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AnTaNia999



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I search for myself in this chaotic world. Never really knowing who I am. Trying to find where I belong and what is my purpose.

I am a solitary creature, I dont explore my surroundings unless i have to.
I prefer the night, though I do venture out in the day...

I listen any form of metal (music) and it comforts me, as I wait for darkness.
I love to read, and gain as much knowledge as I can.

I write poetry, to leave behind my life, and to search for the truth behind my existence.

I feel no remorse, I feel no pain and I have no heart. I relish in the demise of those weaker than me, and I cherish the satisfaction I feel when others are in pain. I cannot help what i am, and being how i am, is my only refuge.

All i know is that ancient blood runs through my veins and my name means enemy of mankind.


FNORD POEM

I cannot escape them
No matter how I try
They wait for me everywhere
I cannot pass them by.

Driving down the street
I see "Jesus Is Lord"
And then immediately after
I hear the word "FNORD!"

Innocuous sayings and parables
And on the evening news

I hear the word "FNORD!"
And suddenly I'm confused

I sit alone in my room
And I'm feeling rather bored
I turn on the tube and guess what
I hear the word "FNORD!"

"Don't see the fnords and they won't eat you"
That's what I've heard the wise men say
But I can't get away from those beasties
There's just no fucking way.




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What is your name?: Antania
How old are you?: 22
When is your Birthday?: May 4
What is your zodiac sign?: I'm ur typical Taurean
Where were you born?: Auckland NZ
Where do you live now?: Sydney OZ
What color are your eyes?: Brown
What color is your hair?: natural black
How tall are you?: 5'6
Do you smoke?: yes
Do you drink?: yes
Do you use drugs?: no
Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings?: a few tatts and a number of piercings - nose, ears and naval
Do you suffer from depression disorder?: Yes
Have you ever tried to commit suicide?: Yes
Have you ever purposely caused harm to yourself or someone else?: I live for it, i like to torment the weakerminded
Are you evil?: most of the time
Favourite bands?: Opeth, Disturbed, Cradle of Filth, Enslaved…. Many more
Religion/Spirituality?: I’ve recently been enlightened into Discordianism [FNORD!!!!]
Family?: I live with my family, Stepdad, mum and younger brother and sister… Pets?: I’ve had many varieties, dogs, cats, birds blah blah blah, atm I have a massive tropical aquarium full of coral and tropical fish
What do u hate?: I hate most people, and mass society. I hate bananas, and I hate ignorance (I try to learn as much as I can so I’m not ignorant)…. Many others
Lifrestyle?: Well if I’m not studying, I’m working and if I’m not working I’m on VR or MSN, if I’m not there then I don’t know where I am, maybe a club, if not possibly lying around pondering things like FNORD
What do u wear?: clothes… lol preferably dark colours, but when I’m laying around its just clothes…
Where do u get energy from?: sex, and if that ain’t happening then when there are storms, and if they aren’t happening then I take it from unsuspecting ppl around me…

picI'm a Working in the court system, nothing exciting about that... I have many different tastes, i'm a vampire, a practicing occultist, and hermit lol I only like to be around others who i connect with, the rest can all go to hell...
My interests are varied, as i like to learn and experience new things...
I can be quite sadistic, and vicious when i wish to be, but i do not intentionally hurt the ones i am close too...


picI Believe in Life and death, although I’m not always in tune with life at the best of times, I cannot say for sure what will happen once I die. I believe we should always live life like there is no tomorrow, and when tomorrow comes, live it like we wont see the sunrise the next day. However, I do not always live by my advice and the clichés. As recently I have lived like a hermit, well until I met some fellow peers, and I was released from my need to hide from society, and I’m overcoming my paranoia!!!

..... been a few years since I have been on this site.... not that it holds much interest for me anymore but for someone unknown reason i recieved an email which said my password was reset??? anyways meh


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QUIZZES
These are here for those who wish to know a little more about me… I guess they give a closer and more accurate picture of who I am, what I am like and who I will always be….




