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Psycho (1960)

The rain didn't last long, did it? So... where are you off too?

The Lost Boys (1987)

So what are you? The Flying Nun?

Priest

Don't let it go to your head!

Sleepwalkers (1992)

Shit, Clovis. I know just how you feel.

Endgame (2009)

When the IRA decided to negotiate a peaceful solution to the Irish conflict, they secretly turned to the ANC

Dark City (1998)

First there was darkness. Then came the strangers. They were a race as old as time itself. They had mastered the ultimate technology. The ability to alter physical reality by will alone. They called this ability "Tuning". But they were dying. Their civilization was in decline, and so they abandoned their world seeking a cure for their own mortality. Their endless journey brought them to a small, blue world in the farthest corner of the galaxy. Our world. Here they thought they had finally found what they had been searching for.

Throw Mama From the Train

Kill her, Larry.

Ruthless People (1986)

Oh, dear. They made me say that too!

Silence of the Lambs

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

Star Trek 2, The Wrath of Khan

They're still running with shields down.

Life of Pi (2012)

Oh plenty, on every floor. Doubt is useful, it keeps faith a living thing. After all, you cannot know the strength of your faith until it is tested.

Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle

Check it out. Those guys look like a lame version of us.

The River Wild (1994)

I've told you for the 157th time, turn that damn music off. I'm losing my hearing. Jeez. You gotta find your sneakers buddy. You owe me.

The Devil Wears Prada (2006)

You bet your size 6 ass!

The Wolf of Wallstreet

Let me tell you something. There's no nobility in poverty. I've been a poor man, and I've been a rich man. And I choose rich every fucking time.

How the West Was Won (1962)

Why did you bring those bodies here?

Hostel II

I know what you mean. It's like you can sense it the way an animal senses it.

Cabin Fever (2002)

 That guy asked for our help. We lit him on fire. You'll understand if I'm not in a particularly social mood.


John Wick

In a bar, I once saw him kill three men... with a pencil. WITH A FUCKIN PENCIL.

The Dead Pool (1988)

Do you mind, gentlemen? I happen to be at a funeral.

Gran Torino (2008)

Oh, I've got one. A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Get the f*ck out of here."

The Maze Runner (2014)

If you ain’t scared… you ain’t human.

Rocky III (1983)

To all my love slaves out there: Thunderlips is here. In the flesh, baby. The ultimate male versus... the ultimate meatball. Ha, ha, ha.

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (1988)

I was engaged to a girl back in the States. And we loved to dance... we wanted to be professionals, isn't that silly? And we got an opportunity to compete on television, on Dance USA. So we agreed that if we won, we'd get married. So we went on, and we danced, and we won!

Grumpy Old Men (1993)

If I had known I would be doing a nude scene, I'd have asked for another million.

The Producers

How did it begin? He walked into my office with his cockamamy scheme! You can make more money with a flop than with a hit! We can do it. We can do it. I can't do it. We can do it. I can't do it. Good-bye Max! Oh Lord I want that money! I'm back Max! Come on Leo we can do it! Step 1: Find the Play! See it, Smell it, Touch it, Kiss it! Hello Mr. Liebkind! Guten Tag, hop hop Guten Tag, clop clop! Adolf Elizabeth Hitler? Guten Tag, hop hop Guten Tag, clop clop! Step 2: Hire the Director Keep it gay, keep it gay, keep it Two-three, kick, turn, turn, turn, kick, turn! Ulla! Oooh wah weee wah wah wow wowie! Step 3: Raise the Money! Along Came Bialy! Step 4: Hire all the actors! A wandering minstrel I, A thing of shreds and... Next! The little wooden boy. Next! That's our Hitler! Break a leg! I broke my leg! Springtime for Hitler and Germany- A surprise smash! Springtime for Hitler and Germany- It'll run for years! Where did we go right? Where did we go right? Gimme those books Fat, fat, fatty! Gimme those books! Fat, fat, fatty! Books, fat! Books, fat! Books, fat! Books, fat! Lousy fruit- Kill the actors You ever eat with one? Then you ran to Rio And you're safely out of reach, I'm behind these bars you're banging Ulla on the beach! Just like Julius Caesar was betrayed by Brutus, Who'd think an accountant would turn out to be my Judas! I'm so dismayed, is this how I'm repaid? To be... Betrayed! BETRAYED!

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.

Listen, I forgot to mention... He's not alone. There's five of 'em.

Sex Drive

Oh, yeah! He's gonna go get off work early, and he's gonna walk into the bank, stand in line, change a 10, find my ass, and just... fuck it... with a roll of fucking quarters.

Water world

If you'll notice the arterial nature of the blood coming from the hole in my head, you can assume that we're all having a real lousy day.

The 100-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out the Window and Disappeared (2013)

If you want to kill me, you'd better hurry, because I'm 100 years old.

The Cove (2009)

Every cetacean known to man is endangered just by going anywhere near Japan.

