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Hits you with a pillow

Hehe~runs~

Yawns

Make us some coffee

Throws a teddy bear! Two teddy bears! Hehehe lol!

Someone want to give the dog a bath for me? I don't want to get up today.

yawns, i just fed and took my 3 dogs out. it's a zoo here lol

Wake up an bring me coffee !

pushes you off the bed, YOU go make the coffee lol

Ouch! ok ok why are you so mean gurl ...ok do yu want coffee? i am going to get one.....all alone .....im going....alone .... *still sitting on the bed*

yes please :P

ok miss :) *hends you coffee*

thank you :D

You slimed me

Always making a mess, huh?

I fixed Pancakes!

I'll make coffee

aww thanks, I'll take sugar and cream :)

You're sweet enough and I'll make you ;)..... I mean how many sugars dear?

lol 3 please!

Throws you slippers

evening

Hello you

Ties your toes together

sprinkles flea powder on you :P

Passes you your coffee

aww thanks :)

Darn out of cream, *Winks* where to whip some up?

gets out the whip ;)

Ties Moonlapses hands with the whip

never - I won't submit, grabs it and whips your bottom

While you distracted with my ass cuff you then gag you :p

Punctuation is important.

I was about to ask what an 'ass cuff' was.

Pssh nearly 6am here :p

I didn't even want to imagine what it would be for...

No though do have a few designs floating around in my head now lol

Whatever it is, I'm sure it'll wake some people up.

oh it will indeed lol

dumps ice bucket over the bed

We'll get Payne to get you an ass cuff.

unleashes a plague of frogs upon the room

-flicks your nose-

says thanks for letting me crash gets stuff leaves

Gladly holds the door open, bye

SAYS oh how kind of you

*Smiles* I'm use to being respectful even to try to cause things, nothing better than being nice still

To those wo try to cause things*^

gives a bouquet of poppy s

Shuts door goes out back feeds them to the pig

says i guess your pigs will be very happy pigs

Makes you a bacon sandwich

says thank you sweetie but i dont eat pork lol offers you an omelette

Mmmm
Makes you pancakes instead

says oh awesome ty

And fresh squeezed juice

Walks in with the pig on a spit, sorry was that actually suppose to bother me? hmmm

I don't think so... Pulls out my knife

says well that pig dose smell good so enticing

Anything on a spit is pretty good

wonders if you eat it like in medieval times lol

Yes, pull it off and eat lol

Aawww does it shame I only share with the respectful and those who listen, though don't see my sister being to happy with you when shen come round and I'm not talking about Payne, I mean you family member you went complaining to, guess my actual spiritual sister which confirms all I said about me true, all I said I will and can do true no a threat a certainty when you disrespect me so all still stands.

I mean don't share with the disrespectful and can't listen

are you sticking with the forum post guidelines like you enforce on us just wonder lol

Give you a drink

and as it strands you have been most disrespectful try it my brother is ten fold anything you have going

Tickles your toes

thanks because im pissed right now

Don't stress lol
Fluffs the sheets

well guess there is not much to be pissed about when someone is so stubborn and arrogant sits on sheets and chooses movie

Turns up the volume and watches too

Right all in time not in the thread, all I will say is my dear witchcraft can't with stand this, it's been confirmed by the very ones you set at me that I am everything I am I say I am,
so if I was you I would hold tongue and call off the rest before they needlessly suffer the same fate, this is not a threat this is what happens when you continuosly disrespect Liliths first, so there will be no karmic backlash as what I am doing is spiritual law, which means I will put this so it sinks in.......
THERE WILL NOT BE ANY 10 FOLD MY WAY AS I AM WHO I SAY I AM AND IN THE RIGHT OKAY!!!! ANY WHO GET INVOLVED WILL BE JUDGE THE SAME NOW YOU'VE BEEN WARNED BACK TO THE GAMES

Right all in time not in the thread, all I will say is my dear witchcraft can't with stand this, it's been confirmed by the very ones you set at me that I am everything I am I say I am,
so if I was you I would hold tongue and call off the rest before they needlessly suffer the same fate, this is not a threat this is what happens when you continuosly disrespect Liliths first, so there will be no karmic backlash as what I am doing is spiritual law, which means I will put this so it sinks in.......
THERE WILL NOT BE ANY 10 FOLD MY WAY AS I AM WHO I SAY I AM AND IN THE RIGHT OKAY!!!! ANY WHO GET INVOLVED WILL BE JUDGE THE SAME NOW YOU'VE BEEN WARNED BACK TO THE GAMES

Pulls your tail

once again the forum police man is talking out of text btw my brother is no witch lol just wait ant see

Starts a pillow fight

im in grabs pillow attack

Woshes the feathers to you

damn did a pillow break

damn did a pillow break

Yep, shakes more out

No he's a baby vampire my dear round a few centuries oooh

nor have I played this forum wrong you was above me when I started typing therefore I woke to you therefore a can type directed at you

again all of what I have said I am by those of you cove you sent to me have confirm I am the son of Lilith I said I was therefore TELLING THE TRUTH yet again call the rest off before they suffer you fate with you as I am in the right it will be their 10 fold suffered, so if you actually care and respect them and your brother you'll call him off. If not I will not be held accountable from their actions that will be on you as I have tried warning you

Gives you a coffee

oh no he is not i will re-post what you just wrote here so he can see your disrespectful words and by far he is way stronger then you will ev er be in fact your such a baby you like to block ppl then talk about them, in the forums he is not just a vampire he is much much more and you cannot do anything to me you be warned its not only him but omare as well. i was trying to be nice and ignore you but you keep making threats and to members of htf as well bad move your the disrespectful one chris

-hits the snooze button repeatedly to try and stop the excessive noise-

Gives you a big hug

-flicks your nose-

beats you with the hammer I borrow from Harley Quinn

-rolls eyes and then rolls back over-

hmmm goes outside and returns with a fire truck and proceeds to use the fire house to spray you out of bed

-raises an eyebrow,slits your throat,and calls for the maid to bury your remains in the rose garden-

claws my way out of the dirt and walks back in the house where I place a ticking bomb under the bed

-yawns at the childishness and goes back to sleep-

sighs goes outside and brings in a flock of chickens and releases them in your bed room...

-continues sleeping-

*thinks* I know...


Drugs raven and ties him to train tracks in the middle of no where as an on coming train speeds towards him......hmmm i think that might work lol

-opens one eye-

Are you still here?

yeah I havent got bored yet

-snickers and goes back to ignoring you-

rolls eyes nd tackles you then takes off

Kicks you out of bed your place is on the floor naughty you.

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