Theistic/Traditional Satanist
Priding yourself on individuality and honor, you are a true servant of Satan! You retain your devotion even when people mock at your beliefs. To you, Satan is real! Not a concept as defined by the Church of Satan.




Shadow of Hell
ever get the feeling you're being watched? the hairs prickling on the back of your neck? well this is the reason. the shadow of hell makes a person feel dire uncomfort, unseen and extremely sneaky. you need more friends if you got this result...




Lestat de Lioncourte
You are Lestat de Lioncourte. Lestat is ambitious, rebellious, and adventurous, and been through many ordeals. Created in 1784 in Paris, France by an insane sorcerer, Lestat was never given a chance or a choice to immortality. Although he is relatively young, he is extremely powerful, and experienced both Heaven and Hell, and returned to earth for ever changed, and a bit of a raving lunatic. He is both beautiful and strong, but incorrigible. His nicknames include: The Brat Prince, the Perfect Monster, and A Damnable Creature. Adieu, mon amour!




Your a wind Dragon! Hey, you, the smartest dragon
of the branch. You love reading and writing,
but are quite shy. Your IQ is probably sky-high
and your stories can win trophies. Your not
very good in sports, or maybe you are, and just
not inrested.. You are very wise, smart, and
kind.




Schizoid Personality Disorder
Diagnosis: Schizoid Personality Disorder. A pervasive pattern of detachment from social relationships and a restricted range of expression of emotions in interpersonal settings, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by (some of the following) neither desiring nor enjoying close relationships, preference for solitary activities, little interest in sexual relationships, lacking close friendships, and shows emotional coldness, detachment, or flattened affectivity.




You're Death
You anger easily and carry a pessimistic outlook on
life. You don't care much about anything, but
be careful, because that will ultimately be
your downfall.




WitchWe all know that there are some good witches out there in the world - like Glinda in her poofy pink dress. But that's not you. You're a regular house dodger and you know it. Always seeming to be pissing other people off and being pissed off at other people you have a nack for not fitting in many places. You prefer being alone because of this and though very independant, you are very wrathful upon whomever may cross your broomstick. Youre as bitter as ground parsley. I think you need a hug. ----l:-/ your quote :




Bat eyes for you. The term "blind as a
bat" matches you well. You see the things
that you wish to see. Everything else is
darkness for you. You're in your own tunnel. If
something happens, then it happens...whether
it's bad or not. You don't like to interact
with the outside world much. You just do things
because you need to. You like to be alone.
Cheer up a bit. You may be missing a lot that
could be open to you.




Mysterious and a scholar, you are a member of the Tremere clan. You are pretty loyal to your clan, well, you sort of have to...especially since you are blood-bonded to most of them. You are the intelligentsia of the Camarilla and are fascinated with the occult. Possessing the ability to use blood for magic, many clans don't like to approach you. However, that is fine with you. You tend not to trust the other clans anyway.




Air
One of the Elements of the Goddess Life, symbolized by the Sword. Air is the Element of knowledge and elegance, the touch of grace in a comparatively rough world. You're probably an intelligent and perhaps slightly elitist person, a cut above your peers. Some may see you as a know-it-all, but others will appreciate your insight and understanding and welcome your help in their endeavors.




Vampiric
You are a vampiric dragon! You know what vampires do, and you love it. Other tremble before you, and the only one in your way is the gold dragon.




