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What is the funniest thing you have been asked in a question or asked to do as a Vampire ?

Mine would have to be I was asked if I would send them my blood to drink and I said Why for? and they said then I will be a Vampire.. sooo after about 10 minutes of laughing.. I said Yeaaa thats not gonna happen none of it hahahah

Can you inducted me.

Hmmm...the funniest thing someone asked me...I was in a club years ago; a guy walked up to me and quite seriously asked me if I was a vampire.

Someone asked me to make them a vampire.

Which is funny because vampires don't exist.

If vampires sparkled

Well a friend of mine which is vampiric and has a dark look to him, and somewhat dark personality was once asked....if he was a Christian. Considering everything i know of this person, that almost made me spit out my drink.

Someone once said:

If I pay you 50 bucks, will you turn my girlfriend? I hear sex with vampires just rocks.

Jeebus.....Laughed so hard...

can i really kill you with a stake?


duh,you can kill anything by driving a thick wooden stake through thier heart...

At a bar
A girl asked me what can i do as a vampire?
I said i love to suck her blood
she said pay the price.