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Sarcastic, skeptic, honest, strange(er), and a conversation minimalist when outside interesting social encounters. I'm an atheist -- the infidel your preacher warned you of: strongly against and rather opinionated when it comes to religion, as well as any other superstition (astrology, finding a coin on heads, dowsing, knocking on wood, throwing salt over your shoulder, lucky four-leaf clovers, crossing your fingers, paranormal, ghosts, poltergeists, pixies, vampires, unicorns, obviously the list goes on and on).

And a few more quotes for sarcasm's sake:

"Bigfoots who live in glass houses should never throw poltergeist."

"Stop looking at me like I'm crazy and I'll stop chasing you with my axe."

"If you love someone, set them free; if they come home, set them on fire." -George Carlin