Satanic Evil: When you walk into a room all eyes
are on you, you're the dark heart of the scene.
You seem to have so much power about you people
naturally gravitate toward you. You can't blame
them though; your dramatic good looks attract
men like moths to a flame. You're often found
studying ancient books of rites than clubbing.
Solitude is not a preference its a way of life,
how else would you get time to think? You seem
to be on a mission to the top, not letting
anything get in your way. Which strikes people
as selfish and cruel as they slowly get to know
you, they don't realise that you dont give a
damn about whom you hurt so long as you've

inflicted so much pain they never interfere
again. You wear your black leather corset and
pointy boots tight and accent the rest of your
body depending on your mood. Your motto is

"Mind your own damn business"




You Are The Revered Vampiress. You've been around
long enough for people to mistake you for (and
worship you as) a Goddess. You've never
corrected them, conveniently enough, and now
you have willing sacrifices whenever you get
the urge to Demand Them - Complete With The
Optional Attractive Man slave Hell Bent On
Appeasing Your Fury.
Kudos For The Lucky Break.




Hanging
Your own gallows call. Your method of suicide is Hanging.




Hatred
Your darkness lays upon Hatred. Have you been wronged? Or do you have an unlimited amount of hatred inside you for no reason? Combined with your hatred, you are also very cunning. Which makes you all the more dangerous. You're fueled by malice and corruption from society and thrive on it.



Your dark side is centered around Death. Anger
running through your veins, your soul is
confused between staying or leaving in this
pointless world. All you want is an open
creative mind to go with your lifestyle, no
conditions or judges, just loyalty to each
other, so you can finally live your perfect
exicting world you always wanted, life will
worth something. You will find what you want
when you believe in something more valuable
then death and when you appreciate your life.






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LYRICS - DISTURBED



Remember
Sensation washes over me
I can't describe it
Pain I felt so long ago
I don't remember
Tear a hole so I can see
My devastation
Feelings from so long ago
I don't remember


Holding on, to let them know
What's given to me
To hide behind
The mask this time
And try to believe


Blind your eyes to what you see
You can't embrace it
Leave it well enough alone
And don't remember
Cut your pride and watch it bleed
You can't deny it
Pain you know you can't ignore
I don't remember


Holding on, to let them know
What's given to me
To hide behind
The mask this time
And try to believe


If I can
Remember
To know this will
Conquer me
If I can
Just walk alone
And try to escape
Into me


[whispering:]
Sensation washes over me
I can't describe it
Pain I felt so long ago
I don't remember


Im just holding on, to let them know
What's given to me, given to me
To hide behind
The mask this time
And try to believe


If I can
Remember
To know this will
Conquer me
If I can
Just walk alone
And try to escape
Into me
into me
into me


Prayer
Another dream that will never come true
Just to compliment your sorrow
Another life that I've taken from you
A gift to add on to your pain and suffering
Another truth you can never believe
Has crippled you completely
All the cries you're beginning to hear
Trapped in your mind, and the sound is deafening



Let me enlighten you
This is the way I pray


[Chorus:]
Living just isn't hard enough
Burn me alive, inside
Living my life's not hard enough
Take everything away


Another nightmare about to come true
Will manifest tomorrow


Another love that I've taken from you
Lost in time, on the edge of suffering
Another taste of the evil I breed
Will level you completely
Bring to life everything that you fear
Live in the dark, and the world is threatening


Let me enlighten you
This is the way i pray


[Chorus]
Return to me, return to me, return to me,
turn to me, leave me no one
Turn to me, return to me, return to me,
turn to me, cast aside
Return to me, return to me, return to me,
turn to me, leave me no one
Turn to me, return to me, return to me,
turn to me, you've made me turn away


[Chorus Variant:]
Living just isn't hard enough
Burn me alive, inside
Living my life's not hard enough,
They take everything from you

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LYRICS – OPETH




Black Rose Immortal
In the name of desperation
I call your name
A lamentation I sigh
Again and again

Spiritual eclipse
The gateways are closed for me to seek


The night...
A veil of stars, watching
My shadow is born from light
The light of the eye, in darkness


Over troubled waters memories soar
Endlessly, searching night and day
The moonlight caresses a lonely hill
With the calmness of a whisper


I wear a naked soul
A blank face in the streaming water
It is cold in here
Frost scar my coat with dust


Eyes attach to your mute portrait
We spoke only through thoughts
Together we gazed, awaited
Hours brought thirst and the rising sun


