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Check out this soft, yellow-cream, juniors-cut t-shirt for women featuring a purposely faded and distressed image of Mighty Mouse saving the hell out of an endangered damsel-mouse! One second, she was dragging nectarines across the vast, pristine expanse of kitchen tile, the next....3 house cats, each armed with rolling pins, demanding she pay them double the usual protection money. Thankfully, Mighty Mouse showed up, gnawed them into the shape and likeness of Christmas cookies at sub-light speed and flew Maisey Mouse to the nearest...uh...gate.