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I don't really care if anyone takes my idea on this because it wouldn't fly anyway! How many of you know how a scanner at a store works? Well, basically all you do is scan the barcode and the price comes up. Well my idea comes from that in where on the bumpers of cars there is a scanner, and on the speed signs there is a barcode!

Since Wal-Mart is considered evil by many americans, I thought it would be appropriate, what with the coming holloween season, to make a Wal-Mart Horror Movie! The cover will feature a smiley face with a sicle in each hand staring down upon a group of people with numbers on their backs. On there, it will say "This time, he's slashing more than just prices!" I have a bit of time before I can make it, but what do you think?