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janlazer



Limbus Patrum (Coven)

Vampire Rave member for 19 years.

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Gender:  Male
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Age:  ANCIENT
Location: 

Calgary, AB, Canada




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"A life not lived to excess is life not lived at all." -Jan Lazer.



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Well,
there's really not all that much to say about me. I'm a 23 year old glam
boi/psy-vamp who's currently moved into Prince George. I enjoy partying with my
friends(goths and non-goths alike)and I enjoy going to my usual
hangouts.

I can and usually am quite arrogant. I don't deal with stupidity well,
just a warning before you decide to deal with me.




"I don't want to start
Any blasphemous rumours
But I think that god's
Got a sick sense of humour
And when I die
I expect to find him laughing."
-"Blasphemous Rumors", Depeche Mode



I am also the owner and sole employee of Rent-A-Bunny. Rent-A-Bunny:
"I'm not only cheap, I'm easy!". Rent YOUR Bunny today.


"Who you callin' a f*ggot? Yo, yo. When you out gaybashin', I'm gonna
be at yo' house, f*cking your girlfriend....In the *SS!"-MSI


Concerts:
(why add? Cause I fucking can)

Alice Cooper (twice)
Bret Michaels
Poison w/ Vince Neil & The Headpins
LA Guns w/ State of Shock
Slayer w/ Soulfly & In Flames
Cradle of Filth w/ Arch Enemy and Bleeding Through
Slipknot w/ Unearth & Killswitch Engage
Mooniter w/ Daedel
Combichrist w/ Coded




Likes:

Music of all kinds, money, dancing, the club, smoking, drinking, goth
culture, my feather boa, my glam pants, my lucky pants(R.I.P.! *SOB!*),
PS2, Xbox, and PC gaming.

Music:

Hair-*******-metal(Ratt, Slaughter, LA Guns, Warrant, etc, etc) .
Bushido, Fler, MEATPANTS!!!!!, Cradle of Filth, Hanzel und Gretyl, Fiction
8, KMFDM/MDFMK, Poison, Alice Cooper, Mlada Fronta, Kidneythieves, AFI,
The Azoic, Diva Destruction, Collide, Crüxshadows, Rage Against the
Machine, Velvet Acid Christ, Electric Hellfire Club, Mindless Faith,
Læther Strip, Second Skin, Children of Bodom, Lacuna Coil, Arch Enemy,
Zeromancer, The Damned, VNV Nation, Genitorturers, Oxygen Law, Culture
Kultur, Angels & Agony, Seabound, Funker Vogt, Hocico, Pzycho B*tch, Suicide
Commando, Sonar, Oomph!, Das Ich, Welle: Erdball, Carpe Diem,
Blutengel, London After Midnight, HIM, Zeraphine, Soft Cell, Schandmaul, and
still a shiteload more.

Movies:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Cradle of Fear, American History X,
Romper Stomper, White Lies, The Crow, Blood: The Last Vampire, All
Highlander movies.

Books:
"Neuromancer" by William Gibson(Best Book Ever)
Anything by Anton Szandor LaVey
Anything by Phillip K. Dick
"The Vampire Papers" by Micheal Romkey
"120 Days of Sodom" by Marquis de Sade

TV:

Highlander

Games:

World of Warcraft (PC) (need a fellow quester? Message me on here
first. )

Dislikes:

Close-minded people, dumb people, bible-thumpers, preppy bitches that
are jealous that I look better with makeup on than they do, and a WHOLE
lot more.

Addendum: People who listen to Evanescence and think they are goth
because of such. People who dress like The Crow and then think they're
goth. People who see it as a fashion, not a culture. In short, posers. And
don't get me started on all you ******* Good Charlotte/Simple Plan/Not
By Choice/Ataris/Sum 41 babypunks. Nothing pisses me off more.

Addendum #2: You ******* normals who think you can go to a goth bar on
Halloween and fit in because you wear a 'costume' that looks nothing
like a true goth. Oh, and you morons who keep on asking me if I sacrifice
people/animals because you are so weak-minded you believe everything
you hear about us.

Addendum #3: You ******* normals who show up at OUR ******* bars and
try to turn it into your own little version of whatever shitty ass
club(Standard, Rum Jungle, Cowboys, to name a few)you usually frequent. Guess
what? We aren't going to leave. So why don't you just drag your
pathetic, unattractive mounds of flesh back to your yuppie/preppie havens and
kindly **** off.

Addendum #4: 14-16 year old 'goths'/'rivets' thinking they are the
ultimate authority on the scene. Shut up, go back to West Ed with your
fucking raccoon eye bullshit makeup and whine about your parents and how
nobody 'gets' you. Don't bitch about there being no 'scene' because you
aren't old enough to experience it.

Towns That Piss Me Off:

Hinton, AB
Edson, AB
Prince George, BC
Calgary, AB.
Evansburg, AB
Entwhistle, AB
Mayerthorpe, AB
Wildwood, AB
New Sarepta, AB
Legal, AB
Morinville, AB
Saskatoon, SK
Brandon, MB
Toronto, ON
Toronto, ON (I hate it so much, I put it twice.)
Chetwynd, BC (NEW!)
Mackenzie, BC (NEW!)
Kitimat, BC (NEW!)


Member Since: Dec 17, 2004
Last Login: Oct 21, 2009
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