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I'm sleepy

-starts to smother you with your own pillow-

Wait, wait, wait... Okay, I'm sorry. I'm just not a morning person.

Licks your face

Woah!! How's it goin

D:

Pulls the sheets off you with my teeth

-crawls under the bed-

Pokes my nose under the bed and puts my wet nose on you

* turns back over and tucks my blanket in*

*bounces on bed* Wakey Wakey

Takes your pilkow away

-Takes the pillow from you and curls up around it-

bucket of ice cold water thrown on you in bed

Plays loud music

-bludgeons you both with aforementioned bucket-

makes a coffee..

sticks a wet nose in your crotch

tickles furiously

Slowly strokes the nape of your neck

soft kisses

touch your cheek

nuzzles your neck

-slips out as quietly as possible-

tickles

Hugs

-squints-

O_o

pours a coffee on your head

-pounces on your chest-

good evening

fix me breakfast

-_-

Drips blood on face from being newly bludgeoned with a bucket

Oh hai :D

pinches your bum

Throws brains at you...

tips the bed up

-hides behind the pillows-

-gets bucket of water sun lamp and shot gun- Wakey wakey time -points sun lamp at your face and dumps water on you then shoots shot gun your ear not hitting you but slightly deafening- 83 ok...I went overboard.

stands on the bed and bangs 2 bin lids together

Screams

So no peaceful awakenings?

big hugs

Tickle the sole of your foot

-rolls you up in the blanket-

rings a bell

Blows a whistle

throws a pillow at you

top of the morning to you

good morning

Tickles

Tickles the backs of your knees

Rubs your back

Blows in your ear

Rounds and round the garden...

good morning

Plays VnV Nation really loud

Blows an airhorn in your ear!!

Opens a Window and snatches your Duvet and throws it out

Gets duvet back, and throws you out of the window!

-jumps on the end of the bed-

Gets a feather and repeatedly touches your nose lightly

Throws feather pillows at u

grabs the pillow in my teeth, rips it open and covers you with a shower of feathers

Giggles and throws feathers back at u

finds another pillow for a pillow fight

Brings out the fog horn

Brings out the leg horn...

nips

un tucks

hugs

Picks you up in my arms cradling you, kissing you awake

purrs in your ear

hello

-quietly slides back under the bed-

licks your face

dumps a bucket of slime on your head

rubs you with ice cubes

-grabs a carpet shampooer to get the goo of you-

Jumps up and down on the bed

Bathes you

-brushes your fur-

Tickles

brushes your hair

hello panda

opens a window allowing cold air to blow in

tickles you with a feather

Throws snowballs at the above

Pokes you

-stands on the side of the bed and stares at you-

squirts water in your face

-mops up the water, then hits you in the face with the mop-

hits you lightly with a pillow

afternoon rose:)

Afternoon

hi

with a cup of coffee

Ice cream?

a strong cup of tea

Opens the blinds and let's the sun shine in!

gives you a coffee

takes it and gives you one back

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