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today i totally think i saw a zombie!
She was walking down the street and smelled most distastefully like cats! ew.
But she shuffled and was blue.
I crossed the road to avoid her and got away, she definitely didn't notice me but Whatthefaaack!?
zombies?!
Realy!?
Halp?
Are there zombies around? anyone notice anything unusual??

I see people who think they are alive, sure they have pulses, but their pulses beat in a monotonous beat, they insist that they experience phenomenal things, yet even they become jaded by their testimonies of such alleged Phenomenal Experiences.

makes one want to slap them, just to see if it gets their attention,

at least they could testify about, "Someone walked up to me today, and just smacked me!" and for once.. for once, they would have details of the experience, rather then vague anecdotes.

Any way, I see People who are Not alive, and are desperate to convince everyone that they see beyond this world. Really? well so far the testimony that is forthcoming is dull, and onerous.

I see people who think they are alive.

is there a zombie crawl going on in your area?

Zombie Crawl?
OMG nuuuuuu that sounds scary.


And dabs, ty.

...You've not provided sufficient questions or information to start an actual discussion.
This seems as if it'd be more appropriate as a journal entry.