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What an interesting glass

Yeah I'm telling ya

I want a glass like that lol

whos gonna get naked for me? lol

Haha hey shadow

Naked ? Lol

Oh my.

I prefer fish themed bar ware.

I want fried chicken.

lol

I also want a motorcycle with a sidecar.

yea, i almost bought one once...no side car though

Very cool.

like harley fatboy or an indian... bmw makes some good ones too

*slaps you with a trout*

*adds zebra muscles to the loch-*

e vil laugh

tribble...natures dodgeball

That's how we get infestations.

Call the exterminator !

but there so cuddly,, they can infest my area anytime

They'll ruin the engines. They'll be the death of us all! Well, you all. They don't live underwater.

what about the one with khans blood?

We can a ha no more, Jim.

tribble steak?

Too gamey

so is duck

Duck is yuck.

Hee-hee

The rain in Spain stays mainly on the plain

milk milk lemonade around the corner fudge is made

Incoherent gurgling

dumps 1000 gallons of everclear in the loch

Groooosssss !

Now it's a party!!!!!

i had everclear once,,, baltimore will never be the same lol

Never heard of it

I'm a really silly drunk. Lol

I'm abrasive and try to pick fights with the locals.

everclear is 180 proof

I was talking about Baltimore

maryland?

Doesn't ring any bells. I don't get out much.

drops atlas in loch

Thank you, sir! I needed toilet paper.

just use a salmon

That's not a bad idea

or an eel

Incoherent gurgling

Blah...blah...blah

Yada yada yada

meow

Tootsie Rolls !

*starts doing the tootsie roll*

scratches head

*licks head*

Hmmm....

feels dirty now lol

Sits down and watches.

*slips appendage around neck*

* pulls you close*

Whispers: Does my breath smell like fish?

....I was with your mom lady night.

Say what ?

What.

lmao

I'm confused.

monkeys

Incoherent gurgling. Swims in circle.

Jumping into the water.

YAY!!!! *licks nature*

also dives in and...

Swims in circles.

attaches gps to nessie

What the?!? NOOO!!! *frantically swims in circles, trying to gnaw gps off of butt*

Splashing you. :-)

swims under nb and pulls her under

Gurggles

Please, no sex in the lake. I eat here.

but it would add flavor lol

Giggles and swims away.

*dry heave*

In the water ? Bleh

swims away from nessie

Pigeon

Dead pigeon in the water tank.

feeds pigeon to nessie

The sky's rodent

Tossing off wet clothes.

stares at nb

Wearing wet suit beneath. Lol

makes dissapointed face

Neener neener

chases NB

Haha ! Can't catch me. !

has wings remember

So ? Haha

Strange conversation above.

Strange conversation above.

Can be. Lol

It's not VR if it's not strange at times

*licks Kitra*

Amen.

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