I hear Voices in my head, they come to me, they understand, they talk to me...
First off...I really am that pale...no white make-up...I'm almost translucent...
About me:
I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane, while people behind me are going insane...I use public toilets and I piss on the seat...I walk around in the summertime saying"How bout' this Heat" I'm an asshole...
I am a pretty easygoing person with a very sick and shameless sense of humor. I have the unique ability to comfort and communicate with a woman on her level. I am very observant and pay attention to the details that make a relationship worthwhile. I am fluent in the language of physical anatomy and emotional stability. I am in the process of educating myself and plan to own my own business sometime, and I also have a few projects that i work on from time to time. I have been single for a little while and now I would like to view my options. I am a gentleman, and I know how to let a woman feel that she loved. I believe in Respect and an equal opportunity relationship, I am strongly against raising an angry hand to a woman, and I believe that jealousy is insecurity. I've been hurt before, like most everyone else in the world has, but I still for some reason believe that my soul mate is out there...I see her in my dreams all the time...
I have some unique views on things and I don't want to offend anybody else in theirs...I RESPECT people and I expect to receive it in return...that includes POSITIVE criticism and SOME negative criticism...as I am open minded and will consider other options...I have the capacity for and the ability to show kindness and I prefer it, but I also have the pleasure of unleashing a very potent evil...One without remorse, without pity, and without mercy...If you don't give me the respect I deserve, I will mind rape you...I will sodomize the ass of your head with a power drill and a wood auger bit and if you are not a strong minded person you will find yourself on the wrong, or right, end of a noose...Or I might want to utilize a sharp instrument and see if you're beautiful on the inside...Just because I respect you doesn't mean I automatically care about you or necessarily have to like you...
We Cannot Fight Who We Are...We Can Only Embrace the Darkness
General Interests...Music, Tattoos, Piercings, Any Heathen practices, Arts and Crafts, How it(he/she)works, Internal/External Anatomy, Martial Arts, Invisibility, Infiltration, Stealth, psychology, survival, all melee weapons
MUSIC...NIN, Lacuna Coil, A7X, 3-Days Grace, HIM, Nightwish, Godsmack, Linkin Park, Rollins Band, Bloodhound Gang, Weird Al Yankovich, Trance, Pink, Cradle of Filth, Metallica, Alice Cooper, Megadeth, Stone Sour, Gwen Stefani, Paramore, Evanescence, Apocalyptica, Sixx AM, Tenacious D
Movies...The Inside Man, Face-Off, The Saint, Oceans 11 & 12, Cruel Intentions, Slingblade, The Cell, Labyrinth, The Watcher, The Crow, Romeo & Juliet, City of Angels, Bram Stokers Dracula, Underworld 1,2,3, Red Dragon, Incognito, The Score, The Professional, The Transporter 1, 2, and 3, Crank, The Italian Job, The Thomas Crown Affair, Natural Born Killers, American History X, Devil's Rejects, Strangeland, House of 1000 corpses, The Karate Kid 1 (COBRA KAI DO OR DIE), Little Nicky, Highlander, The Neverending Story, Legend, Labrynth
Who I'd like to meet:
No Sheep Allowed! If you are a mindless drone oblivious to reality and full of nonsense, then you are not welcome. I believe when you love everybody you rob the intensity and purity of the love for the people who truly deserve it. I am looking for a strong, smart, opinionated, loyal, open minded, and trustworthy woman who is not too hard on the eyes, is moderately fit, and who preferably has a martial arts or military background. A partner in crime(literally) to call my equal and someone who stares fear in the face and smirks. Someone who can think on their feet, who is not afraid to learn something new, who may be able to teach me a few things, as well as having a strong stomach and the ability to keep her composure under stress. I would like to find a woman with some ovarian fortitude(Balls) If you feel up to my challenge then contact me. Even if you don't meet ALL the criteria still feel free to contact me. Exceptions can be made for exceptional women.
Guys are welcome to contact me if they're not from Dumb-ass Land...And especially if they are of a Martial Arts or Military background...Just keep in mind that I'm not gay and I am not bi...I don't mind a girl who is though...
NOW...as for Ratings Go... I RATE FAIRLY and I EXPECT THE SAME IN RETURN(I have been known to be nice)...If I leave a nice comment then I REALLY liked your profile or I liked something about you...
IF I RATE YOU and YOU BITCH AND WHINE BECAUSE I GAVE YOU AN 8 or a 9...
I WILL COME BACK AND RE-RATE YOU A 1
IF YOU STILL GIVE ME PROBLEMS...
THEN I WILL BLOCK YOU...
I am here to meet others of my kind...I am NOT a CHILD obsessed with levels, ratings, and other games...
I AM SERIOUS ABOUT WHAT I AM...IF YOU ARE NOT...There are plenty of sites that will cater to YOUR incompetence.
So Let it be written...So let it be done
Bastet
You look for balance and harmony, anxious, devoted. Often rash and impatient.
Colors: male: yellow ochre, female: grey
Compatible Signs: Sekhmet, Horus
Dates: Jul 14 - Jul 28, Sep 23 - Sep 27, Oct 3 - Oct 17
Role: Goddess of cats, women, and secrets
Appearance: Cat or cat-headed woman
Sacred animals: cat
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Fuck being Politically Correct...
I wanna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado Convertible, Hot Pink, with whale skin hubcaps and all-leather cow interior...and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights...YEAH.
And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115 miles per hour, getting one mile per gallon...
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers in the old-fashioned non-bio-degradable styrofoam containers and when I'm done sucking down those greaseball burgers, I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag and then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side...and there ain't a god-damn thing anybody can do about it...You know why?...Because WE got the bombs! That's why...2 words: Nuclear Fucking Weapons...Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want...they can have a big democracy cake walk through Tiananmen Square and it won't make a lick of difference because WE got the bombs...OK...John Wayne's not dead, he's frozen...and as soon as we find a cure for cancer we're gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off...you know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? well multiply that 15 million times, that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be...I'm gonna get the Duke, and John Cassavetes, and Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckinpah, and a case of whiskey, and drive down to Texas...I'm an ASSHOLE
Exerpt from Asshole by Dennis Leary
