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I am hungry...


Is there a drive-thru?

Yes, but we only serve fruit snacks and beer (our version of bread and wine)... hope yer not tooo hungry!

I'm a simple man... fruit snacks and beer will do fine!

its the best dang mentorship ever. :D its real fun too!

My lovely wife Juny,knows how to make things happen.Join and see how she works.

-_-' i may leave it

You will leave in just 4 days Eric.. and you will be missed.

May Juny be with you through all your endevours

Dude, Juny if i wasnt Sire. I would totally join ^^

See Juny love...not everyone hates the Church.

I know I love it...AND ALL MY PARISHONERS!!!

As for the haters... its ok with me!.. Its they who are judging, not I.. but last I checked, passing judgment is frowned upon in all established religions...

Yep this place is awesome!! I'm a member with one of my other pros.

Yeah you're actually right June bug.. in the bible it says let he who hath committed no sin, cast the first stone. It also says Judge not lest ye be judged thyself. People should try reading The Book of Proverbs. There are some really great passages in there as well. However, for the people that I KNOW who are just chomping at the bit to try and make me wrong.. JESUS said the things I quoted.. these sayings are NOT in The Book of Proverbs. Winky wink wink!

I would join, Juny!!

Because I am a Member of the House of Pie.... and would never leave it... I cannot join the Church of my name....... But I love all of those who have. :)

Sexy... You ROCK my world girly girl! Whooo hoo!!

Over the last few days, I’ve asked God, “What do you want from me?” (you know, sort of like the Adam Lambert song). The response every time has been, FAITH!!

The Church of Juny asks for nothing more.... Faith in your family.... Faith in your friends, Faith in your world.... But most of all FAITH IN YOURSELF!!!!

all hail juny

RAWR!!!!

boo!

its an awsome mentorship

I read Revelations. but that's about it.

lol Sanger you silly girl

JUNY IS AWESOME! I love her church and I'm not one for churchs, lol.

a flawless mentorship with a perfect mentor

It is a great place indeed...always fun times within the church of Juny.

may she live long. praise juny

it was a really fun mentorship im glad i joined

congrats on entering

Come...join us...we have kool-aid

yes always listen to a strange man offering kool aid lol

if thats one of the things i learn...
im not sure ill join
lol


but i absolutely adore juny ^-^

yup, juny is that awesome!

-crosses arms and pouts- i wanna join juny again

The Church of Juny has been renamed.

The new name is:

:O alue would love that lol

eric you should have never have left. ;)

i know it was stupid but i wanted to be with alue

I know, lol. Well hopefuly you can join soon. with my level growing I might have to leave soon. but i'll still be there, lol.

but im fourm master on my new mentorship how could i leave

It would be worth it, Eric. Just remember this, JUNY is there. THE Juny, one oth the awesome VR goddesses.
Wherever she is, party follows.
And a certian someone, lol. No offence~!

lol none taken

yeah all hail lord juny pie crist!

Join Juny-Pie today!
Juny, from what I've seen, your place is AWESOME.
How many places are left....?

cullen join it. there is a space for you. cause i can make one. >.> but only one.

imma join when my mentor bores me (aint i ebil)

nice going on saying that in a public thread eric, lol. (kick him out and send him to us.) jk :p

hehe I'm in this mentorship. with my xmurdermylovex pro and it rocks. I;m an assistant and I got one thing to say..You're either with us, or you're against us! For those who are with us, here's a cookie, for those against us, go pound sand!! No one likes you anyway ;)

dont worry sexy im with you

sexy rocks there!

I AM LORD JUNY PIE CRIST!!! JOIN US AND BOW BEFORE ME!

*bows*

i dont bow -kneels-

same thing eric, lol

Yes,my wife is amazing and wonderful...join the Church...you'll love it

Join it because you don't know how much fun your missing.

yes!

ALL HAIL LORD JUNY PIE CRIST!

ALL HAIL LORD JUNY PIE CRIST!!!(Bow's)

ALL HAIL LORD JUNY PIE CRIST!

Every time I see "JUNY PIE CRIST" it makes me think of 'crust'. D:

that was the point. >;p

Juny IS the shit

and I'm not biased

that is some good shit man. groovy

Well, with WolfMan behind Juny, how could you people say no? Eric, join them. :)

LOL! xD

i did join kate xD

Yes! It worked!
Now...the rest have to join!! :D

yup, or stalk others, lol.

Hopefully you will all feel compelled to join my Coven when it opens.....

I feel the love....

Bless you my children!!!

bloody says she would love to be in your coven. ^^

keep her informed please.

J, I'm on lock down. :o
I would love to join though. Maybe it's time for a second account, or third.

Cullen needs to work on that though, lol.

As soon as her Coven is up and running...I'm there of course.


Check out the mentorship....DO IT!!!

DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!!!!!!!

DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!!!!!!!

MY COVEN IS NOW OPEN!!!!

Groovy Baby

woot too bad im moving to lycan underworld

Groovy!

Juny please get me into your coven as soon as you can thanks!

lolz sounds like fun but you all like aitheists???

The power of Juny Crist compells you...to join.

Oh crap so much for free will.

No No Sophia, not atheists.. cultists... The Church is where all, no matter what faith or religion, can come and gather together in the spirit of fun and Juny...

Once you give your self over to Juny Pie Crist, you cannot go wrong no matter what faith you choose.

:) We are all encompassing, as long as you worship me for the diety I am... :)

Steal DrBloodyPad, lol.

YES! go get DrBloodyPad. lol

Is there not only one spot left in the mentorship?

huh? Why do you ask? I know that DrBloodyPad is in her mentorship.

I was asking in the interest of the public!
But there are no more spots now.

because its THAT good. :p

all hail Juny

Juny, you need to be able to have more members. :P

exactly. ;)

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