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Quite frankly, I didn't even want to use you guys, with your dip and velcro and all your gear bullshit. I wanted to drop a bomb. But people didn't believe in this lead enough to drop a bomb. So they're using you guys as canaries. And, in theory, if bin Laden isn't there, you can sneak away and no one will be the wiser. But bin Laden is there. And you're going to kill him for me.

Zero Dark Thirty

A good fort needs a gap. The enemy must be lured in. So we can attack them. If we only defend, we lose the war.

Seven Samurai

You have a good memory, Pretty-Pretty. Yes, sometimes I like to go out among my people, be like them, ordinary, 'evil' as you call it. So, I'm your little one-eyed wench. I'm also the Great Tyrant.

You have a good memory, Pretty-Pretty. Yes, sometimes I like to go out among my people, be like them, ordinary, 'evil' as you call it. So, I'm your little one-eyed wench. I'm also the Great Tyrant.

Barbarella

Say, what's a nice joint like you doing in a girl like this?

Deep Throat

And I'm not like you. All you want is to be filled up and whether it's by a man or by tons of disgusting slop makes no difference. And I'm definitely not like you. That empathy you claim is a lie because all you are is society's morality police whose duty is to erase my obscenity from the surface of the earth so that the Bourgeoisie won't feel sick.

And I'm not like you. All you want is to be filled up and whether it's by a man or by tons of disgusting slop makes no difference. And I'm definitely not like you. That empathy you claim is a lie because all you are is society's morality police whose duty is to erase my obscenity from the surface of the earth so that the Bourgeoisie won't feel sick.

Nymphomaniac

I think you need to take a shit. It's coming out of your mouth instead of your asshole.

Fight Club

Not so controlled! Seduce us! Not just the Prince, but the court, the audience, the entire world! Come on! The fouettes are like a spider spinning her web.

Black Swan

What-- that big, old, hairy mole? Ew, I had that thing removed. Besides, you knowing about my big, old mole doesn't prove anything, except for it's way past medication time for you, buddy.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Exterminate all rational thought. That is the conclusion I have come to.

Naked Lunch

"... just when He was about to start over, He realized that's what made them beautiful. They were a brilliant mistake."

The Order

No. That'd be too nice. First I'm gonna make you feel everything that I felt. And then I'm gonna kill you. So that you can never hurt anyone...

The Collection

Our membership has its pleasure, its hardship, and sometimes its pain.

The Skulls

Congratulations. You are still alive. Most people are so ungrateful to be alive. But not you. Not anymore.

Saw

My humble life is indebted to your exalted prowess, your dauntless courage, and your superb, swift sword!

Dragonheart


God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?

Full Metal Jacket

Magic is the bloodstream of the universe. Forget all you know, or think you know. All that you require is your intuition.

Willow

Listen to me! You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen.

Fight Club

We don't care how much it costs, just how much it makes. If it costs too much, we charge a penny more. Would you pay more to save a fish who thinks?

Heaven Can Wait

Baby, you put one drop of blood in there, and they'll be your biggest admirers.

Colombiana

Peel that pig and slice him thick.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

So I guess this is where I tell you what I learned - my conclusion, right? Well, my conclusion is: Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it. Derek says it's always good to end a paper with a quote. He says someone else has already said it best. So if you can't top it, steal from them and go out strong. So I picked a guy I thought you'd like. 'We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained, it must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic chords of memory will swell when again touched, as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature.'

American History X

Fuck being a hero. You know what you get for being a hero? Nothin'. You get shot at. You get a little pat on the back, blah blah blah, attaboy. You get divorced. Your wife can't remember your last name. Your kids don't want to talk to you. You get to eat a lot of meals by yourself. Trust me, kid, nobody wants to be that guy

Die Hard 4

Hey, Kroot! Why don't you go kiss a duck?

American Graffiti

Oh, come on, Casey. You have to admire its simplicity. It's one billionth our size and it's beating us.

Outbreak

Not beautiful you understand, but you have a certain prettiness, different from my other heads. I believe I'll lock you in the tower for a few years until your head is ready. And then I'll take it.

