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I killed it with....

E.T. phone home

bubbles

pop pop pop the bubbles

The lamb and the lion

Fart!

lord have mercy on my ovaries

Fahrvergnugen!

JA!

AWEEMAWAY

-sings- The lion sleeps tonight....

Slimy..yet satisfying

Hakuna Matata

Listens to "Blueberry Hill"

Desperado...

Bitches get Stitches

Right turn Clyde

RAWR

I Wanna ROCK!

Do Wa Diddy Diddy Dum Diddy Do

Defiance

eh

I'll make ya famous

oh i wish i were an oscar meyer wiener

MeatLoaf!

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee

i want tacos

Gas for sale! :P

Uhm...Ew?

My stomach aches...insufficient funds...

-busts out laughing-

My cheeks are gaunt, my guts are overdrawn...

Do the Truffle Shuffle!

Good for tight spaces and hard to reach places ;)

Truly blissful

and a soda to go with the tacos

Zeus, Apollo, Heal!

Fireball!!!!!!!!!! yummy

i love those!

Spicy! Yumm!

17 more

i wasnt me, it was somewhere else, i was someone else at the time

You were like a mentally ill whore having PMS from the 1800s

truly understated ideas

Argh! Who cut the cheese!? x.x

I feel like buying alfalfa sprouts in bulk was a bad choice.

hello everyone!

I have to do laundry! argh!

Me too! I'll spray, you fold!

you're a pizza

NO! YOU'RE A PIZZA!

ooohhh!!! with pepperoni?!?!

You can be any kind of pizza you want to be.

...the Pizza is a noble and beautiful being, regardless of topping.

rain rain, go away

This monday is boring

Beautiful day

Then I want to be a nice meaty pizza! :-D

Must catch all the flying balonga sandwiches!

And whenever you go shall be a party.

I love parties

You're a party!

...no. She's a pizza and she brings the party. Get it together.

"I like to picture Jesus with angel wings. And he’s singing lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd"

Pink elephants flying!?

Christ: "BE A SIMPLE KIND OF MAAAN! OH BE SOMETHIN' YOU LOVE AND UNDERSTAND"


...Yes. That is exactly how it should be.

so im here and ive brought the party...wheres the booze?

BRB!
*Runs to "The Bar" thread to get booze*

eh, i want icecream

What flavor?

Yells from bar thread, "I can ask if they make beer floats!?"

ooohhh beer floats...hmmm

Hands Hawaiiangeisha a beer float and macadamia nuts. "Here you go, pizza."

Must devour.... Brains!

*loads shotgun*

Drive drive drive.

ooohhhh YAY!!

tidally winks

More nuts please!

Here I am!!!

*offers macadamia nuts*

*takes nuts happily*

Yay!!! Mmmmm....thx!

Welcome!

she sells sea shells by the sea shore

*shares nuts with everyone*

The voices in my head are assholes.

purrsss

skip-bo

*throws popcorn at everyone*

*catches popcorn in her mouth* Thanks! :D

gobbledeegook

Let's do the time warp againnnnnn

love a good storm

Storm Chasers!

Hello!

It's just a jump to the left

And then a step to the right..

Put your hands on your hips

And bring your knees in tight

Doing the Macarina

Sits and watches

tortured souls on vr

BUT IT'S THE PELVIC THRUUUUUST

doing the butt....(song and dance....get your mind out of the gutter LOL)

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