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Assumptions

The smell of public restrooms.

Peoples stupidity

People that can't take hints lol

the sounds of indigestion

When people blow up the toilet and you are waiting to go next

the splooshing noise of desperation involving a plunger

People who send "Added you and rated you!" messages when they have not added you at all. It is annoying enough that they send those messages, but to lie in them as a means of getting more people to add them...
What morons.

uncomfortable silences after doing or saying something you should not have

Overly emotional types

Pathological liars.

People who try to force others to become what THEY want them to be.

Slow work days...

Earwigs. Those bastards are creepy.

Lazy people at work that assume you will do their work for them

People who friend you only to use you for their advantage

I dont tolerate fools gladly.

People who aren't compassionate but are overly sympathetic.

People who don't seem to understand that not everyone IS the same

People who enjoy playing mind games.

constipation

Dizziness

My chest infection.

That time of the month xD

itch

SPIDERS

People that whine, piss, and moan for attention

People who expect everything their own way.

Being put on the spot about something

People who take an insufferable amount of time to pass through a door way or when they just stand in front of it, blocking it.

People who know you are waiting for a parking space but takes FOREVER to move, thus being completely inconsiderate. Even Oprah Winfrey spoke about that on her talk show. lol

When you walk to the cashier and somebody to obtrude

When someone notices you have your hands full walking to an empty buggy only to take it from you for themselves.

my desire for blood

Waiting on slow people.

Boredom

Politics. Discussions about politics. Ranting and raving about politics. Believing that your politics can beat up everyone else's politics. AAARRRGGG !

Systems that don't work

That pop up movie trailer.

WhenI have to get up to pee o.O

Being bored

Long distance relationships

Cheaters

Slow Internet

When strangers try to take my picture.

People who make me feel guilty.

Seaweed

That my sister's husband is talking about getting a gun.

Fisherman's hooks

People who don't shut up, even when you ignore them.

Water pollution

Animal cruelty. Actually, that REALLY pisses me off.

im with NB

Undisciplined children

ill go with that too

Dish Network

Loud boat engines

Commercials

the word selfie

Not having thumbs to take my own selfies

Attention mongers

Dolphins. Dolphins are dicks.

Shameless flirts

Judgmental tourists

Nose pickers

Bad or no manners

Dropping something heavy on my foot.

People who act like I don't even exist.

Diabetes

People who draw weird pictures of me

flagmen who let one side go 5 times before the other lane

Being used

Being hunted

Hitting my head getting into the car.

Doing dishes

phone dying

Spider bites

any bug bites

Today

Loneliness

Agreed

Also loneliness!

same

GPS on my butt

being asked for tree fidy

Being threatened by anyone

Needing tree fiddy

when a 3 story monster from the paleozoic era dresses up as a girlscout and tries to sell me cookies for tree fidy

When no one buys said cookies.

getting my balls burnt after putting them in the oven at 350 and giving the spoon a lick

This thread LOL

When Sasquatch doesn't return the tools he borrows

when people dont realize sasquatch is just chewbacca visiting earth

That's just a rumor Sasquatch started so people would think he was cool!

carnies

Rock skipping

Someone in my message box lol

people who disappear

When I eat people a forger people are bummed out that they disappear,,,

Bugs making their way into my house. DIE!

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