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Well my daddy works the nightshift
He lies in bed all day
He never looks in mirrors and he avoids the sun's rays

My daddy is a vampire

My mother is a mummy and she needs plasma too
But if you peel away the bandage
The blood comes seeping through

My daddy is a vampire

My brother is a zombie and no thought is his own
He just sits there with a glazed look in his eyes
He's gnawing at his bones

My daddy is a vampire

And as for me? My resistance is getting weak
All these monsters all around me i'm a suicidal geek

And my daddy is a vampire