The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

"You'll laugh all the way to the bloodbank."

Dexter Ward has to recover an ancient tome, last borrowed from the library in Arkham, Mass. by the late Marinus Orlock. His daughter, Marissa Orlock, a pop singer, joins Dexter when they both discover she and her uncle, Lord Byron Orlock, have inherited the family castle in Transylvania, and perhaps, the Book of Ulthar. In the wrong hands, the Book has the power to summon forth The Evil One. One-liners and hilarious spoofs of horror movie classics ensue on the journey.