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Stanley Tweedle
Ex-security guard class 4, ex-Austral B heretic and current captain of the Lexx. The only member of the crew to be entirely human, Stan was forced to become a security guard when caught by His Shadow's forces whilst smuggling the amino acid codes for the Lexx to the heretics. Luckily for him, he wasn't executed for this heresy just in case His Shadow ever needed any more information from him. Although this sounds brave, Stanley H was really only in it for the glory and indeed the free sex on accommodating pleasure cruisers. He only got involved with the Lexx theft due to poor timing - he was due to report for punishment (triple organ donation) when the whole thing erupted around him and he was swept away. Due to an accident he is also now the only member of the crew who can command the Lexx.

Xev (prenounced ZEF)
What can you say about her apart from the fact that she is gorgeous lol... Xev Bellringer was brought up in a box at a holocare home for trainee wives, due to her "not working out" the way her parents expected. Unfortunately her pre-pubescent husband dumped her at the altar (to be fair she was slightly unattractive, to put it mildly) and she therefore punched him out. This resulted in her being sentenced to become a Love Slave, but again, thanks to the antics on the Cluster during her transformation, she got the looks and the sex drive, but managed to miss out on the personality "adjustment". As an added bonus, she also got some Cluster Lizard DNA which means you don't really want to be messing with her

790
790 is the robot, or robot head anyway, that suffered the personality adjustment that Xev was supposed to get, after his body unfortunately got eaten by a Cluster Lizard. The personality adjustment meant that he fell totally in love with Xev at first sight, and was besotted by her. He hates Stanley, who is the nearest thing to a rival that he has, but tolerates Kai as he shows no interest in Xev and has in fact saved her life on a number of occasions. He has an unending store of terrible poetry, all of it about Xev, and makes Stan's life a misery at every possible moment.

LEXX
Lexx is a bio-mechanical spaceship and the most powerful weapon known to man. It was grown on the Cluster by His Shadow who intended to use it to blow up any troublesome planets that got a bit lippy. He is not the brightest of spaceships, and has a habit of accidentally blowing things up (usually planets) if not instructed very clearly by Stan, who is now his master.

His Shadow/Mantrid
His Divine Shadow was the nasty evil ruler of the League of 20,000 Planets. He was a being who could transfer his essence from one body to another, making him effectively immortal. The reason for this was that His Shadow was actually an insect; a lone survivor of the insect wars which the Brunnen-G had won thousands of years ago. The insect passed its essence into a human host and created the Divine Order which was eventually destroyed by Kai.

KAI
This is my favourite Character... He's great!!!! I will let you see for yourself :)




Last of a race of romantic dreamers, Kai was killed by His Shadow 2,000 years ago during a futile attempt to defend his planet against His Shadow's forces. The planet was destroyed and Kai's body was taken and turned into a mindless assassin. When the heretics took over the Lexx, Kai was chosen to hunt them down, but unfortunately for His Shadow, Kai regained the memory of his former life and realised that His Shadow was a Bad Thing. He joined the crew of the Lexx by default really, having nothing better to do at the time.
Kai has completely come to terms with the fact that he's dead, and therefore has no personal agenda. He sees to it that the crew come to no harm, and has a very well developed sense of duty and justice. Of course this doesn't always work to the crew's advantage, especially if they're trying to get away with something that Kai doesn't think they should be allowed to get away with. Being dead, his body is in constant danger of degenerating, and to this end he sleeps in a cryopod when not needed, to preserve his supply of "Protoblood", the substance which keeps him "alive". Kai has no motivation, no real emotions, and can be frustratingly obtuse sometimes, all of which conspire against Xev when she's trying to get him into bed. He does however have an endearing habit of going completely mad at the most inopportune moments.

Michal McManus
Plays Kai: Hailing from Toronto, Michael McManus is an accomplished actor of both stage and screen. He has appeared in stage productions across Canada and the UK, and most recently played "Reverend Hale" in The Crucible at the Manitoba Theatre Centre, and "Tom" in The Glass Menagerie at the Tarragon Theatre, opposite Martha Henry. Other notable theatre credits include performances in Arabian Nights at the Tarragon, Nothing Sacred at the Elgin Winter Garden; Whale Riding Weather, Stillborn Lover, Warriors, Fire and Miss Julie at the Grand Theatre in London.