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Does anyone know how I can learn to Sparkle? I bought sunscreen online that promised adequate protection from the sun with a formula guaranteed to help my skin shimmer. I imagined this is what that one bloodsucking fellow from that Twilight documentary used so as not to be incinerated. I did the ol' test run... On a related note, does anyone have any recommendations for a capable plastic surgeon? Thank you so much.

This is not a discussion. And would be more suited for a place like your journal and not the forum.