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Randomly speaking...

Loving the Japanese arch!

You made it Rambo!

We are The Pi-Ratts!

The dead are so dreadfully dead, when they are dead.

It's kinda white out there

Cold!!

A random thought... Huh?

What???

Shut the front door!?!

Is that all the snow we are going to get?

It wasn't supposed to look like that.

Push the little Daisies

Moon doors!!

Suck a nut

Its Friday!

Step in front of a bus, it needs a hug.

More snow coming!

Old Man Winter really needs to fuck off. Dunno if I've said that before.

:-)

When pigs fly... They just took off!?

See...What happened was....

Snap...Krackel...Pop!

Bristlecone pine rocks!!

It was just the damnedest thing!

nucking futs

Blaaaa

I lose more darned minions that way! x.x

Get back! It's a trap!

I am missing my baby!!!!!!!!

There are NO do-overs!

Sprinkles are for winners!

SILENCE....I keel you

Stupid is as stupid does

Momma said....

...ask dad!

Call Empire today!

Kung-Fu!

You're breathing on me!!!

SHARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-busts out laughing- You STOLE IT!

I hate it when I tear my vaginal mesh....

Clean up on aisle 7

O.o

Damn threads keep dying!

-whispers-

Thread Killer

The Silver Bullet!

Yo ass bettah call somebody

It looks like a GIANT SPHINCTER

going down?

State Farm is there...

You know you want to...

Stop screaming...I haven't even cut you yet...

Go ahead...photograph it

...plausible deniability

Acute Awareness

Random acts of unpredictability

I'm making that face right now...

Do you see a pattern developing?

I Believe!

My colleges call me Spooky

Chapaquidick

Oh that's just great! What are we supposed to fight them with? Harsh language?!

hey D*ckface...have you seen my dog!?!

Because I AM...THAT...DAMN...GOOD!

We were gonna go with the carebears,but that was already taken.

Motherf**ker! Are you outta your damn mind?!

Motherf*cker. I like that.

We're gonna be naughty gods!

Take deep shallow breaths

The Devil in I

take my hand,let me show you the way

I'll Follow You Down...

I am yours

Why not????

huh?

Ok

Those damned sharks

The pigeons are coming in to dive bomb my car! Ready the AA Emplacements!

My spanish name is El Mucho Ding-Dong

When is the mating season of the natural home-sapient?

Turkey hunting season is just around the corner..all you turkeys better hide...

I feel so yucko today

It is when you sound it out!

TA DA!!

Remembers the WB Frog song!

Where is everyone?

Monster

Sleep

dont want to work today cause its a perfect beach day

Let's go!

I don't want it to snow again

Music

sings

cringes from the "singing".

trick or treat

gives you candy bars

I want to sleep

"I'm melting arghhhhhhh"

dont get my socks wet!

bouncy racoons

E.T. phone home

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