Return to Oz

You have no idea how bad it gets! I'm not you... I can't make it on a coupla high-altitude f*cks once or twice a year! You are too much for me Ennis, you sonofawhoreson bitch! I wish I knew how to quit you.

Brokeback Mountain

I think we can stop him. Stop him for good this time, but we need to know where his bones were hidden.

A Nightmare on Elm Street

I have already prepared my counter-proposal. It reads thusly: You may strategically place your wonderful lips upon my posterior and kiss it repeatedly!

Dark Shadows 2012

Are you not entertained?! Are you not entertained?! Is this not why you are here?

Gladiator!

Nobody fucks with the Jesus!

The Big Lebowski

Never lose control. Never let the monster out.

Sin City: A Dame to Kill For

Well, there's the law and there's what's right. I'm gonna do what's right.

Machete

If you try to run, I've got six little friends and they can all run faster than you can.

From Dusk Till Dawn

So they've just been setting us up over the years with their E.T.'s and their Men In Black movies, just so no one would believe it if it ever happened.

The Faculty

Do you remember the fun we had when you poisoned me?

Do you remember the fun we had when you poisoned me?

House on Haunted Hil

There's that word again. "Heavy." Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull?

Back to the Future

And you call me insane. You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing. To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth. It is your nature to do one thing correctly. Before me, you rightly tremble. But, fear is not what you owe me. YOU OWE ME AWE.

And you call me insane. You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing. To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth. It is your nature to do one thing correctly. Before me, you rightly tremble. But, fear is not what you owe me. YOU OWE ME AWE.

Red Dragon.

There is no penance for the hellbound.

Nude Nuns with Big Guns

Yes of course I do. But you see, I don't let it get the best of me. It's just something that happened. It had to be done. And when something has to be done, you do it, right? So here's to us, a short life, but an exciting one.

Yes of course I do. But you see, I don't let it get the best of me. It's just something that happened. It had to be done. And when something has to be done, you do it, right? So here's to us, a short life, but an exciting one.

Original Sin

Deception is the point! Any fool can calculate strength. That one has been doing it since we arrived. Now he has to calculate what he can't see.

The 13th Warrior

Run, Dick, Run

((this might be wrong))

Fun with Dick and Jane

I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart. I didn't even see it coming.

 
Dumb & Dumber


I have seen the devil in my microscope, and I have chained him.

The Island of Dr. Moreau?

Men like you aren't relationships, you're exercise.

Staying Alive

There is no death. There is only a transition to a different sphere of consciousness.

Poltergeist.

But they'll give it a lobotomy or do experiments on it or something.

E.t

This isn't S&M, this is Art!

Bloodsucking Freaks

A relationship is a lot like a porcelain nail, Ted. You can break it, and you can glue it back together, but it's not going to be as strong as it was unless the person is really committed to bringing home nurses!

Earth Girls Are Easy

Mr. Levinson, contrary to what you may have read in the tabloids, there is no Area 51. There is no spaceship...

Independence Day

You really expect me to keep on reassuring you sexually even now when we disgust each other?

The War of the Roses.

Help me Jesus! Help me Jewish God! Help me Allah! AAAAAHHH! Help me Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me!

guesses or googles?

Zero Hour!

Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the f**king Peace Corps.

Animal House

He's trying to convince people, well, other doctors mainly, that's there's these teeny tiny invisible bad things called germs that get into your body and make you sick. Ah? He's trying to get doctors to wash their hands. What is this guy? Crazy? Teeny, tiny, invisible? What do you call it? Uh-uh, germs? Huh? What? Now, cut to the 20th century. Last week, as a matter of fact, before I got dragged into this hellhole.

Twelve Monkeys

I've heard another rumor, that you were bitten by a king cobra?

The Expendables 2

You know, the usual. Some president, UN official, American politician wants to talk shit about the military industrial complex, wants to stop spending $600 billion on a war with no f*cking end, well, whether it be 1963 or now, they intervene.

After having to removing the same posting again and again (which is turning this into a spam thread) I will close if found again.

Let the thread die before you turn it into over 200 post of the same.

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