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Does anybody here know where Wally World gets it's meat from? Well I'm here to tell you the truth behind our meat department! Does anybody wonder where all of our fired associates go? So did I, that is, until I saw what happens! A good friend of mine got fired because he pulled some stupid stunt and these men with black suits came and took into the back. I decided to follow them. They tossed him into a chute in the back. I later found out that that particular chute goes to the meat grinder! So the next time you buy beef at Wally World, don't be too surprised if you find a blue hair or part of a name badge!

Does anyone here know how Wal-Mart keeps their stores heated in the winter? Well I do. And let me tell you, it's not pretty. There is a secret service of police that have been dispatched to all Wal-Marts across America. This security unit helps keep it's stores in line. Well, whenever you have wrong doing inside a store, this unit comes in and takes the wrong doer away! Usually they're children that fight with their parents or have stolen something. These children are then taken deep below Wal-Mart, into an underground cavern. There, all the children run on treadmills to increase their body heat. Vents leading from this room lead into the store. Advanced sound enhancement and air purifying devices clean the air before it enters the stores. And when the children can no longer run and they die of either exhaustion or dehydration, Wal-Mart just throws them into a furnace to keep the stores warm in the coldest parts of the year. Now you know the TRUE story behind the heating system in Wal-Mart. I hope that this doesn't cause you to hate it even more. *wink*