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the rules are known....the art will eat you if not careful....and the coffee is get it yo damn self....
have fun kids....

*Curls up on the couch and stares at the wall*

is the wall talking tonight?

Not sure I dont speak sandscrit.

I sit back and smoke a big fat cuban cigar....sipping my hot fresh grind arabican

Greetings daermon.

daermon, i take it you don't mind if i light up a clove?

crys, my sumer's a bit rusty... but i remember a few things.

hehe the walls are made from the flesh of the elder gods........
hence why the art on them mirrors ones own insanity's....we all see something different in it.........it truly is the dark mirror.....dare you gaze in....

Your joking right daermon? I spend half my free time stareing in there.

hehe light what you will...the non smoking nazis are not welcome in my establishment.......
and the walls enforce my rules on command......till they decide I look like food anyways....

*pokes the wall*

well CC the question here is....are you staring at the walls...or are they staring at you...

*lights up a clove*
anyone care for one?

I'd like one pleas bat.
Now you see daer that the thing i spend so much time stareing at them becuase were haveing a stareing contest.

*hands crys a clove*
ha, ha, ha.... i hate to ask, but who's winning?

*Takes the clove* Thanks and its kinda give and take were going best 300 out of five and the winner gets to eat the loser.

sounds like fun.... i just wouldn't eat something if i didn't know where it has been or how old it is, for that matter...
but that's just me.

Not real worried about it what are the chances ill beat an elder god right?
*Takes out his zippo and lights the clove*

you never know.
what's the score?
;)

120 118
the walls lead

that's not bad.
you could actually beat the wall.
i wouldn't rule it out.

hehhe
well hey man....the walls of consensual reality are rather thin round here......
just don't blame me if the worst parts of you come forth in the deal....hehhehe
but i'mm off to my bedtime perch like a good little flying monkey.....
to watch over my wicked witch from oz...
i'll be back come morning....or evening...depending on circumstance

Nah the only reason im doing this well is the wall likes to close its eyes and savor its random victims.

Walks in smoking a cigar and goes to get a lrge mug of coffee, takes a sip aaaahhh, just what I needed

greetings shadow

Hi Batt, how are you today. Puffs on his cigar and takes a drink of his coffee

i'm doing as well as can be.
and having fun watching crys have a staring contest with the wall.
the wall is winning. (don't ask me about it. i just think it's funny.)

Greetz shadow*takes a drag on his clove and flicks the ash into an ash tray he could have sworn wasnt here a moment ago*

yeh, I knid of noticed him being out of it,hehe
walks over and sits down with her,sips his coffee mmmmmmm

Oh sure my lifes on the line and she thinks its funny!

crys, you should know after the past day or so, that my humor's a bit sick. and i don't think your life is on that much of the line. besides, you got out last night.

Oh i'm quite safe in there we have a deal it wont eat me till the contest is decided.
And if you didnt notice my humor is like wise a bit off.

laughs at there comments and throws Cyrs a life line, Tie that off to some thing Cyrs this way you can pull yourself back out next time. Drinks some more coffee and smokes his cigar...

i think that's why we are getting along.


shadow, you are welcome to join this if you would like.
*get's another cup of whatever's close. lights up another *

Thank you Batt, sits down and realxes as he smokes his cigar and drinks his coffee

Thanks shadow but its cool if i lose ill accept my fate and go willingly after all a deals a deal.

at a boy, crys. just if you win, make sure that you eat it all.

by the way, shadow, how are you?

I'm good Batt, just trying to wake up, before I have to go to work,ughhhhh

No problem Crys, just make sure you win.....

Yeah thats the problem im not sure how daermon will react to me eating his treasured art.

laughs, I'm sure he won't mind too much as long as you clean up after yourself....

i'm with you on that one, shadow.
*bangs head on bar*
wake up, wake up, wake up.....

and crys.... um... i really don't know what he will do.....

hands her an ice pack, i think your going to need this my dear

thanks, shadow. but this old punker's head is harder than it looks.

