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Well....considering I am a managment type person in this joint... and everyone else of pertinant managerial status has gone AWOL....


When you enter there is a large pit like dance area surrounded by tables kinda like black deckchairs and tables made of steel.
Just off to the left is the DJ box which is modelled after the DJ box in Blade 1 in the slaughter house dance scene. Behind the Dj box just off to the left is the bar which stocks all your fave drinx and cocktails, the roof is quite high and the air conditioning is top notch.
After the bar is a door which is flanked by doormen is the feeding room which is also V.I.P there is plenty of seating area on a raised platform which is against the far back wall and light is dulled yet enough to see ppl
(So enjoy sit and have a drink and this is all for the newbies here and well
THIS IS THE 13th INCARNATION OF THE VEX LOL PARTY ON MY FRIENDS)

Thanks Khayman.
:: Think I'll just lurk today.
Beer please.

hello all and you still up for that drink Insecuredelusion

happened AGAIN
get my butter all nice and melted
and *POOF*
doors slam shut

someone really needs to do some diablarie

so ahhh where did everyone go?

Im here... just chillin...:)

and speaking of newbies
when does that wear off?
I mean at what point do you become and oldster?
hmmmm ?
yes we would like to know that....
yes we would

Um..... when the oldies say so. Ive been here since mid september.....

Some of the lovely denisens of the Rave have known eachother internet or personally for 10 years or more...

well i've known some of them for seven or so
:laughing:
although only a few recognize me
:LAUGHING:

im sure you have.

of coarse not being recognized isnt entirely a bad thing since i used to be a bit of ...... hmmm
an asshole.
Now I am just as my ex likes to say psycho bitch from hell

well khayman and lefaye, i think you're both cool ladies and yes im ass kissing but you like that and ya know lol j/k but you both rock in my opinion. *winks* mew mew

oh winglessangel you're :takes a lick:
so sweet!

*eyes wide* barkeep! I need some alcohol asap!

:LAUGHING:
ohhhh
this hurts
:Laughing:
Whats wrong ~Wings~
:laughing and giggling right onto the floor:

*smiles at mslafaye* nothings wrong after 2 smirnoffs lmao

hmmm well in that case
Barkeep get I get four of those please

:laughs so hard she cracks her head on the floor and is knocked out for a while:

*thinks about taking the advantage of mslefaye knocked out. thinks....thinks....then carries her to V.I.P. with the 4 smirnoffs sitting on her as i doctor her and maybe a little fondling in the mix but what she don't know won't hurt her* LOL

hey all, hows things going may i have a double vodka and coke.

just going to sit and relax, unwind a bit

*Walks out of V.I.P. and gives Maxxmann a video recorder. Walks back into V.I.P.*

Takes the video recorder, looks up and says "thank you god", and rushes into the VIP lounge!
*giggle*

Always *smiles*

hehehhe let me get a red devil and ill just stand off to the side till some mosh pitting music comes on

walks to the center ::hello everyone::...waves & sits somewhere lonely

I'll have a Jack and Coke. I am compelled to go where the action is.

::walks back in and orders her a double shot of coconut parrot bay and a white russian.::
::looks at mad, grabs him up drinks till he's weak; hands to bouncer.
"make sure he gets home"::
::walks off the dance to the music. spots misfit; grabs him and drags him to the dance floor to dance with her::

removes hood & mask ::ta da!:: but everyone ignores.

ugghhh my head
:loooks around:
ummm
where am i?

*smirk* holds his video camera with extreme caution, like somethin on it is very very interesting and even sellable!

Forsaken, not everyone ignored. Welcome, you can join me at my table if you wish.

::dances with misfit to ms and hands her a smirnoff::
::"here ya go love. enjoy::

::o.k. thx :) :: goes & sits with NightCreature

take the shot from lustybloodvampyr knocks it back and gets medievil on maxxman:

Come here little one
:takes the video camera from maxxmann and does things that would make a dentist cringe and quite like kill a human to have removed:

I don't like my video captured
See the Copyright tatoo?
:shows arm:

Now then ...
:Goes back out into main room again:

Okay apparently I passed out again
So who stuck my head inside the bass speaker and why pray tell does it feel like it is still there?

T3 t3 half my kingdom for a tylenol 3

Okay then
Half Cancer's Kingdoms for but a single T3!

yay the Vex continues.


yerba mala nunca muere.

