Remember, remember the fifth of November,
Gunpowder, treason, and plot,
I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot.
Guy Fawkes, Guy Fawkes, 'twas his intent
To blow up the King and Parliament.
Three score barrels of powder below,
Poor old England to overthrow;
By God's providence he was catch'd
With a dark lantern and burning match.
Holloa boys, holloa boys, make the bells ring.
Holloa boys, holloa boys, God save the King!
Hip hip hoorah!
V-Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you, and you may call me V.
A penny loaf to feed the Pope.
A farthing o' cheese to choke him.
A pint of beer to rinse it down.
A faggot of sticks to burn him.
Burn him in a tub of tar.
Burn him like a blazing star.
Burn his body from his head.
Then we'll say ol' Pope is dead.
Hip hip hoorah!
Hip hip hoorah hoorah!
One day men will look back and say I gave birth to the twentieth century. - Jack the Ripper
So I’ve been asked to put a profile up to be viewed a few times. Had to get rid of the old one because old profile is old. *laughs lightly* My name is Nienna for the time being. If you want to get to know me better, feel free to send a message away. I’ve been on VR for almost 2 years so it would seem, even though I didn’t know it myself till the other day. I disappeared a while back because of some of the drama going on, and loosing a few friends that were on here and that I knew in RL as well. I’m 20 years old, but my age deceives a lot of people. I’m not a simple minded blonde that runs around with daddies money under my belt. I work for a living, trying to pay the bills and make ends meet and have for a very long time now. My age does not state my IQ, believe me been there, done the IQ tests, I don’t have a 20, I have like maybe a 50. Just joking. I recently moved to Penn. From Texas and talk about a major culture shock. Trying to coop with a boyfriend, house, 2 cats and missing my dachshund very very much. I’m what you would call, very VERY open minded about everything.
I do not have a set religion, as I’ve told many before when they’ve asked me, I believe in too much and no religion fits my viewpoints so I have a Nienna-religion. But as for the paranormal and the Vampires, lets just say I’ve ran into a few in my lifetime and those people became as much a part of me as I am a part of me. I know a psy-vamp who is a very good friend of mine but lives in Texas. I will never loose contact with him because I’m not sure to be honest if I ever could. I myself, can’t say I am a vampire, even though I do like blood letting and the taste of blood. I’m something different but we won’t get into that at the moment because once again, there are just some things I will say in a profile and some things I won’t.
I am a submissive in the BDSM reality, I do have a Master myself **TO ALL THAT DON’T UNDERSTAND----- I am Taken and have a Sir AKA Boyfriend* We turned the lifestyle into a relationship more than just a Master and His sub. We are living together and He is the reason why I live in Pennsylvania now. I knew Him for approx. 7 years before I came up here so don’t assume that I just jumped at the chance.
Once again, if anyone has any questions or comments, feel free to contact me.
AIM- NiennaElensars
Yahoo- NiennaElensars
My line is always open to those that wish for answers to questions.
Thanks for taking the time to read this long thing, and thanks for trying to get to know me.
Sincerely,
Nienna
| About Me...and then some... | | ...About Me... | | Name:: | Sam | | Nickname:: | Nienna | | Birthdate:: | 01-09-1987 | | Birthplace:: | St Joseph Houston Tx | | Age:: | 20 | | Taken or Single:: | TAKEN | | Sibilings:: | older brother | | Grade:: | Graduated 2 years go. | | School:: | Highschool Tom | | Height:: | 5'6 | | Athletic?: | At times. | | Fears:: | Loosing grip on this so called reality | | Left or Right handed:: | Right. | | ...Favorite... | | Color:: | Black and Red But Silver and Blue go great together | | Food:: | I'll try almost everything once. | | Restraunt:: | Red Lobster | | Song:: | Whiskey Lullaby | | Quote:: | I am what I have become through struggle and failure. | | Drink:: | Doesn't matter. | | Number:: | 3 | | Clothing Brand:: | As long as its clothes I could careless | | Cereal:: | Fruit LOOPS! | | Book:: | Oh god don't even get me started on reading. I can't name all the books lol. | | Store:: | Wal-Mart. | | Team:: | Me? | | Player:: | Myself. | | TV Show:: | House | | Subject:: | Reading, Computers | | Movie:: | From Hell. | | ...Out Of Your Friends... | | Loudest:: | I am the loudest, seriously, just ask. | | Craziest:: | Sometimes me and other times Aaron | | Shyist:: | My friends? shy? OMFWTFLMFAOBBQ | | Prettiest:: | Vannah | | Nicest:: | Not sure about that one lol. | | Funnist:: | Aaron or Donny | | Best Dancer:: | None LOL | | Knoes More Bout Chu:: | Aaron or Sunny | | U Trust Tha Most:: | Aaron | | ...Last... | | Thing You Ate:: | Dreamcicle | | Move You Watched:: | Black Dahlia | | Thing You Drank:: | Icy Tea | | Place You Went:: | Giant | | Person You Called:: | My parents. | | Person 2 Call You:: | No one don't have a phone...yet | | Person You Hugged:: | Matt | | Person You Kissed:: | Matt | | Person You Said: | Matt | | Thing You Bought:: | Food | | Time You Cried:: | Prob about a week ago. | | ...Have You Ever... | | Snuck Out:: | Of course but only once. I know, ooo rebellion. | | Ditched School:: | Alot of times. | | Been Pulled Over:: | Nope. | | Cried Over A Guy:: | Who hasn't in this day and age. | | Had Your Heartbroken:: | Of course. | | Been In Love:: | Yeah | | Made Out In A Car:: | Yeah. | | With Who:: | Aaron | | Been Dumped:: | Yeah | | Cheated On Any1:: | Hell no. | | Had An MRI or X-Ray:: | X-ray yeah. | | Been Cheated On:: | Not as far as I know. | | Done Community Service:: | Nope. | | Been Beaten Up:: | Of course. | | Been Suspended Or Kicked Out:: | Yeah. | | Been Tha Newspaper:: | Not sure about that but been on TV. | | ...In Tha Opposite Sex... | | Eye Color:: | Blue | | Hair Color:: | Doesn't matter. | | Tall Or Short:: | Tall | | Type:: | Doesn't matter. | | Fling Or Relationship:: | Relationship | | Romantic?: | Yes | | Sweet?: | Yes | | ...Questions...(Random) | | Thing you hate about guys?: | Being fucking Dicks. | | Descride yo best date?: | Not really been on a date. | | What makes you happy?: | Books. | | Cutest thing a guy has done fo ya?: | Just been there for me was enough. | | Describe yo best kiss?: | I can't really say. | | Favorite book as a kid?: | Sabirna the Teenage Witch. | | Song dat reminds you of dat cetain sumone?: | Hate me Today by Blue October | | What song makes you cry?: | Whiskey Lullaby and said above. | | What are you good @?: | Reading and typing. | | Tha oldest guy you've gone out with? Age?: | 30. | | Best Valentines day gift?: | Not really gotten one. | | Can you cook?: | Nope. | | Most missed memory?: | Being a kid with no worries. | | Do you miss any1?: | Of course I just moved, why wouldn't I? | | Still friends with an ex?: | Yeah. | | How many times have you moved?: | Too many to remember. | | Any regrets?: | Some. | | Is there sumthin you need to tell sumone?: | I'm sorry... and I can't get you out of my heart. | | Wil you ever tell 'em?: | No. | | Favorite shoes?: | Flip-flops. |
NEVER MESS WITH ME! For I am the wielder of... THE SPORK OF DOOM!
Protectors
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This is 100% true no joking you I lived there for 20 years. Here we go.
THE RULES OF HOUSTON
1. You must learn to pronounce the city name. It is "Ewe-stun", not "Huestun." Oh yea, it is pronounced "San Phal-ee-pay," not "San Phil-eep" (San Felipe).
2. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Houston has its own version of traffic rules...Hold on and pray. There is no such thing as a dangerous high-speed chase in Houston. We all drive like that.
3. All directions start with, "Go down to Loop 610"... which has no beginning and no end.
4. The Chamber of Commerce calls getting through traffic... a "Scenic Drive."
5. The morning rush hour is from 6:00AM to 10:00AM. The evening rush hour is from 3:00PM to 7:00PM. Friday's rush hour starts Thursday morning.
6. If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear-ended, cussed out and possibly shot. When you are the first one off the starting line, count to five when the light turns green before going, to avoid getting into any cross -traffic's way. *You can ask my sister about getting plowed down by a person who strongly believes in this one!
7. Kuykendahl Road can ONLY be pronounced by a native Houstonian.
8. Construction on I-10, I-45, US 59 and Loop 610 is a way of life and a permanent form of entertainment.
9. All unexplained smells are explained by the phrase, "Oh, we must be in Pasadena!!!."
10. If someone actually has their turn signal on, it is probably a factory defect.
11. All old ladies with blue hair in a pink Cadillac have total right-of-way.
12. The minimu m acceptable speed on Loop 610 is 85 mph. Anything less is considered downright sissy.
13. The wrought iron on windows in east Houston is NOT ornamental.
14. Never stare at the driver of the car with the bumper sticker that says, "Keep honking, I'm reloading." In fact, don't honk at anyone. *THIS IS NOT A JOKE EITHER*
15. If you are in the left lane, and only going 70 mph in a 60 mph zone, people are not waving when they go by.
16. The Sam Houston Toll road is our daily version of NASCAR...Soon to be renamed, "The Texas 500"
17. If it's 100 degrees, Thanksgiving must be next weekend.
18. When in doubt, remember that all unmarked exits lead to Louisiana.
19. You don't have to wait for an exit to get off a freeway, just follow the ruts in the grass to the frontage road like everyone else. This is how Houston residents notify Texas Department of Transportation where exits should have been built.
20. If you don't like country music you might want to leave Texas.
21. If you like the Longhorns do NOT come to Houston, it is a city of Aggies.
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