the art shifts to match your insanity...the coffee is get it yourself....and there is only one rule....NO RUDENESS....and perversion is NOT considered rude
*looks at Deity* Soory darling I don't but I'm sure between the two of us we can figure it out, what's that tune you're playing there sideswipe? Thanks for the spike Crys *tosses bottle back at him* Don't wanna sleep hon
it;s ok, my dear
i'll take an irish coffee instead.
I just need something.-- anything
Mmmm try one of these Blity things here ... hehehehe good stuff Manard . LMAO *as the acohol begins to touch into my mind*
*Puts machete down by the juke box and flips on "Before I forget" by Slipknot, picks up the bass guitar and plays along with the music.*
I mix Deity a cocktail....tia maria and coffee
good for mellowing in my experience
*tries to rework the wiring of the jukebox so that the slipknot track sounds better*
i think i've been working in sound to long.
No offenss Batt but rigging that thing up ain't gonna make slipknot sound any better .. yeah they got a few good songs ... but not a big fan of them LOL *looks at empty glass* Hey when did I finish that? Did I say that out loud?
yes, you did say that out loud...
and i am no slipknot fan, but i would rather hear that on a good sound system than a bad sound system....
um... i could wire it so that it will only play certain things
Hmmm ... maybe ya better not do that ... might piss a few Joey fans off ... ROFLMFAO ... Ahhh shit, now not only am I tipsy .. but I'm wired like a socket .. hmmmmm what to do now with all this energy???? >;^} Muuwwwaaahhhaaa
hmmm I wave my hand and the cthulu image in the art reaches out and devoures the slipknot cds....grabs a few random passing people from outside and re-enters the painting while swollowing their entrails
*Dives into his back pack and zips it up behind him locking the two zippers together from the inside*
you have a point...
*sets it so the next track is parallel project and walks up to counter*
anyone know how to make an a.m.f.?
*walks over to back pack sitting on the floor, grabbing handle and begin to drag it across the floor* Hey Daermon don't they ever take the trash out around here >;^}
*struggles while pulling on the back pack* Damn it man you heavy. I'm just a wee woman here. *falls flat on my bum while trying to pull ... laughing like crazy ... fist in a ball I knock hard on the top* Knock Knock .. anyone home? 0_o LOL
*The bag starts thumping and hopping around the floor*
No theres no one home!!!!!!!!!!
*Stands up, glancing at the table near where Crys was sitting, then back to the bag* Hye Crys these aren't your keys sitting out here on the table are they????
Heh nice try but no i keep my keys on a chain linked to my belt loop.
I lose more keys other wise.lol
LOL just asking ... *sits down at table adn lights up, grabs note book and pen and starts writing* Well have fun in there, hope you don't get too hot in there. >;^}
dami, maybe you shouldn't know what an a.m.f. is if you're that drunk, sweetie.
*moves bag over a bit with a heavy boot*
Oh and please don't pull a Jarl on us ... when you emerge from there keep your boxers on at leasst >;^} MUUWWAAHHHAAA
Not drunk hon .. buzzed and flying on a caffene high LOL
just making sure, dami. but that mix is bad news for me.
and crys, i'm just moving you so someone else doesn't step on you. and i'm a but of a clutz and don't want to get ya.
Just be careful not just any one can kick me around it takes a certain kind of female for that. *laughs heartily*
*laughs hard*
but if you stay there, someone may kick you and i don't want it to be me.
Hey its not my fault she dragged me here
*back pack bulges in general direction of damis table before hopping directly into the counter* Ouch i really need to have some eye holes put in this thing!!!
*rummages around behind counter finds garbage can on removable rollers* Gonna borrow these Daermon *Kicks pack* still alive in there? Batt hon can you give me a hand getting this up on the rollers?
Nooooooooooooo!!
no holes no rollers
*hops around randomly trying to avoid them*
"poke, poke, is he dead yet? can i eat him?"
sorry it's a bad joke, but i had to.
um... rollers where?
Thats it!*jumps into the art on the wall perfering the twisted insanity here that his curent fate*
Damn it I hate magik .. that's just not right ... ROFLMAO
*runs to painting rips it off the wall and runs out side with it setting on the curb and runs back in the cafe* ROFLMAO
Wlaks in, Hello Dmei, and Batt.Walks over and gets large mug of coffee adds alot of sugar to it and takes a drink aaahjust what I needed mmmmm good
*Hops out of the painting and back into the cafe unlocking the bag and climbing out of it*
Your not funny mistress.
Looks at Dami,hmm. Now what did you do to Crys my dear.Looks at Crys, Hi Crys how are you
hi shadow
*falls over laughing at crys*
why do some people always try to ice skate up hill?
I'm doing great Shadow >;^}
oh but quite contrary darling .. I still managed to kick you to the curb didn't I 
I'm fine thanks and yourself?
*snags another blitz and downs it*
Should i take that to mean im releived of my duties then mistress?
And glad to hear it shadow.
*tries to sit quietly and hides head in a script*
i will not do something stupid... i will not do something stupid....
Wrong hon ... I won this round ... which means you are mine for 24 hours ... to do as I wish ... yes? Oh and yes .. you one the last round .. so i still owe you 24 hours tee hee
*looks up from script*
i don't think i even want to know....
*waves hello to everyone*
I cant sleep.. *smirks* like almost every night.. how is everyone this fine.... morning?
Smiles at Dami,hmmm. Taking home someome to play with my dear, grins
Good morning, Athena.Wlecome to the fun raise his coffee in a toast to her.
