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High 5

Put an apple on your head and aim for it with my bow and arrow. Then fire the arrow toward your apple.
~ don't worry I got excellent aim so you wouldn't get hurt~

introduce you to particle physics and the wonders of atom collision!

Thats part of science. I love science

Grab a pillow and hots you with it

Sorry hits you with it.

Teaches you that violence is not always the answer...its the question and the answer is yes as a return savo of pillow flings shall happen

say hello, thereby elevating his day, as after all how often would he encounter one such as myself

Well I would deffinately have to glomp such an awesome person because they exist in a plane of pure wonderfulness.

Chair shot runs and jump out of the thread and hides and waits.

put your hands in hot water as you sleep and tie you up =P

smother you with kisses

Hugs you

hugs you too

Writes a poem

Makes lunch

Yum.

Gets your favorite candy

feeds you chocolate

Picks nice outfits for you

waves

Waves in return :-)

hug you

Hugs in return

Hugs

-waves and smiles a bit hiding behind laptop-

Smiles and gives positive energy

Hugs in return

Shoulder massage

Makes you breakfast

tickle you until you begged for me to stop =P

Why does everyone like tickling me? No fair.

Begging you to stop tickling me now.

stops tickling you and just puts a feather duster on your feet (a new one of course)

Are you tickling my feet now? Thats the most ticklish part on me.

Takes feathet duster

hum ... guess i need to find a new tactic ... you are beating me at my own game ... maybe move on to gently hitting you with a goose down pillow

I will hit you with that goose down pillow too lightly ;-)

feed you bananas

Turns you into an alien :-P

massage you

tickle your feet

There you go again. Aiming for someone elses feet. Lol!

Tickles your feet :-P

laughs a little bit and tickles you back some more HE HE HE

Hey!!!! Laughs. Tries to move away

grabs hold of those feet and starts to tickle them with a new longer feather duster LOL

To funny. Lol tries to grab longer dustet and throw it across the room. Hahahaha

gets out the pillow and starts to lightly hit you with it LOL

Grabs a pillow and do the same in return :-P

pillow fit engaged!!! Grabs another pillow to get you on both sides

Makes a pillow fort. Grabs extra pillows and throws. Lol hahaha. Ducks in my fort

Leaves the women to play lol

Put in on a science table and dissect... Change a few things here and there, you know.. The usual DNA manipulation..

Drain her energy before she even has chance

Offer some blood, if he is feeling hungry.

No thank you my sanguine and red meat is satisfied as for energy that'll wait

feed you chick peas and gluten free bagel chips

hit you with a goose feather pillow

Have some beer?

slap you silly with a kitty toy

Slaps you with a pillow

would shake your hand and say hey i know you

yell surprise I know you too!

would sneak up behind you and yell hi

turn around and give you a big hug!

give you a hug too

gives you a hi five =)

buys me , my hun and you a lunch

High 5

big hug

Say 'ello :)

Hello

Hello, whatcha doin?

Nothing much, giving you a hug now

Hugs too in return

Toss her in a pit of stuffies.

Pulls you with me. :-P

shoots the both in the butt and runs off with the bow

i would shake your hand

Sticks him to the wall with super duper sticky jello

Wave hi

Hugs and a kiss

Shy wave of hello.

High 5

low five

Plot with ;)

find him a nice set of pants

Commando's comfier lol

calm her from blushing

strap some fabric on you to keep me from blushing

Pulls some baggy trousers on

Just no underwear it's too restrictive ;)

hugs you

Hugs you back V----V

kisses

Gives a quiet hello

give a rose and a kind hello

High 5

give a shy wave

hands a tissue

shake his hand

Waves

tickle you

Hey!!!!! Hahaha

Tries to get away

waves shyly

Shit in their pillow case cos im kinky like that .

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