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Do you remember tales
That you used to hear
About vampires that made you shake with fear
Of Dr. Jeckel and Mr. Hyde
And how you thought that they all had died
Well if you listen to me
A story I will tell of how they're all alive
And not in HELL!!!!!!

It came to be that a man called Myles
Wrote his name in blood
And called himself King of Vampires
But he did not know in a castle of the dead
Mr. Dracula heard what had been said
"King of Vampires he'll never be
While I still retain immortality"
Now a date was set for the two men to meet
Because only one man could claim the Kings seat
So in the silence of the night
Two bats appeared to stage a fight
A middle man is what we need
'Tis him who'll decide who takes the lead
A man who will not take either side
Thus they called oin Mr. Hyde
Through the dead of night
The dual went on
Until it neared the early morn
But before the sun could rise from the sky
Dracula said" I've got you now you die"
Now, the local people who found Myles
Sent out the word they were rid of vampires
But they did not know
A fight had taken place
And Dracula had gone back to reside over his race
Far away in a land somewhere
Dracula and Mr. Hyde did not play fair
And Dracula gave to Mr. Hyde
The Kiss of Life
For being on his side