Sunbirds leave their dark recesses
Shadows glid the archways


Do not turn your face towards me
Confronting me with my loneliness
You are in a forest unknown
The secret orchard
And your voice is vast and achromatic
But still so precious


Lullaby of the crescent moon took you
Mesmerized, its kaleidoscopic face
Granted you a hollow stare
Another soul within the divine herd


I have kept it
The amaranth symbol
Hiddin inside the golden shrine
Until we rejoice in the meadow
Of the end
When we both walk the shadows
It will set ablaze and vanish
Black rose immortal


It is getting dark again
Dusk shuffle across the fields
The evening trees moan as if they knew
At night I always dream of you


Benighted
Come into this night
Here we'll be gone
So far away
From our weak and crumbling lives
Come into this night
When days are done
Lost and astray
In what's vanished from your eyes


What came and distorted your sight
Saw you benighted by your fright


Come into this night
Your plight alone
Carry your weight
You are flawed as all of us
Come into this night
You only home
It's never too late
To repent, suffer the loss


What came and distorted your sight
Saw you benighted by your fright


What came and distorted your sight
Saw you benighted by your fright


Come into this night
When you're able
To undo your deeds
And atone with your lonely soul
Once you're into this night
All minds are stable
Forget all your needs
Lose the grip of all control


In My Time Of Need
I can't see the meaning of this life I'm leading
I try to forget you as you forgot me
This time there is nothing left for you to take, this
is goodbye
FONT size="3" color="#00CC99" face="Arial">Summer is miles and miles away
And no one would ask me to stay

And I should contemplate this change
To ease the pain
And I should step out of the rain
turn away


Close to ending it all, I am drifting through the
stages
Of the rapture born within this loss
Thoughts of death inside, tear me apart from the core
of my soul


At times the dark's fading slowly
But it never sustains
Would someone watch over me
In my time of need


Serenity Painted Death
Returned from a hibernal dream
Voices fell like marble
No longer by my side
Gone all that would linger


Ripped from my embrace
Melinda reflected in shafts
Red line round her neck
Met the earth in silence


White faced, haggard grin
This serenity painted death
With a halo of bitter disease
Black paragon in lingering breath


White faced, haggard grin
This serenity painted death
With a halo of bitter disease
Black paragon in lingering breath


Saw here fading, blank stare into me
Clenched fist from the beautiful pain


Darkness reared its head
Tearing within the reeling haze
Took control, claiming my flesh
Piercing rage, perfect tantrum
Each and every one would die at my hand
Choking in warm ponds of blood
At last, weak and torn, I went down
Drained from strength, flickering breath


Came with the moon
The wayward in concious state
Flanked and barred in destiny's end
Underneath with hope in laches
Swathed in filth, any would betoken
Starlit shadows on the wall
Finally there to collect me
From the bowels of sin

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QUOTES

"But first, on earth as Vampire sent,
Thy corpse shall from its tomb be rent:
Then ghastly haunt thy native place,
And suck the blood of all thy race;
There from thy daughter, sister, wife,
At midnight drain the stream of life;
Yet loathe the banquet which perforce
Must feed thy livid living corpse.
Thy victims are they yet expire

Shall know the demon for their sire,
As cursing thee, thou cursing them,
Thy flowers withered on the stem."
-Lord Byron (Giaour)

"This world is older than any of you know, and contrary to popular mythology, it did not begin as a paradise. For untold eons, Demons walked the earth; made it their home -- their Hell. In time they (the demons) lost their purchase on this reality, and the way was made for the mortal animals. For Man. What remains of the Old Ones are vestiges: certain magics, certain creatures"
-Giles (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

"Awaken to darkness on this place we call Earth,
One vampire's bite brings another one's birth.
A vampire wakes with blood thirsty needs
On the warm rich sensation he feels when he feeds.
He stalks in the night like a disatrous beast,

