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X-Wiper A.K.A. X- Viper

X- Wiper-- By day, I am a mild-mannered janitor. Sweeping & mopping floors, nobody notices me

X-Viper-- But, when the sun goes down, I become.......THE JANITOR OF JUSTICE!!!! Organised crime-bosses of the world tremble with fear as I CLEAN UP the town (1 corridor at a time), WIPING OUT crime & disorder with my MOP OF FREEDOM!!! POLISHING the villains off the streets, and SWEEPING the damsels-in-danger off their feet. Fear not, (seriously dudes, I'm not crazy) I am the JANITOR OF JUSTICE!!!!! ...Evil litter-droppers everywhere will feel my wrath! (and my super ViperStingy-CLOTH across their ass!) ............
(then I woke up & did my real job, which is NOWHERE NEAR as exciting :) )