step below transvestite!

Stop my breathing and slit my throat

I must be emo

I don't jump around when I go to shows

I must be emo

I'm dark, and sensitive with low self-esteem

The way I dress makes every day feel like Halloween

I have no real problems but I like to make believe

I stole my sister's mascara now

I'm grounded for a week.

Sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies

I can't get through a Hawthorne

Heights album without sobbing

Girls keep breaking up with me,

it's never any fun.

They say they already have a pussy,

they don't need another one

Stop my breathing and slit my throat

I must be emo

I don't jump around when I go to shows

I must be emo

Dye in my hair and polish on my toes

I must be emo

I play guitar and write suicide notes

I must be emo

My life is just a black abyss,

you know, it's so dark.

And it's suffocating me.

[ Lyrics provided by www.mp3lyrics.org ]

Grabbing hold of me and tightening its grip,

tighter than a pair of

my little sister's jeans...

which look great on me by the way.

When I get depressed I cut my

wrists in every direction

Hearing songs about getting

dumped give me an erection

I write in a live journal and

wear thick rimmed glasses

I tell my friends I bleed black

and cry during classes

I'm just a bad, cheap, imitation of goth,

You can read me "Catcher in the

Rye", and watch me jack off.

I wear skin tight clothes while hating my life

If I said I like girls, I'd only be half right!

I look like I'm dead and dress like a homo

I must be emo

Screw XBox, I play old school Nintendo

I must be emo

I like to whine and hit my parentals

I must be emo

Me and my friends all look like clones

I must be eemo

My parents just don't get me, you know.

They think I'm gay just because

they saw me kiss a guy.

Well, a couple guys. But I mean, it's the 2000s.

Can't 2 ... or 4 dudes make-out with

each other without being gay?

I mean, chicks dig that kind of thing anyways.

I don't know diary,

sometimes I think you're the only one that gets me,

you're my best friend...

I feel like tacos.



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