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From the album 'Scumdogs of the Universe'

Vlad the Impaler

Tracks include:
1. The Salaminizer
2. Maggots
3. Sick Of You
4. Slaughterama
5. The Years Without Light
6. King Queen
7. Horror Of Yig
8. Vlad The Impaler
9. Black And Huge
10. Love Surgery
11. Death Pod
12. Sexecutioner
13. Cool Place To Park

Lyrics:

[Chorus:]
Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the impaler
Vlad, Vlad, He could have been a sailor but he's
Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the impaler
Vlad, Vlad, He could have been a
Whaler could have been a Tailor,
He turned out to be Norman Mailer
Whoaaoo
He stepped back and he smoked a joint
Twenty thousand peasants had to get the point
Mommy was a hamster,
Daddy was a jailer
Real tough childhood for such a fucking failure
[chorus]
He's so glad he's Vlad
When he was a boy, they sent him to the Turks
But you know they didn't like him because all the Turks were jerks
When Vlad returned home his wrath for his ancient foe had spurned
But the ancient art of impalement was something that the boy had learned
Oh, how he learned
He learned, they burned and burned and burned
Rotisseries of corpses turned
He's so glad, oh he's so glad he's Vlad


Submitted by Harpia