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Legends of the Fall

"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies."

The Shawshank Redemption

I was a kid, and you dragged me into your perverted mess.

Kill Your Darlings

"Follow me, or perish, sweater monkeys."

Bring It On

You got a lot of stuff sticking out; I got a lot of holes going in.

Horrible bosses 2



" uh oh, we had better kiss soon. Here comes the end"

Happy Gilmore

You have iPad's all over the goddamn walls in your house, but you jack off like a f*ckin' pilgrim!

This Is the End

"Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam."

Uncle Buck

I still have a mind of my own. Elsewhere being gracious is acceptable.

Giant

"Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn."

Better Of Dead...

No, the first rule of prep school etiquette is to pretend you're asleep when your roommate's beating off.

Toy Soldiers

"Go do that voodoo that you do so well!"

Blazing Saddles

Since you're all going to be dead soon anyway, I should tell you. I hate every single one of you.

Cooties

"The place where a U.S. soldier goes to defecate, relieve himself, open his bowel, shit, fart, dump, crap, and unload, is called the latrine. The la-trine, from the French."

Biloxi Blues

You criticize without understanding. You seek only to address your own personal feelings.

Invictus

"Back and to the left."

JFK

I'm trying to find out about a girl who used to go here. What happened to her.

Mean Girls 2

Name the movie then post your quote to guess or google...

well then i do the next one:)

"Do you concur?" "Damnit! Why didn't I concur?!"

Catch Me If You Can

Horse killers! Killers! Murderers! You're liars! All of you, liars! You're only happy when you can see something die! Why don't you kill yourself to be happy? You and your God's country! Freedom! I pity you! You're three dear, sweet, dead men!

The Misfits

I'm not playing until all my conditions are met. I want at least five feet between me and the audience. It's like I can hear their thoughts.

Pawn Sacrifice

We're sorta like 7-Eleven. We're not always doing business, but we're always open.

The Boondock Saints

I could just tell everybody everything, then you wouldn't be able to meet in the woods anymore.

The Sisterhood of Night

I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger.

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)

Here's looking at you, kid.

Casablanca


It's called "probing". It's a military procedure. You send in a reconnaissance group, very small... to check things out. Not to engage, but to evaluate the situation... evaluate the level of danger. Make sure things are all clear.

Clear for what?

For the rest of them.

Signs

"Well, this piece is called 'Lick My Love Pump.'"

This Is Spinal Tap

I'm not a killer, Maggie, but this place makes me want to kill.

What? I know what your thinking, your thinking, If that launcher was a suppository would that bad mad stick it up my ass?
well, you eye me once more boy, i'll stick it so far up your ass you will be begging me for this bullet. -- Henchman

Swordfish

The Boxer

"I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!"

Zoolander

So until next time, remember: Cardio, seat belts, and this really has nothing to do with anything, but a little sunscreen never hurt anybody.

Zombieland

"Back and to the left."

JFK

He started talking about different sexual things, things that I had never heard of before, things that I - I couldn't imagine, you know? I didn't want to. I was raised... I was raised to obey my husband, to please him for better or for worse... so that's what I did.

Lovelace

"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women."

Conan the Barbarian

Man will always be a man. There is no new man. We tried so hard to create a society that was equal, where there'd be nothing to envy your neighbor. But there's always something to envy. A smile, a friendship, something you don't have and want to appropriate.

Enemy at the Gates

"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster by your side, kid."

Star Wars IV

Some vacation...six cheap people in an empty hotel.

The Odd Couple

There's been an awakening. Have you felt it? The Dark side, and the Light.

Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens (2015)

"Guns are for show. Knives are for pros."

Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels

The revealing of her panties wasn't intentional or unintentional, she just didn't give a damn. She saw me as so physically and sexually non-threatenin', she didn't mind if I got bird's eye view of her love nest. It was the same to her as a house cat sneakin' a peek. I felt my pecker flutter once, like a pigeon havin' a heart attack, then lay back down and remain limp and still. Of course, these days even a flutter was kinda reassurin'.

Bubba Ho-Tep

Get away from her, you bitch!

Aliens (1986)

"Bratwurst? Aren't we the optimist?"

10 Things I Hate About You

Asses are made to bear, and so are you!

Asses are made to bear, and so are you!

Shakespeare

I will be back for you no matter what they do

I think yours is Last of the Mohicans, but you guessed mine incorrectly

I'll give you a hint, the title of the movie has 4 words in it.