And what once was alive will soon be deceased.
So when the last bit of sunlight disappears from the sky,
You better watch out unless you want to die."
-Victoria Boatwright

Vampires provided a perfect mirror of the worst fears of the pious and perfect.Vampires were dangerous, sexually rampant, enormously powerful, absolutely unconcerned about human dignity and preservation of the soul, and finally...dead. And it was this last aspect of their nature that made them the most fascinating to legend-makers. ~ Manuela Dunn Mascetti

When the last vampire is extinct, who will mourn our passing? Will she? Will anyone? Can anyone understand this pain, this loneliness?
~ Meier Link - 'Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust


Razor Retribution.
1)Hot chilli powder on toilet paper.
2)Using a staplegun on a scrotum in the night securing it to penis.
3)Razor blades inside tampons and under sanitary towels.
4)Fingernail and toenails slowly peeled off and inserted into eyeballs.
5)Handing out acid trips to young trick-or-treaters.
6)Forcing glass bottle up orifice, then smashing it while inside.
7)Preparing plasters / bandages with salt and vinegar.
8)Making jelly shots for a party with crushed glass as an ingredient.


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THE LEXX SERIES
picYes, I am a LEXX fan, and a big one at that... have most of the series on DVD now lol. My favourite Character as you have almost alread
noticed is KAI.... he's awesome to say the least!!!! These are the most prominant characters and a little about them for you :) Mainly about KAI!!!!





Stanley Tweedle
Ex-security guard class 4, ex-Austral B heretic and current captain of the Lexx. The only member of the crew to be entirely human, Stan was forced to become a security guard when caught by His Shadow's forces whilst smuggling the amino acid codes for the Lexx to the heretics. Luckily for him, he wasn't executed for this heresy just in case His Shadow ever needed any more information from him. Although this sounds brave, Stanley H was really only in it for the glory and indeed the free sex on accommodating pleasure cruisers. He only got involved with the Lexx theft due to poor timing - he was due to report for punishment (triple organ donation) when the whole thing erupted around him and he was swept away. Due to an accident he is also now the only member of the crew who can command the Lexx.




Xev (prenounced ZEF)
What can you say about her apart from the fact that she is gorgeous lol... Xev Bellringer was brought up in a box at a holocare home for trainee wives, due to her "not working out" the way her parents expected. Unfortunately her pre-pubescent husband dumped her at the altar (to be fair she was slightly unattractive, to put it mildly) and she therefore punched him out. This resulted in her being sentenced to become a Love Slave, but again, thanks to the antics on the Cluster during her transformation, she got the looks and the sex drive, but managed to miss out on the personality "adjustment". As an added bonus, she also got some Cluster Lizard DNA which means you don't really want to be messing with her




790
790 is the robot, or robot head anyway, that suffered the personality adjustment that Xev was supposed to get, after his body unfortunately got eaten by a Cluster Lizard. The personality adjustment meant that he fell totally in love with Xev at first sight, and was besotted by her. He hates Stanley, who is the nearest thing to a rival that he has, but tolerates Kai as he shows no interest in Xev and has in fact saved her life on a number of occasions. He has an unending store of terrible poetry, all of it about Xev, and makes Stan's life a misery at every possible moment.



LEXX
Lexx is a bio-mechanical spaceship and the most powerful weapon known to man. It was grown on the Cluster by His Shadow who intended to use it to blow up any troublesome planets that got a bit lippy. He is not the brightest of spaceships, and has a habit of accidentally blowing things up (usually planets) if not instructed very clearly by Stan, who is now his master.



His Shadow/Mantrid
His Divine Shadow was the nasty evil ruler of the League of 20,000 Planets. He was a being who could transfer his essence from one body to another, making him effectively immortal. The reason for this was that His Shadow was actually an insect; a lone survivor of the insect wars which the Brunnen-G had won thousands of years ago. The insect passed its essence into a human host and created the Divine Order which was eventually destroyed by Kai.



