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flicks your nose

Tickles your ribs

screeches

covers her mouth

Covers you both

climbs under the bed

Pulls you out by the feet

gives you a bag of rare buffalo native american jerky as offering

Mmmm yum
Sits and shares with you

Pokes you

screams in your ear

deja vu

jumps on you

jumps on you with leather straps in my mouth ready to tie you up lol hmm might even have a gag ball strawberry flavor

Smiles and goes back to sleep

says hi gos to take bubble bath

lights the candles around the tub for you

Goes to the kitchen for drinks

says thank you to moonsong and hopes to get a drink as well

-wraps up in the fuzzy blanket-

gets some cold ice and dumps it on the one above her to wake her up no blanket for you!!!!!!!!!! laughs evilly,

hides in the bathroom ive had enough ice here lol

Sets a nice bowl of warm water under her hand...

ahh ive pissed myself you scoundrel lol

LMFAO!

can you please run me a bath

Sure :) Goes and gets another warm bowl of water...with a drop of dishsoap

Let's off after eating bones from under the balcony

DAMN no bath here gotta go

-rubs eyes-

Opens a window!

No! It's cold! -shivers-

turns on a heater

says nice and warm

hands her a blanket

Brings breakfast

thanks I was starving

Most welcome, opens the curtains

sips on some coffee

Opens the window

turns on the tv

Takes the remote from you..

Takes the remote from you :P

steals the covers as i turn to my other side

yawns and fluffs my pillow

takes your pillow putting it under mine and yawns

yawns and steels her pillow slapping it across your face

jumps up shaking my head ouch that hurts and then takes the pillow back and smacks you across the head with it

hi

'morning sunshine

hey there, what's up?

Not me! LMFAO

awww that sucks :(

Well no...or would be up! :P

haha true

-slaps with a pillow-

slaps with the blanket

-rolls and snaps with the blanket-

slaps you with a huge body pillow

tackles with the body pillow

tackles with rope

cuffs her hands

slaps with blindfold

takes off her mask

takes his saddle

takes her skull :P

whips your pistol

smudges your lips

whips your mane

steals covers

cuffs you

-squeezes in a leg lock-

bashes with a stiletto to break free

trips her up

Throws a slipper

throws a bone

slaps with a leash

slaps with sheets

gets out the Super Soaker and fires!

Tickles tummy

gives fleas back

Scratches

gives him a Shiny New Flea Collar

flips covers over your head

Licks soles of feet

pets wolf

Pulls hair

laughs

Barks

has a glass of absinthe

Mmmmm
Offers you smoked kippers

says hello to you all please come friend request me again this is my new profile

Already done

-rolls over and goes back to sleep-

puts your favorite things together for breakfast and cleans your house while you nap

Wake up and come with me today!

wakes up and makes your bed

Grabs the covers...rolls over messing up the bed again

Lights fire crackers and runs like hell

remembers laying thumbtacks across the floor ;)

Bumps in to the bed with the drinks trolley

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