Asses are made to bear, and so are you.

Asses are made to bear, and so are you.

The Taming of the Shrew

"I don't know, I mostly just hurt people."

Alien: Resurrection

I'm with you because I choose to be with you. I don't want to live someone else's idea of how to live. Don't ask me to do that. I don't want to find out one day that I'm at the end of someone else's life.

Out of Africa

"You idiots! These are not them! You've captured their stunt doubles!" -

Spaceballs

There was darkness. There is light. There are men and women. There's food. There are restaurants. Disease. There's work. Traffic. The days as we know them, the world as we imagine the world.

Ghost World

Heres looking at you

Casablanca

No. I want that feeling. The feeling that comes over a man when he gets exactly what he desires. I need that feeling!

No. I want that feeling. The feeling that comes over a man when he gets exactly what he desires. I need that feeling!

Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle

You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.

On the Waterfront

Tell me, did you truly like your friend? Did you respect him?

Captain America: The First Avenger

Go ahead, make my day.

Sudden Impact

Life and death, energy and peace. If I stop today, it was still worth it. Even the terrible mistakes that I made and would have unmade if I could. The pains that have burned me and scarred my soul, it was worth it, for having been allowed to walk where I've walked, which was to hell on earth, heaven on earth, back again, into, under, far in between, through it, in it, and above.

Gia (1998 TV Movie)

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

Apocalypse Now

Does our ruin benefit the earth, does it help the grass to grow, the sun to shine? Is this darkness in you, too? Have you passed through this night?

The Thin Red Line

The stuff that dreams are made of.

The Maltese Falcon

I haven't the face for tentacles. But, immortality has to count for something, eh? Oh...

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!

42nd Street

It turns holy water into holy slaughter!

Lost Boys: The Thirst

Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.

Dead Poets Society

I just wanna live, Lee. I just want a normal happy life. I don't know why you did this.

Cool Hand Luke

If you look carefully at my lips, you'll realize that I'm actually saying something else. I'm not actually telling you about the several ways I'm gradually murdering Joan.

Naked Lunch

Made it, Ma! Top of the world!

White Heat

I'm the brass-knuckles-in-the-teeth-to-dance-time type.

Dead Reckoning

You can't handle the truth!

A Few Good Men

Maybe I need to look at another face... even one as ugly as yours.

Enemy Mine

I want to be alone.

Mata Hari

Whenever there is any doubt, there is no doubt. That's the first thing they teach you.

Ronin

"I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way."

Who Framed Roger Rabbit

It's too big! I'm too little to breathe it in.

Honey, I Shrunk the Kids

"Do you want me to strap her to the hood? What's the difference? She'll be fine. It's not as if it's gonna rain or something."

National Lampoon's Vacation

Well, you've come a long way, you must be, thirsty?

Valkyrie

"Someone has to die in order that the rest of us should value life more. It's contrast."

The Hours

Isn't there something morbid in burying one's heart with the dead?

Random Harvest

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

Dazed And Confused

Living in a world where vampires are the dominant species is about as safe as bare backing a 5 dollar whore.

Daybreakers

"You know you don't have to act with me, Steve. You don't have to say anything, and you don't have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together - and blow."

To Have and Have Not

Why dont you two put your heads together and make an ass outta yourselves.

Easy Money

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

The Good The Bad and the Ugly

I'm not good at weddings - only funerals. Deal me out.

Gunfight at the O.K. Corral

"Do I look like I give a damn?"

Casino Royale

Definitely. I mean, more power to any woman who wants to be an astronaut. I just wouldn't do it. Frankly, I'd rather take it up the butt.

Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo

"Get busy living, or get busy dying."

Shawshank Redemption

You see? You just can't trust anyone. The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me.

Zombieland


"I'm motivated by my duty"

Quantum of Solace

Do you think two men who rape a child should be free in 10 years?

The Hunger Games

You nicknamed my daughter after the Loch Ness MONSTER?

Twilight Breaking Dawn

"I drink your milkshake!"

Twilight Breaking Dawn Part II more specifically

There Will Be Blood

"A snake without with out skin shows its veins"... of course.

The Skulls

"If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. "

Taken

I guess I don't have any last words. I'm just gonna kill myself once I lose my wiener.

Jackass: The Movie

"If you figure a way to live without serving a master, any master, then let the rest of us know, will you? For you'd be the first person in the history of the world."

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