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Long black coat and fingernails,
The size of fucking trees.
My head is bald, my ears they point,
Just like my fucking teeth.
I stalk upstairs, I raise your hairs.
A dirty stinking fiend.
I got no time, I got no mind,
My kind just wants to feed.

[Chorus: x2]
Whoah-oh-oh-Nosferatu!

Ain’t known for looks
Ain’t known for charm
Tall as a fucking rail.
Snow white demon my mind is schemin’
Gonna make you scream and wail.
My nose is pearched upon my face,
Like a crooked running beak,
I smell your blood, gonna make it flood,
Next morning’s lookin’ bleak.

[Chorus]

My drool hits home right on your neck,
I’ll clean up when I’m done.
Gonna take my stance, make you shit your pants,
Mealtime can be fun.