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lollie killed it!

Objection.

over ruled!

I did?!! Sorry everyone!

dont deny it u enjoyed it cuz ur twisted

Wveryone is twisted!

true true

Hmm. I'll only say... I didn't DIDNT enjoy it.

why was it bloody? :D

Pleading the fifth

yay! it was :)

It's just... It did not go gentle into that good night...

its not supposed to lol

did u collect the blood?

No. Why in the hell- oh. Vampire... Riiiiight. *wink* I sure did! Lapped it all up like a kitten.

no i was ust gonna say we can play with it or find a way to harden it and turn it into jewlery

I robbed the jewelers hehe

damn u lol why did ya do it?

He did it for the hell of it or he was in the dog house with his woman lol

oh boy shame on him lol

IRavenSkyler doesn't get sent in doghouses, he holds the leash. *clears throat* ...or so I've heard ...

My woman deserves diamonds and champagne

Mm blood

hehe kinky leashes

Tell me more.

Well, it all started when I wouldn't stop chasing after cars...

*adopts Lollie* all mineeee buahaha

but she gave up on cars and chased me :P

we should put a collar on her :P

couldnt agree more :P

I sense an Herbal Essence themed commercial in the works.

I want to be the orgasming woman

A dark horse enters the race and the plot thickens.

dark horse? thick plots? what about chunky butts?

Am I missing something?

/non-english native grammar nazi mode - off

nope nothings missing

*dances around with sparklers*

*pulls up a chair to watch*

Objection. You must join in.

Is there an application form to fill out? o.O

well then pass a sparkler :p

It helps if you know the Thong Song.

I know The Teddy Bear Picnic!

I'm baaaaaack!!! *yoinks sparkler*

She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck
Thighs like what, what, what..

Also, I understand I belong to Moonsong now. Totally cool... But can I still have play dates with Moonlapse or??? Omg. A moon-sandwich...

I approve of this endeavor.

random hedgehog yawning LOL

Hey can i come play? *Brings in chocolate body paint and sparklers*

baby move your butt, butt, butt...

*brings out sparklers and bottle rockets for everyone*

*grabs the cute little animal thing and slips away*

Aww mystry i wanted to pet the cute little animal thing.... :(

*pounces shadow*

I NEED TO KISS THAT HEDGEYHOG! NEEED!

if u kiss the hedgyhog I wanna kiss too but no one may take him

Me, sticking my tongue out at all of you!

dont stick it out unless ur gonna use it lol

love the pic though :)

nice pic!

Not enough nudity, I'd say.... Other than that, nice pic

You Ladies Scare me.

we are not scary we are fun lol

That's fair.

id say yall are more kinky than anything lol

*duct taping Dakota's wrist*

Huh? Not me.

yes you lol

Shrug

:( well thats no fun

Lol! Sorry, distracted posting

kisses

welcome to the sandbox

*Stands with duct tape wrist* See! I had a right to be afraid!

nope i see no reason at all

Don't make me go Injun on you!

Shhhh. Just look pretty.

*begins duct taping Dakota's ankles*

Also, feeds Unicorn glitter kibble

Every time you do that an angel gets their wings.

Really? Brb running to get more glitter kibble.

I loath Angels. I put them in matchboxes and set them on fire. The little screams are ...neato!

What is unicorn glitter?

Reporting you to PETA (people for the ethical treatment if angels)

It's kinda like regular glitter, it's just has ground up unicorn hooves in it. Really big in the 60's- which is why we don't see many around these days.

Science.

I eat unicorns. Though the meat is a little stringy.

*rides in on her Pegasus*

The trick is to use the slow cooker on medium... About 1 to 1.25 hours per pound of unicorn meat. I wouldn't use the anything but the underbelly cuts. I know, I know. You have to "use all of the animal".


A majestic Pegasus!!! Now that's a tasty animal.

I just buy it on the tuna aisle; in the can marked : Canned Unicorn Meat. Next to the canned Pegasus.

Oh. Well, there's your problem. I'll make you a proper unicorn dinner. Mhmm.

Unicorn dinner party! Everyone's invited!

Magic in every bite!

Seriously, have you ordered that? I'm tempted every time I go on thinkgeek.

Amazon.com has it. Also, Unicorn jerky. I do not eat much meat. So no, not something I would get.

Ima vegan... So, I would have to make someone else eat and watch their face.

I am a sinner.

Ima saint


I DO NOT FEEL ASHAMED

Are we singing Alanis Morisette now? I'm not exactly opposed... But..

oh yeah, karaoke!

Red, you're up. What's your song?

unicorn eaters! :( I don't think id ever eat anything called unicorn meat I'd like to know what I'm eating I think ill stick to steak or bacon.


anywho oooh karaoke sweet let me pull up a seat!

Ooh! Audience.

Mamaaaaaaaa, just killed a maan
Putagunagainsthishead
Pulledmytriggernowhesdead
Mamaaaaaaaaa
Life had just beguuuuuun

*glass shatters*

Oops. Sorry everyone.

glass rain woohoo!!!!!

Watch your eyeballs!

*Claps and whistles* Encore lollie!

*sniffs your head*

Does she smell like lavender? I always imagined her smelling like lavender ^_^

she smells more rosey to me have a sniff and see what u think

*sniff*

You're right... The top half is rosey...

*lifts Lilithmaes arm*

But the crevices are definitely more lavender

yeah I got that too she would make some awesome lotion

You thinkin' what I'm thinkin', Shadow?

I think so :)

*grabs mallet and looks at the sweet smelling Lilithmae*

Profit!

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