*Shrugs and puts out the clove*
Eh we shall see,have a nice day guys.
*walks out the door and into the misty predawn shadows*

Finishes his coffee, well its time for me to be going gets up and syas have fun you two. slowly walks out the door

*looks at watch*
crap
*grabs papers and runs for the door*
um... maybe one more cup.
to hell with work.

*Enters quietly and sits down, trying not to, for some reason, make anyone notice him.*

*finds a comfy chair and plops down* Hi All :) How is it in the Rave tonight?

*walks in and tilts is top hat and head to greet you all...sits and sips on his absinthe..*

*pokes head in the door*

*waves to DD and batt* hiya!

*Stares down depressed into the bar table, feels like slamming his head as hard as he can into the table but doesn't. Then stands and starts to slowly make his way to the exit.*

*Stares down all the guests...Looking for someone in particular...Not noticing the one I am looking for...My head falls down again..Tears falling through the mask, and I return to making my way leaving...*

Morning, all. How is everyone today?

G'morning.. *starts a pot of coffee and checks the fridge for jolt..* caffine fix for the early risers.

I always have jolt on me, I don't think there is any in the fridge... Want some, Athena?

Good morning everyone :)

*walks in and goes directly towards some coffee and starts making a cup w. extra sugar*

I need to wake up I'm still drowsy... *takes coffee cup sips and sits down*

::walks in sucking a red lollypop::

mornin' everybody

::smiles & wals past coffee and sits down::

*walks in almost getting bit by the wall* heey god i wish the decorations would stop trying to eat me. *sits down and gets a cup of coffe*

*takes out a cig* If anyone's offended let me know I'll take it outside.

but i do need a mornin' cigarette along w. some coffee to wake up :)

*yawn*....morning folks...don't know if its morning anymore...but I just woke up so it might as well be

*sits down in a booth, toys with the sugar packets*

walks in and goes to warm over by the fire place....

'Ello, everyone.

Damn have we really gone through 8 of these already? wow.. You know that is sort of sad **grins** some bored people... **stretches and yawns showing fangs** Too early... **gets a double shot espresso, french vanila coffee and sips it** ahhh caffene

Yeah, I totally missed #8... lol.

*Sits on the couch and opens a Jolt Blue*
Yumm!

*walks in with text books till in hand*

BUSY! BUSY! BUSY!

*grabs some hot water and pulls Tazo tea out of backpack*

Hey everyone! Hope all is well in life!

*cracks open book and notebook and begins to study*

-Sits in the middle of the floor and shoots random people with silly strings.?- Ha! I got you! Your Bloody Randomness Can't Hide From me! Mwhahaha! -Twitches.- Must shoot silly string....-Falls over with a leg in the air twitching.- Come back to me gummie bears! My gummy forum Gone, Gone...-Sobs-

lol, silly string... sounds like some one has had too much of something! lol

Whatchya studying, MistressofBeltainne?

-jumps up and twitches spraying the silly string every where.- Back away Fein. I shall get you with my Blood silly string!You can't handle this! -Shakes her butts, then stop aburply and scratches her nose." Ack! Teh bloody fucking nose tickler! -Sits and rubs her nose.- Nu!!! My weakness!

I have a big test in Psychology over chapters 2, 3, 4, and 5. I also have a Sociology on chapters 4, 5, and 6...

It is fun stuff though. I enjoy both classes a lot. I have an A in both of them... not bad!

I don't think my classmates like me much... I have broken every curve on all the tests in both classes. Oh well, I actually understand and enjoy the material...

How are the kids moonlit?

Well, the girls are great, the boys just got back from a 3 day hospital stay last night...

*throws a water ball at TasteofHate*

*does a dance*

Glad the boys are back... I was thinking about them last night. They feel better?

-Gets hit with a water balloon- W.T.F Mate? -Sits on the floor.- Remind me never to wear white again. -Sobs- I'm cold. -Falls on the floor face first and sprays people with her silly sting again.-

Yes, they are much better. I am ohhh so glad they are home to me again.

*gives TasteofHate extra hoodie in backpack*

You are very hyper active today!

