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The letter opener of a barbarian.
Conan!

Conan!

Fighter. Statesman. Thinker. Conqueror. He is all of these . . . and more. His name is Conan. Some call him a barbarian, some call him a destroyer, some call him a librarian, but one thing is certain: when Conan draws his sword, people urinate and poopinate in their loincloths. It's time for your mail to know the same fear, when you approach it with your Conan the Barbarian Sword Letter Opener!

Each Conan the Barbarian Sword Letter Opener captures every curve of the movie sword (called the Atlantean Sword due to an early script draft explaining how Arnold got the sword from Atlantis!) in beautiful detail. It's made of actual metal (ooooo!) and comes weathered looking in a real wooden box. Oh, and get this: Robert E. Howard (creator of Conan) was penpals with H.P. Lovecraft; they even liked overlapping their worlds. What this means is clear to us. The Conan the Barbarian Sword Letter Opener is perhaps a replica of the sword that might have eventually conquered Cthulhu! Yeah, the Conan the Barbarian Sword Letter Opener is THAT great.

P.S. Ok, so we know this exact sword design is from the 1982 movie, but the sentiment remains. Conan might have one day challenged Cthulhu. That makes us feel very happy inside.

Conan the Barbarian Sword Letter Opener

Solid metal (and plated for a worn look), this letter opener captures every detail from the movie Conan the Barbarian.
Scaled replica of the Atlantean Sword.
Made in Spain.
Fully licensed collectible.
Includes a wooden presentation box.
Dimensions:
Sword: 6" x 1.25" x 0.25"
Wood Box: 6.75" x 2.5" x 1.25"