KAI
This is my favourite Character... He's great!!!! I will let you see for yourself :)

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Last of a race of romantic dreamers, Kai was killed by His Shadow 2,000 years ago during a futile attempt to defend his planet against His Shadow's forces. The planet was destroyed and Kai's body was taken and turned into a mindless assassin. When the heretics took over the Lexx, Kai was chosen to hunt them down, but unfortunately for His Shadow, Kai regained the memory of his former life and realised that His Shadow was a Bad Thing. He joined the crew of the Lexx by default really, having nothing better to do at the time.
Kai has completely come to terms with the fact that he's dead, and therefore has no personal agenda. He sees to it that the crew come to no harm, and has a very well developed sense of duty and justice. Of course this doesn't always work to the crew's advantage, especially if they're trying to get away with something that Kai doesn't think they should be allowed to get away with. Being dead, his body is in constant danger of degenerating, and to this end he sleeps in a cryopod when not needed, to preserve his supply of "Protoblood", the substance which keeps him "alive". Kai has no motivation, no real emotions, and can be frustratingly obtuse sometimes, all of which conspire against Xev when she's trying to get him into bed. He does however have an endearing habit of going completely mad at the most inopportune moments.

picMichal McManus
Plays Kai: Hailing from Toronto, Michael McManus is an accomplished actor of both stage and screen. He has appeared in stage productions across Canada and the UK, and most recently played "Reverend Hale" in The Crucible at the Manitoba Theatre Centre, and "Tom" in The Glass Menagerie at the Tarragon Theatre, opposite Martha Henry. Other notable theatre credits include performances in Arabian Nights at the Tarragon, Nothing Sacred at the Elgin Winter Garden; Whale Riding Weather, Stillborn Lover, Warriors, Fire and Miss Julie at the Grand Theatre in London.


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As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORKPOO is inevitable. For those who hate pooing at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump at work.

CROP DUSTING -- When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants.

FLY BY -- The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooing. Walk in and check for other pooers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER.
People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom.

ESCAPEE -- A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poo in a cubicle. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of embarrassment. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee.
It is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy.

JAILBREAK -- When forcing a poo, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhoea or a hangover. If this should happen, do not panic. Remain in the cubicle until everyone has left the bathroom to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred.

COURTESY FLUSH -- The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poo hits the water. This reduces the amount of airtime the poo has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME.

WALK OF SHAME -- Walking from the cubicle, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. Can be avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH.

OUT OF THE CLOSET POOER -- A colleague who poos at work and is proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooer enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under his or her arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooer before entering the bathroom.

THE POOING FRIENDS NETWORK (P.F.N) -- A group of co-workers who band together to ensure emergency pooing goes off without incident.
This group can help you to monitor the whereabouts of Out Of The Closet Pooers, and identify SAFE HAVENS.

SAFE HAVENS -- A seldom-used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooer of your sex entering the bathroom.

TURD BURGLAR -- Someone who does not realise that you are in the cubicle and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a poo at work. If this occurs, remain in the cubicle until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.

CAMO-COUGH -- A phoney cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a cubicle. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON, or to alert potential Turd Burglars. Very effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE.

ASTAIRE -- A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that you are occupying a cubicle. This will remove all doubt that the cubicle is occupied. If you hear an Astaire, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooer can poo in peace.

WATERMELON -- A poo that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.


HAVANA OMELET -- A case of diarrhoea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an Escapee. Try using a Camo-Cough with an Astaire.

UNCLE TED -- A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever.
Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An Uncle Ted makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to poo when the bathroom is empty.
This benefits you as well as the other bathroom attendees.



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LABYRINTH
Jareth the Goblin King played by David Bowie mmmmmmm I still find him sexy as in that movie :)

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What type of Fnord are you???
I am a Sleeping FNORD!I am a Hyper FNORD!I am a Rainbow FNORD!I am a Grape FNORD!

Probably some more to find lol but hehehehehe FNORD!!!!!!!!!!


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