**gets out 2 cans of silly string, one for each hand and sprays everything in the room, black, and red** Hey this black looks purple **throws the can** what a rip off.. **gets a can of blue and sprays, looks around at everything and giggles to herself** um... no one light a match.. it is flamable **laughs** What?... I still have like 20 more cans.. I stock up on that stuff...

I want a lil girl!

No fair you have so many lil ones moonlit!

-Twitches.- My silly strings. -Steals all the silly string and shoves them down her pants.- Does this my my butt look big?

-Waddles over to MistressofBeltainne and sits on her lap huggling the hoddie.- Tankies! I lurve teh hoodies! And.. I took my meds with caffine again...-Blsuhes.-

I have a secret for you... hold up

Ok so I'm back from my little smoke break. So what's up?

Hey... **looks at tasteofhate** I baught those!!! **walks over to her** I am not afraid to go fishing for them either.. Hand them or I will get them myself.. **grins and looks at her**

Heya, Pink. TasteofHate is just squiring every one and everything with silly string... lol.

-Hides behind Moonlit and points.- She wants to go fishing in my pants! I have no fishys in there! -Sobs and adjustes the silly string in her pants.- I feel like I got a booner..Ugh..

What's the secret!?!?!

Hey Pink! How are ya?

Aren't hoodies the best Taste? Glad you like it...

ROFLMFAO! Taste your funny...

**stands in front of moonlit and pokes her head around** I will, I swear it.. I will count to 10.. 1

Ohh, I get to be part of a chickie sammich! yesh, taste, it does feel like you have a boner with that can down there.. ROTFLMFAO!

-Sobs and runs around.- My meny cans of bonnerific fun!! Leave them be! I have no fishy for you to fish foor! -Runs into the wall.- Owies....@%@%^%&$ * $@%$@^#*#% $@^& ^#%! wall. ^^"-Keeps on running from the fishy seeking Angel.-

Hello lovelies :) Emmy grabs a quick expresso before heading back work again..

Give me the cans.... **grins to herself and holds up her hand** 2... C'mon fork them over.. **sees taste run around the room and giggles**

Nice to see you, emmy!

*Waves at her back as she walks back out the door.*

-Hides in a very secret spot with the cans jiggling in her pants.- Ack.. I never had something like this between my legs before, let alone this meny. XP

Haa haa, Taste! *Snorts*

Maybe I should be a boonafide comidian. ^^"

smiles..waves bye-bye to the gals, " laterz" and moans under her breath about having to go towork again on her way out *snort*!

**fallows the sound of the jiggling cans and stands in front of taste** 10!!!! **pounces on her and pins her down, goes and reaches for the cans, pulling them out of her pants, takes them and puts them in her own shirt** I told you to give them to me..

-Squeals- Rape Molestion....oh...That feels good...-Moans.- LMFAO...-Reaches down her shirt and takes them back.- Mine! -Stands up and runs stuffing them back down her pants and hides again, making sure the cans no jiggle anymore.-

*wakes up after passing out on the table* whoa i missed all that whats going on.

Hey.... **looks down** That's it next time I will shove them down my own pants!!! And put mouse traps along the rim so if anyone goes to touch they get bit by the trap.. ** walks over to a table and stits on top of it** I will get them.. Oh yes.. Just wait..

*quietly slips in* Hello everyone ^_^ *gets a cup of french vanilla coffe* yummers, I wuv caffine lol Hmmm...if I pet the walls, will they be nice to me??? lol

-Sprays the fishy Angel then runs off hiding again.- ^^

I am gonna bounce outta here. I got babies to take care of.

