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I am a carbon based life form that is currently residing on this planet, living in a windows box shaped unite that other carbon based life forms that reside on this planet seem to think are pretty neat places to spend much of their time. I conduct physical exertion in another box shaped unit, I am then given small green paper based objects that others keep telling me are a necessity to living on this planet. This is a strange place to be residing.

lol.