My name is Catelyn, I am well known as Cat. I won't lie I don’t exactly have the nicest reputation and personally I don’t give a damn. I don’t wake up every day wondering how I can please people. I am an extremely blunt person, if you want something sugar coated go find a damn donut. I am not on this planet to spare feelings or give a fuck about what might offend the snowflakes of the population. I am not your Baby, Sweetie, Sweetheart, or any other god damn pet names the use of these disrespectful names will end with your ass blocked without a damn explanation. If you can’t find enough self-control to not violate this simple request, then DON’T MESSAGE ME ITS THAT SIMPLE!
I have a very lethal personality which those who know my history know why I find human life to be absolutely worthless and in need of extermination. I am a believer in removing all warning labels and allowing natural selection to eliminate those who are clearly undeserving of life. Which probably would mean 95% of the planet would need repopulated.... I guess that means the burning of condoms well maybe not most act as if they are afraid of them but anyways...moving on.
Now for those who live under a damn rock I would like to state I am a bisexual female. I am beyond picky when it comes to women. When it comes to lifestyle choices, I live within the BDSM community, I am also polyamorous by nature...to those who either lack actual knowledge or are just judgmental human sacks of garbage kindly see yourself off of a cliff.
Just like some people I have nasty skeletons in my closet which explain my bitchy in your face everything but unlike human life which failed me on more occasions than numbers exist for, there was something that brought me hope which were my ferrets. In total I have had close to 20 ferrets over the years. Most of them rescues. My love for my ferrets led to the rescue and adoption of two cats in need, Damn I still wonder what the hell I was thinking when it comes to Fusser and Butterz....they are so evil but not the point. Without these fur butts I would have ceased to exist a long time ago.
I do have a vast knowledge for History especially when it comes to Egyptian or Italian Renaissance but that would be quite obvious to anyone with half a brain cell but I know most on here are rather dense. I also love anything to do with stars and planets but hello most of my profiles have them on there somewhere its common sense folks. Yes as you can see I have a twisted sense of humor I am the type of person who will laugh at your pain but after I recover from gasping for air I will ask how you are of course. Sorry were you expecting me to be that much of a heartless bitch oh wait I can be.
Besides animals I do have a few things that I find totally addictive which would be my diamond kits and of course my love of tattoos. I have three currently and there are 5 more that I want as of this moment, ask me in a few weeks and well that might double *giggles*
I am an avid reader at this moment I am addicted to The Twisted Tales Series, which gives a different outlook to the classic Disney stories. My favorite book out of the series would have to be Conceal, Don't Feel which is by Jen Calonita. I am a gamer which is kind of obviously with my love of Pokémon. I currently have an xbox, and switch. I also do game on PC...FOR THE HORDE...is all I have to say.
Like everyone else I enjoy music, most of the time you can find me listening to rock, 80s rocks, or heavy metal. My favorite bands are Queen, In This Moment, and HaleStorm. I do listen to other types of music depending on my moods. Side note the music on my profiles are a good hint at the mood I was in when I designed it.
I am the extremely proud kajira of TheOrc and I could not be happier honestly. He found me when I was left broken by a monster losing hope fast. He took me on as his own to help me gain the ability to stand and well fate had something else in mind. Something that started out as temp became something permanent.
He has listened to me cry when I honestly wanted to give up and been the voice of reason when I needed it. He has made me laugh just being himself. Let's not forget our movie nights that I cherish more than life itself which I know sounds silly but I feel like the only other person in the world with him at the moment. What can I say I love this man and in the future, I will be at his side if I have anything to do about it.
Through my time on this website I have found myself closing off from most of the population here due to obvious reasons but when it comes to one lady that is downright impossible because she will track my ass down. Yes, WiccanMoon I mean you.
This woman isn't just a friend, she isn't just family, she is my sister and beyond. She has been there through a time period that walking through Hell was an understatement but even during that she refused to allow me to quit on any level. She was there when I was in pieces and she was there for moments of utter WHAT THE FUCKING HELL....those are our favorites but not the point. She will always be my twisted black cat.
My life would be far from complete without you in it. Honestly you have listened to me cry, scream, rant, and have gone out of your way to make me laugh. All Hail Steve and Mini (only you get these jokes which is all that matters). You are beyond my best friend; you are my partner in crime. We have each other's back no matter what anyone tries to throw at us.
Even after you departed the site and left me your account there have been nights where you have sat with me on skype joking around and helping me with graphics or even wordings for my profiles. What can I say NiteOwl47 I love you to hell and back and this life would be worthless without you.
Now comes the portion of my profile where I explain how much of a damn bitch I can be. For your personal benefit I would like to state I have a nice collection of accounts ranging in levels so what one account does more than likely all of mine will do. Here is my suggestion read this section carefully because if you end up blocked or issued ones don’t whine because more than likely you brought it on yourself. I do add mostly anyone but spamming me the same damn message on several accounts will ALWAYS end with you blocked.
I will always rate those who can't seem to stop being suspended for ignorance or stupidity a damn one...don't like well then fucking behave like a normal person I know it's hard. To those who use mass numbers of profiles to bully and harass others you also get ones when you don’t pay for your profiles...don't whine when you get ones because you violate TOS by having over 3 free profiles and you can't find someone use to pay for them. If asked nicely I will rerate within reason.... act like a twat I will rerate lower and block you. Just in case you forget Cancer has a rating scale of 1 to 10 so get over your righteous bullshit of thinking you deserve 10s for utter shit or displays of cruelty.