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and now, your stockwatch report, brought to you
by...

fuol (1000 mgs capsules)

"when life just blows, futol."

the day began with a flurry of heavy trading, with shares in casual acquaintences rising a healthy 1%. inversely, lifelong friends saw a sharp decline, on rumors from the fed that they talked shit about you through even the best of times, and never really liked you anyway.

stocks in frenemies also saw modest gains on the
1st day of trading, after the holiday recess, spurred mainly by a willingness to share their d, coupled with fair attempts to remove the corn cobs lodged in their a.

and now a quick look at the ticker, brought to you

by...

sweet little christian girls

"you know you want to"

bitterness - down .25%

anger - up .10%

disillusionment - up .27%

hope - down an eighth

love - down 470 points

stay tuned for tara'sh, next on your
k 0' clock news.

And this is what? Nothing to do with this section of the forum. Keep it in your journal.