Phase 1 of my new profile updates:
Got my profile suspended because the menus were invisible. Dammit. I fucked with the code a bit, so it's no longer much of a pain.
STOP FUCKING BITING ME!!!!!!!!
Well, you can't bite me anymore anyway since I turned it off.
Read my Journal
I know you saw the link before you got here, but I'm telling you again. Read it; it contains brilliance.
Since I'm just tired of it, I want people to stop biting me. If you bite me, you'll get blocked as of 2:35 pm CST, April 19, 2007. If you have something to say, say it. Just make sure it's intelligent or some attempt thereof or you'll get blocked too. So there.
Hooray for JT (JoinMeInDeath747) and her sexy n00dz! This was a kickass gift, I must say. I want all of you to show her the utmost of respect, because not only is she VERY sexy, as shown here, but she is also very special to me. Be sure to check out her profile.
9:35 PM CST. I've been rated 420 times. Hehehe. 420. Stonerrific. I'm a loser...
Don't forget boys and girls! Hell hath no fury like the man who finally gets tired of dealing with a woman scorned.
The original LaMuerte has returned. I'll make updates over time, since I really just don't have hours and hours to dedicate to this.
Funny, a lot of people who welcomed me haven't been here as long as I have...
And thanks to all who welcomed me back. It's good to be on VR again.
Thought this poem should be on here...
I can see what you see not,
This is the sickest music video ever.
Vision milky then eyes rot,
When you turn they will be gone,
Whispering their hidden song,
Then you see what shouldn't be,
Shadows move where light should be,
Out of darkness, out of mind,
Cast down into the Halls of the Blind.
It's Dragonforce. The song is "Through Fire and Flames".
That's right, bitches. I'm back. It doesn't matter what race, religion, sex, sexual orientation, social class, blood type, magickal discipline, political affiliation, or age you are. I will make fun of you without mercy.
On the topic of religion......
I am a 'teapot agnostic'. Look it up. I will spend most of my time disproving any and all spiritual aspects of anyone's beliefs, because if they cannot hold up to skepticism, then they're not valid.
Here's some of my rare camera-whoreness...
Also, I want to make it known that I'm a complete asshole most of the time, and it's nearly impossible for anyone to match my standards. To save me the time and trouble, I'm making it publicly known that I won't even pretend to flirt with someone who doesn't come close to or match my standards, and all unwelcomed advances will be blocked until further notice. I am an egomaniac, and I justify my own actions and attitudes. Deal with it.