there was a woman from nirvana
who,s husband could,nt charm her
she went on the net just 4 a bet
and now she uses a banana
marry had a little pig
she could'nt stop it gruntting
she took it down the garden path
and kicked the little cunt in
there was a man for leeds
who swollowed a packet ov seeds
in less than a hour
his dick was a flower
and his bollox's was covered in weed's
marry had a little lamb
she tied it to a pylon
10'000 volts went up it's arse
and turned it's wool to nylon
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