♥

to deity: what is yerba mala nunca muere?
I hope i spelled everything right

it's a spanish saying

directly translated, it means:

Bad grass never dies


no, i wasnt calling the Vex anything negative, it's merely a saying.

The vex will never collapse, thankfully.

:]

hmmm what bad grass?

Ah what a day it's been, i need to just chill...

:: walks over to the bar and orders my usual ::

Hello there PiNkLuSt
Why so hard a day?

Ahhhh Barkeep a bottle of Absynth please
I need to celebrate
9 days whelp to Bloodsucker!
ha ha ha ha ha

ppl ppl every were but not a drop of blood to suck

Hmmm
blood on tap perhaps?
:laughing:
This is camarilla what do you expect?
Call on a bishop on the other hand and you have you pick of tastey treats....

:: I readjust my jaw and spit a couple of teeth out.
Whew - that was the most fun I've had all day!
:: Looks for MSLafaye
Love that tatoo! Love that arm!

thats all right dear
you can love the arm

not sure why you are spitting teeth with that camera still up your arse though

:Laughing evily:

*standing the corner pointing and laughing because she didn't do anything to me mwhahaha turns around innocent-like*

:Goes over to the corner licks then BYTES ~Wing!~: Somehow I think you are less than the innocent you are pretending to be

why ms.lefaye i do declair! lol *licks and bites you back* Not all angels were innocent ya know *evil smile*

To my knowledge there was never an innocent angel. They were always seen and death and mayham followed.....

:bytes back again:

ms lefaye...what big teeth you have. *hands her a drink* i heard i taste like southern chicken. Is this true?

Hmmm more like honey glazed duck I should think
Thank you for the drink btw
now about where someone got said camera.....

Ut oh
:looks around:
went pretty silent in here
something i should know?

*clears throat* yes that's mine. i was secretly shooting you for a part in my new film and i thought you made a good coma patient. *smiles without looking like a bad liar* looks around and points, hey is that a plane? * (runs)

*walks in and sits at bar*

I'll have my white russian, double the cream and vodka.

*looks around and spots lefaye*

Hiya, doll. how about a drink on me? Whatever you want, my treat.

Always can use absynth Artemisia
Then I need to chase down a rogue phantom winglessangel and perhaps show the wonders of a back room, a hook, and invertion....

:laughs:

Thanks for the drink Artemisia

holy hell, sounds like the next horror flick to me! *screams Maxx! Help me!*

*tips glass to lefaye*

Your most welcome, doll.

*drains drink and heads over to dance floor. starts dancing around a pole*

*pounces ~wing~:
good thing i brought my own bbq suace ....

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

coma patient indeed

Ahhh since no help has arrived
its BBQ ~Wing~ for dinner!

I make a really good barbecue sauce. *grin*

Well I think there is enough of winglessangel to share!

mmmmmmmmmm barbecued wings

filet of demon?

aahh...I am so hungry as I read....
please

White or dark meat Thera?

dark
*winks*
something big =)

:starts carving off slices:
Mmmm isnt it nice to be able to sit in a place and filet a friend?

lingers not really knowing what to do. just saying hello to all those that pass by me.

Hello ForbiddenRed want a slice of winglessangle?

Ooooo long-winged-pig.

The other OTHER other white meat.

mmm nothing like some winglessangel breast to make a tummy full

coma patient indeed
this one is going in the vampire canible files

Haaaaaaa haa ha ha ha ha ha ha

dont suppose their are any life mages about to fix up ~wings~
kinda quiet since we ate most of her.....

:: moves away from bar ::

i am NOT drinkin too much this time! Hmm, so wheres the music? play anything but slipknot. Today would be a perfect day to mosh i have too much anger...

but ill behave ;-)

:: Walks in.. F*cked up day :/ ::

Gimma a bottle of wodka...

:: Walks to his quiet corner and start drinking ::

*can't say much when dead* lol

Lets eat the cat! :D

Finally I stopped here to get my piece of meat =)
Yummy!!

:Wakes up a little to late to save Wingless.
Oh well, this way, a piece of you will be with me forever...
:picks up a remaining morsel and enjoys.

*note inside her pocket she wrote before she died saying....sumbitch*

:: tear trickles donw his cheek.
Oh that there were someone with the ability to reincarnate the Wingless one.

*turns into the ghost of VEX and whispers into Maxx's ear "boo"*

AAAiii Yaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!
*Think I just shit my nickers.*

Sorry kids..... Chaos is being bitchy about "his" thread.