Mmmm I've yet to decide hon ... but in the meantime I should like another spiked Blitz *looking in Crys direction* as the last seems to have worn off ...
hi athena
ok, now i know i don't want to know about this
i will be good, i will be good, i will be good....
*hide back in script*
Looks at Batt and laughs, you be good,hmmm. I think not and laughs....... Goes to take a drink of his coffee only to find the mug empty,darn it. Gets up to go refill his mug
and eveyone wonders why i usually stay behind the sound gear.....
As you wish it my lady.
*reaches into his pack pulls out another canister of blitz and a crystal challace smileing to himself as he fills the glass half full of blitz and pours the remaining vodka on top of it mixing it with a gold spoon removed from his cargo pocket*
Here you are mistress.*Hands the glass to dami*
Oh yeah Athena .. one spiked Blitz with the amount of spike I add to my drinks rides me a long way LOL
Com'on now Batt, you're gonna burst if ya don't spit it out LOL
0_o what's the smile for? *looks at challace* What else is in here? LOL *takes a deep drink*
as he drinks his coffee he leans against the bar and smiles to hisself. Looks at his watch, and chokes on the coffee, darn time all ready. Well friends looks likes its time for me to be heading out. I'll see you all later, fisnishes his coffee and walks for the door out into the pre-dawn morning.
i'm off to bed sweet guests...don't let the walls get loose....they get hungry from time to time.....hehhe
*looks up and waves to shadow*
um... dami, part of me just wants to open up the bag. but i'll be good and not have a punker moment on everyone here. i got in a lot of trouble for that last time.....
Yeah it is as many people wanted them I came prepared to day got a back pack full o the damed things in cryo canisters to keep the ice from melting.
Want one?
um.... ok.
actually maybe when i get back, late for work!
nutbunnies
oooh may I please have one *bats her eyelashes* pretty please?
On that note I too believe it's tiem to head out ... as I just had another Spiked Blitz I wish to find some other creative release for the energy jolt *downs the rest of challace and hands it to Crys* sticking hand in pack rummaging around finding colar and leash and pulls them out, holding the ends out* come here dear *buckles colar around Crys neck and attaches leash* Shall we my pet *begins to walk toward the door*
Sure thing what kind of vodka we've got plain SKY or vanilla twist SMIRNOFF.
*Leaves the voda and canister on the counter* Sorry gotta go!
Grabs the end of the leash and leads Crys out onto the street ..
*peeks around the quiet room and sighs* I dont know how to make that drink. :P maybe some other time.
*Mentally telepathize to Athena ... Mix the two together*
*Stops playing and drops the guitar to the floor. I then pick up my machete and search through the juke box for another song of my choice.*
Hmmm....Finger eleven, Finger eleven, comon! THERE!
*Flips on "Slow Chemical" by Finger Eleven.
*Mentally telepathize to Athena ... The Blitz is already mixed for ya hon just mix the vodka and Blitz to your liking >;^} and enjoy*
*giggles to herself* Thank you Dami.. I musta missed that. *takes the cup and pours some vodka in and takes a drink* woo.. still takes the sugar *pours a bit more vodka in*
Thanks again!
Emmy raises her glass in a toast of celebration to Daermon congratulating his lady on her birthday :)
I'd like to make a public announcement:
bombing profiles is not nice
Emmy's profile did not deserve the major bombing it received. It is one of the best profiles on this site. Please be considerate and just when rating profiles.
OK, I'm done bitching :)
enjoy the coffee my dears ♥
* smooches to all *
**walks in with her coffee in hand and sits at a table looking around at everyone** wow. It is before noon.. **lets her eyes shut a bit then takes a sip of her coffee** tired.. very tired.. **looks around and pulls out a bottle of Bailes from her shirt and pours it in her coffee, puts it back and takes a sip looking around** no one saw that...
hello people -grabs a cuppa ans plonks ass on sofa- whats goin on?
Thankyou Deity, you are always a lady :)
I am not going to name and shame.. the people who did it know who they are, and in particular the member this morning..but I would like to say that after being in nbr 1 for nearly 8 months of the first year, that the bombing has taken away all honour and value in being in a playful/honest contest.
Having that said, it is time there was a new lady in first place and I would like to congratulate Deity, she is a beautiful lady and a dear friend of mines :) *hugs* baby!!
GRRRR who bombed emmys profile? that is not nice. I don't like those people. A**holes.
sorry. shes just nice to me and yeah needed to vent. but not cool at all
~Fixes a decaf latte...with a shot of Hazelnut syrup....sits at a table in the centre of the cafe...reading and listening to the gossip...~
Greeting one and all..so come on...what have I missed...did you have a good birthday Deity??...
OOh donuts...hey no more brownies??
~runs over to the counter and grabs a donut~
hello there sunshine *conjures up a batch of brownies "splenda" free* here you go :)
sunshine ♥
hello, love :)
i had a wonderful birthday. Thank you
How are you doing today?
I walk through the door...somebody getting bombed...share already...hehhe
and I start wondering just how much badangel has hidden in that shirt....hehehe
but about the bombing.....I check the tops list about once a month....if that....thats how much I care how ppl rate me....i'm not here for ratings....i'm not a damn radio station.....i'm here for some of the good ppl i've met.....and some of the fine argument i've found too....hehhe sparks the synapses you know....at least till it starts to just piss me off..then I politely try to back out of it........
**smiles showing fangs and bows her head toward him** You would be suprised at how much I can hide in my shirts and get away with it.. **giggles to herself** but you will never know...
I laugh......say well chastened...hold up my hand and watch as her bottle o baioleys materialises into it...pour some in my coffee and hand the bottle back...touche'
ok well we are on to thread #8 now kids..no further posts in #7 thx.....
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