Bye moonlit take care **hugs**

*wakes up and walks toward badangel* hmm sounds like a challenge *keeps walking while the mousetraps clasp unto me* hello there I would but after that katana incident lets say i respect you a bit me *walks away*

Beh byes Mrs. Moonlite...Nice playing silly sting with you. ^^

hmm.. **starts to walk behind the tables looking around, gets out a can of silly string that she had in her pocket and takes the cap off** oh where or where or where, is taste..... **grins to herself and continues to walk around**

-Hides very good and grins to herself.- ^^

**still looks around** I will find you.. **contines to walk and snifs the air** I know where she is...

-Steals harry pooters invisablity cloak and hides under it.-

hmm looks like you guys are having fun *whispers "check the fourth table on the 6th row"* hmm i wonder what else is happening here

**laughs and gets a pair of turmo goggles so she can see body temperatures and looks around** AH HA!!!

Ooo, silly string lol

**runs and stands in front of taste** that is mine! **pounces on her again and digs for the silly string, takes it out of her pants, and puts it in her own shirt again, then runs holding it** Muwahahahaha Mine.. **sticks her tongue out at taste then shoots her with silly string** hahahahahaha

-Sobs like a big baby.- Mine!!!!

*walks in*
is the wall still talking?

Read TasteOfHates Journal..-Whispers like the wind- Oooooooo....! ^^"

I've got things to do today grr... I g2g tty all later :)

*splits like a banana ;) *

who cares about the wall just think of all the things the floor has to say

Slowly walks in. Hey there everybody. I actually read TasteofHate's journal. The gummy bear post was hilarious and the story was great. I hope you intend on writing more! I want to know what happens next. =)

the wall's been really funny the past few nights.

Glances over at the wall....Dayum!! That's freaky. =)

yeah, it is.
but before i left for work, crys was having a stairing contest with it.... and the wall was winning. (don't ask me why, it was just really f%@*ing funny.)

*looks over at Taste*

I have extra silly string in my bag you can have it... they're the big cans too so it is extra the fun! :P

*closes books* Can you believe I actually studied for a few hours? I am so proud of myself!

*makes more tea and pulls out cards*

Who is up for a game of Egyptian Rat Screw?

Egyptian Rat Screw?????? What the heck is that?

hum.... i don't know that one....
but if it's cards.... i may be game.

It is hard to explain... *takes glasses off and rubs eyes*

All the cards are passed out to the players... my friends and I usually play with 6-8 people any more and we get a second deck...

To win the game you need all the cards. To get the cards you need to have control of the face cards.

If the person before you puts a face card down you have X amount of chances to get a face card to beat theirs... if you don't get the face card in X amount of chances they win all the cards on the table. You do get a face card in your chances allowed and YOU get the cards.

If there is a sandwhich or doubles anyone can slap in to get the cards. If it is a false slap that player must take two cards from their pile and place them on the bottom of the pile on the table in play...

It would help if you knew what the X amount was....

If someone puts an Ace down you have four trys to beat it

King gives you three trys

Queen two trys

and Jack one try

-Falls to the floor.- Gads.. Writing take loads outta ya.

That sounds like fun. I'm gonna have to try that game sometime.

*pokes taste*
you need something, sweetie?

That sounds interesting. Poor TasteofHate...no rest for the weary! LOL

I have to get goin for now. See you all later.

**walks and stands over taste** Um.. **tilts her head to the side** are you alright?

It is a fun game ladies... the more people who play the better!

After you lose all your cards you can still slap in... so it takes some time to get through a round!

Taste... *pokes* Want something to eat or drink?

sounds like a cool game.... but right now i think making sure that taste is ok is a bit higher up on the list of things to do.

taste, you're in finals, right?

~enters for the first time~

Hmmm

~inhales the scent~

Odd smell.

Almost foul.

hi empress.
that smell would be the owner's wonderful wall. don't get to close to it. it's been known to eat people.


what brings a classy lady like yourself to a place like this?

**hands empress a pair of nose plugs** Enjoy. It stinks.. **bows her head** But how are you M'Lady?

Yes, the game can wait!

Taste comes first...

*Hops out of the wall and janders over to the fridge grabbing a black canister and smileing* Greetings all.

Walks in and heads for the bar, gets a large mug of stout and drinks some,aaah nice

*Nods*Hi shadow

~nods~ Hi Crys, how are you doing this evening, you winning or is the wall winning....

Its a tie at the moment.

smiles and nods, drinks his stout and wishes everyone a goodnight, slowly walks out the door.long day tomorrow, need to be up at 3am again~

*taking a nap on the sofa.

well kids this has been fun.... but I think it's time for #10

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