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was killed


Not a evil one

Not a violinist

Not a singer

Not a rumor starter

Not a patient person

Not hungry

Not a painter

Not a song writer

Not a machine

Not in a hurry

not sleepy yet

Not the boss

Not a cowgirl

Not a Golfer

Not a princess

Not a married woman

Not a skiing teacher

Not a basketball player

Not a football player

not a screamer, when comes to fighting i hate arguing period,

not a demon

Not a mouse

Not a weasel

Not an ice cream truck driver

Not a tv

Not a Pool

Not a Golfplayer

not a caterpillar

Not a beehive

Not a pickle

not a doctor

Not a wolf

Not an alligator

Not a spider

Not a shoe box

Not furniture

not a toy

Not an MP3 Player

Not a laptop

Not a soda bottle

Not a sleepwalker

Not a truck driver

Not a saleswoman

Not sad

Not bad

Not a Cartoon

Not a wolf

Not a landlord

Not a Butler

Not a Preppy Chick

Not a bank

Not a reporter

Not a Drummer

Not a singer

Not a hippie

Not a nerd

Not a cowgirl

Not a technologic

Not a child

not a t-bone

Not a toaster

not a novelist

Not a publisher

Not a maid (although i feel like one)

Not a devil

not bambi

Not a pirate

Not a tree

Not a door mat

Not Santa Claus

Not a turtle

Not a drunk

not a rapper

Not a chicken

Not a psycho

Not a freak

Not a person who trusts too easily

Not a bear

Not a Priest

Not interested

Not a smoker

Not a frog

not a pornstar

not a police woman

Not a wrestler.

Not a cat

Not a zoo keeper

not a Hippopotamus

Not a cat

not a werewolf

Not a slave

Not a dwarf

Not anything in its entirety but everything in particular.

Not a chair

Not a clock

I'm not what lies make me out to be.

Not a bed bug

Not a carpenter

Not a Dom

Not a river

not a cheeseburger

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