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BIG N STUPID
09:16 Feb 09 2007
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When I need somethin' to help me unwind

I find a six foot baby with a one track mind

Smart guys are nowhere, they make demands

Give me a moron with talented hands

I go bar-hopping and they say last call

I start shopping for a Neanderthal



The bigger they come the harder I fall

In love 'til we're done then they're out in the hall



I like 'em big and stupid

I like 'em big and real dumb

I like 'em big and stupid



What kind of guy does a lot for me

A Superman with a lobotomy

My fathers outa Harvard

My brothers outa Yale

But the guy I took home last night

Just got outa jail



The way he grabbed and threw me, ooh it really got me hot

But the way he growled and bit me, I hope he had his shots



The bigger they are the harder they'll work

I got a soft spot for a good lookin' jerk



I met a guy, who drives a truck

He can't tell time but he sure can drive

I asked his name and he had to think

Could I have found the missing link

He's so stupid you know what he said

Well I forgot what he said, 'cause it was so stupid



The bigger they come the harder I fall

In love 'til we're done then they're out in the hall

ARTIST: Julie Brown