joker82112's Profile at Vampire Rave.

Come one come all and witness the sensational, sinister, Gotham City's own, Joker.

Hello boys and girls. Glad you could make it out tonight. I just need you all to sign this release form because my page is a little harmful. You may die. It hasn't happened in the recent minutes but it is possible and you are all aware.

Thank you and let's proceed.

First, I would like to tell you that I am not a bad guy. I try to make people smile. That is all I do. When someone trips and stumbles everyone chuckles, right? Well now take that stumble and multiply it by, well let's say 1 million. Hilarious! Let's all greet each other. If everyone can please turn around and shake hands with the person behind them. HAHAHA too great. Everyone fell for it.

I have tried to connect with people my entire life but these scars are sore on peoples' eyes, and my face.

Do you care to find out how I got these scars? You see, my wife and I bought my daughter a nice dog for her birthday. My daughter loved the dog, but, also loved to pick on the dog, teasing it with food. Then one nice summer day they were playing in the field. She teased the dog one too many times and the dog retaliated mauling her face up. After the doctors wouldn't complete surgery to fix the scars, my wife left, blaming me. I couldn't stand the sight of my daughter's face, so one day I sat down at the table with my good buddy Jack. A few hours later I fell over and sliced my cheek on the broken bottle. I couldn't feel it so I took the knife out and finished the other side. Now when I go out with my daughter, we match.

Enough about me. Let's here about everyone's favorite superhero who flies in to save the day wearing a bat suit. Yeah, you know the guy. I think that he is a complete nut. He stays up all day and has a split personality. First question is how does he stay up and fighting 'crime' all the time? Is he addicted to meth? Second question is why is he always fantasizing about bats? To me it screams, 'leave me in a cave where no one can see the real me.' Perhaps he doesn't want anyone to find out his true identity. Who knows?

Well y'all have been great this evening. Please take a complimentary card on the way out. Oh, and don't forget to sign the registry on the bottom of the page so I may know who I don't need to bury later.

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