The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

Lady in the Water

Freaky. Come here. Come on. It's like he's thinking or something.

Resident Evil: Extinction

Didn't you see Fatal Attraction?

Eve's Bayou

You're fucking lucky there, stretch. Came that close to hitting the start button on the whoop-ass machine, boy.

Friday the 13th

Shit. I'm a free man and I haven't had a conjugal visit in six months.

Shit. I'm a free man and I haven't had a conjugal visit in six months.

Shit. I'm a free man and I haven't had a conjugal visit in six months.

Shit. I'm a free man and I haven't had a conjugal visit in six months.

Office Space

You wanted to kill me! You wanted to kill me! What are you gonna do now, huh? Now death is coming for you! You wanted to kill Helena Markos! Hell is behind that door! You're going to meet death now... the LIVING DEAD!

Suspiria

We all know the story. Virginal girl, pure and sweet, trapped in the body of a swan.

Black Swan

I'm saying... I'm saying I - I'm an insect who dreamt he was a man and loved it. But now the dream is over... and the insect is awake.

The Fly

And be grateful. Our scars have the power to remind us that the past was real.

Red Dragon/The Silence of the Lambs.

Aliens

Look what Tommy gave me, Mama. Aren't they beautiful?

The Great Gatsby

Well, I'm in San Francisco five days a week with a lot of time on my hands, I'd like to see you. Maybe we could go swimming or something. Mother tells me you like to swim.

The Birds

Popularity is the slutty little cousin of prestige.

Birdman

No. That is incidental. What is the first and principal thing he does? What needs does he serve by killing?

The Silence of the Lambs

Tomorrow millions of people will curse me, but fate has taken its course.

Downfall

Evil wakes in vengeance. Be careful what you choose.

Ted

Sick. I feel sick.

Salem's Lot

1. He's scared. 2. He's a kid. They always lie. Adults are the enemy, remember?

The Client

Has he mentioned me?

I Am Number Four

I would love nothing more, sport, but if daddy doesn't work this weekend we'll have to live in a box. Do you guys want to live in a box?

Knock Knock

You're not going to lose me. You've given me a taste for life. I wanna be happy. Sleep in a bed, have roots. And you'll never be alone again, Mathilda. Please, go now, baby, go. Calm down, go now, go.

Léon
Kids and their goddamn field trips. Let's bring the psycho on board. Yeah, sure. I just know I'm gonna get blamed for this shit.

Jason X



The things you own end up owning you.

Fight Club


It gives us an excuse to use the kitchen for the first time.

Twilight

Everything's uglier up close.

Paper Towns

I have a feeling that you're way off on this.

Halloween

Uhm, excuse me. See, you can't actually do that.

Event Horizon/Office Space

You had an accident. It was a bad accident. You had head injuries. And you have problems remembering things.

Pan's Labyrinth


As much as you hate it, I'm the only one in this world you can call mother, got it?

A Tale of Two Sisters

Money isn't everything, Jett.

Giant (1956)

I'm sick, Sam. I need help. I just spoke with Mrs. Roach. We're gonna stay there tonight. You want that? I wanna make it up for you, Sam. I want you to meet your dad. It's beautiful there. You'll be happy.

The Babadook

It's bigger than our apartment on 72nd.

World War Z

Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Batman

Monkey? MONKEY! I'm a f**king gorilla, you clown!

Trading Places

Fish piss in the sea.

Closer

Mrs. Brewster. My God, the phone lines have been cut.
[Evil Ed arises from under the bed sheets with a wig on]

Constantine (2005)

I want to ask you if you, uh- if maybe you'd seen somebody...

Friday the 13th

It helps to drown out the sound of your annoying f*cking voice. Now please, let me sleep.

Wanted

It's hard to believe that the fear of offending can be stronger than the fear of pain, but you know what? It is.

The Last Samurai

A lion does not concern himself with the opinion of sheep.

Game of Thrones (tv) let's keep these to only movie quotes

Kentucky Blood was ten years ago.

Kentucky Blood was ten years ago.

Sinister?

Oh! You don't like it. You don't think it's kinda PUNK!

Now we're getting somewhere, my pet.

Blade: Trinity

Dad, you've protected me all your life. Now it's my turn to protect you. There is life with you, not with me. Don't come looking for me. I'm safe. I'm fine

Maggie

After all, if you're not committing sin... you're not having fun.

Insidious: Chapter 3

When you're hurt and scared for so long, the fear and pain turn to hate and the hate starts to change the world.

Silent Hill (2006)


Well, we're not not gonna have many more of them, you know. And if you want to go to Cancun, you know you're gonna have to get a job.

The Hills Have Eyes

When God chose your kind as the object of His love, I was the first in all of heaven to bow down before you

Legion

Maybe. I set my standards pretty low, so I'm never disappointed.

Oculus

I'm touching myself tonight.

Deadpool

Oh. Yeah, I guess that's a good reason... hey, you know, I was thinking we should move in together.

The Craft

Is it that sometimes the pain inside has to come to the surface, and when you see evidence of the pain inside you finally know you're really here? Then, when you watch the wound heal, it's comforting... isn't it?

Secretary

Put your hand on the scanning screen, and you'll go down in history with me!

V for Vendetta

The sea urchins taste of life, don't you think ? Life has its own flavor. Hidden in that shell, raw, beautiful life.

The Hundred-Foot Journey

I ain't afraid to die anymore. I'd done it already.

The Revenant

Three years ago, three of my colleagues were investigating what happened in that house. Two died mysteriously. The third was never found.

The Grudge

No, last night I said I missed my wife, tonight I just miss my dadgum bed.

Unforgiven

Urban Legend (1998)

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Then shut your pie-hole. I know a creep when I see one. I think I'm looking at one right now.

Christine

What's the difference if Bruce Springsteen is his shidoshi?

Bloodsport

There are cum stains all over the sheets.

Basic Instinct

Alright, let's go. This doesn't mean I'm not going to kill you later.

RED 2

You don't believe me do you?

Ok!:)

Concussion

I can't, Billy. You already cut me too deep. I think I'm dying here, man!

Scream

I have a bad feeling about this.

Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)

"Hey, bum-fuck police, I'm being chased by a guy who likes to pull tongues out of severed heads with his teeth. Is there a special extension for that?"

Jeepers Creepers

My country is not some fly-speck in the middle of the Caribbean.

Quantum of Solace (2008)

I'm here on the Lord's work, Mrs. Snell; spreadin' the gospel of God's salvation through Christ's blood!

Carrie

Justice... I owe my daughter that.

SECRET IN THEIR EYES (2015)

I have moved on. I don't mention him. I don't talk about him.

The Babadook

Okay, well, look at me and look at where I am. I’ve been railroaded. It’s obvious, I don’t belong here. So please, Sergeant, there has to be a way I can make a phone call.

Edge of Tomorrow

Mom, there's something wrong with nana and papa.

The Visit

Thank you. You are cleared through Voiceprint Identification.

A Space Odyssey

The stillborn children story is more sinister, and maybe Hugh Crain was a horrible monster that drove her to it.

The Haunting

Do I kill everything that I love?

J. Edgar

Well there's a loophole, you know. You can say "never, never" if you mean it enough to say it twice.

The Croods

I'm not all alone in the dark. I like the dark. I love the dark.

Batman

I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?

War of the Worlds

We've had one, yes. What about second breakfast?

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

Why is Daddy on a magazine with a black thing covering his peepee?

Paparazzi

She said she liked it better than Pirates of Penzance.

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