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I killed it

go to the pub

Get you drunk

go to the pub too

gag

tie you up

whip

stretch you on a rack

O_o

Run away from... far... far away

I don't bite very hard...

growl at

put on my saddle

ride off into the sunset with

ride bareback with

scratch you behind the ears

Wraps tinsel around your tail.

Take you for a ride on my back

file your fangs

Decorate you like a Christmas tree.

cook and eat you.

Drag you to the bottom of the deep.

set you on fire

-sprays you down with a fire extinguisher-

Bad! Bad wolf, no!

Kiss

sorry Lily, we posted at the same time....it was meant for SLEEPER

steal your shoes

say hello

Go rummage through your compost bin

Smacks your nose

Puts my sore nose in your crotch...

Holds your nose

Wiggles it

Hunt

Hide behind.

Let you live..since you saved me from fire

gives you big sorry hugs for nearly frying you

Forgives you. :)

plays with your tail

Has my servants bring you in a healthy, freshly killed elk to knaw on

Mmmm lovely, thank you!

Brings you many fish

Give you a bathe with strawberry and vanilla shampoo.

You're gonna smell all perty. :)

shakes, making you all wet

Brings you a lot of yhat shampoo...youre gonna need it for that one

Cooks you fish dinner

Invites you to dine with me! Thank you..this is good

gives you a seahorse

thank you sweet Oceanne

*turns to BBW*

gives you a toothbrush

give you egg nog

gives you an egg ;)

matts your fur

rubs up against you

Let's see...

I gave you a bath, and put you in a Christmas sweater... what else could I do to you?

Oh, I know! I matching scarf. :D

Takes your hands in my paws and dances around with you

Aww. Gives him scratchens in all his sweet spots.

Wraps you up as a present :-)

Polishes hour boots for you

Steal you away

Runs away with you

Lock you up and throw away the key

Help you throw that key as far as possible

give you a beer

clips your wings, Sir Dragon

Put a straight jacket on you attached to a leash.

Take out for a lovely cup of tea.

dress you in a santa suit

Trap you in an abandoned house...

chain you to a wall

Smooch

tickle your nose with a feather

Use you as a bulls eye! *first arrow! Darn missed*

*drops my pants and bends over so you have a better target*

Biiiiiiiig hugs

D:

paints your nose black to match your eyes

Takes your vinyls

NOOOOOOOO........NOT THE VYNYLS

TAKES YOUR BOOTS

Okay um... Oh I got it! Throw food :-P

Hugs

Hugs in return

more big hugs

Go to the pub

Take away

Wraps you up like a mummy!

Spin you around

Roll you up in reindeer hides

remove your fangs

Remove your dew claw

Play with your tail.

greet hello

remove your gasmask so i could see your face

Join in a howl

throw away the key to your cuffs lol

Rip off the tape ;)

uncover your face

clip your claws

Shave your hair

Pokes your eyes

Hands you a shot. *cheers*

Gives you Champaigne

Take out for lunch

gives you a bunch of roses

Hair cut

Tap you on your back.

...
And then run away!

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