Brooklyn

You have to think like an American. You'll feel so homesick that you'll want to die, and there's nothing you can do about it apart from endure it. But you will, and it won't kill you. And one day, the sun will come out you might not even notice straight away-it'll be that faint. And then you'll catch yourself thinking about something or someone who has no connection with the past. Someone who's only yours.And you'll realize that this is where your life is.

Dawn of the Dead

Jesus, it's everywhere.

A Clockwork Orange

There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.

Maximum Overdrive

Jesus is coming and he is pissed!


House of 1000 Corpses

That is it! I'm gonna count to ten and you're gonna hand over all the cash, or I'm gonna splatter your grease paint mug across the state line! One..

The Lords of Salem (2012)

We've been waiting, Heidi... We've always been waiting.

A Place Beyond the Pines

Wipe that fuckin' smirk of your face! You hear me? I want you to leave that fuckin' kid alone, alright? Look at me. Look at me! You wanted to come live with me right? You think this is easy for me? During this time, huh? I'm trying to make this work. I'm doing it for you. You can have anything you want, but I don't want you to touch that kid. You leave him alone. You under-fucking-stand me? Say yes!

Full Metal Jacket

I think what she's trying to say is that you black boys pack too much meat.

Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story

In my dreams you're blowing me...some kisses.

Inglorious Basterds

Before we yank that slug out you, you need to answer a few questions.

Django Unchained (2012)

I can't exactly remember. She disobeys him in some way. So he puts her on top of the mountain.

Milk

I ask this... If there should be an assassination, I would hope that five, ten, one hundred, a thousand would rise. I would like to see every gay lawyer, every gay architect come out - - If a bullet should enter my brain, let that bullet destroy every closet door... And that's all. I ask for the movement to continue. Because it's not about personal gain, not about ego, not about power... it's about the "us's" out there. Not only gays, but the Blacks, the Asians, the disabled, the seniors, the us's. Without hope, the us's give up - I know you cannot live on hope alone, but without it, life is not worth living. So you, and you, and you... You gotta give em' hope... you gotta give em' hope.

Flashback (1990)

I couldn't figure out how to work the jukebox.

Throw Momma from the Train

Hate makes you impotent, Love makes you crazy, somewhere in the middle you can survive.

Plan 9 From Outer Space

It's pretty dark out there. Once you get beyond the range of those lights, you woun't be able to see your hand in front of your face

Machete (2010)

Just fuckin' with you, cheef. It's Hungarian for I going to kill you, you little monkey. You know what, there's a big pile of shit in the back, you can go and clean that up, all right? Make sure you do a good job.

Interview with the Vampire

You are a vampire who never knew what life was until it ran out in a big gush over your lips.

Demons (1985)

She's right. She put on that mask and scratched herself, get it? Because of that scratch, she became a demon. An instrument of evil, like they said in the damn movie, you heard it. We got to stop it I tell you, we got to stop the movie!

Blazing Saddles

Badges? We don't need no stinking badges.

Young Frankenstein (1974)

Are you speaking of the worm or the spaghetti?

Savages

You're already dead. You're dead from the moment you're born. If you can accept that, you can accept anything.

Spaceballs

President Skroob!

Six: The Mark Unleashed

Jesus! Jesus save me!

The Usual Suspects (1995)

After that my guess is that you will never hear from him again. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that... he is gone.

Annie Get Your Gun (1950)

Hey, mister...? Don't you like girls?

The Enemy Below (1957)

I didn't know. Next time I won't throw you the rope.

Cape Fear (1991)

I ain't no white trash piece of shit. I'm better than you all! I can out-learn you. I can out-read you. I can out-think you. And I can out-philosophize you. And I'm gonna outlast you. You think a couple whacks to my guts is gonna get me down? It's gonna take a hell of a lot more than that, Counselor, to prove you're better than me!

Antitrust (2001)

It's just a matter of time before someone borrows your technology, improves it and makes a billion dollars on it.

Happy Gilmore

Hell no! Damned alligator BIT my hand off!

Immortals

Hyperion's legions are gathering at Tartarus. That's where Hellenists will fall.

The Hateful Eight (2015)

When the handbill says "dead or alive", the rest of us just shoot you in the back from up on top a perch somewhere and bring you in dead over a saddle.
But when John Ruth the Hangman catches you...
You hang!

Death Proof

Actually, it was Cecil's sex life that was on the table, and your lack of one.

Fight Club

Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.

Escape from New York (1981)

Swear to God Snake, I thought you were dead...

Get Shorty

Let me explain something to you. Momo is dead. Which means that everything he had now belongs to Jimmy Cap, including you. Which also means, that when I speak, I speak for Jimmy. E.g., from now on, you start showing me the proper fucking respect.

Batteries Not Included.

I named those little guys. Flotsam and Jetsam, isn't that cute?

Contagion (2011)

It's a bad day to be a rhesus monkey.

Iron Man (2008)

I got great taste, don't I? You, uh, wanna dance?

Footloose

Yeah, well maybe that's because if I did, your boyfriend would remove my lungs with a spoon.

X: First Class (2011)

We already are! We are the next stage of human evolution, you said it yourself...

Resident Evil 5 (2009)

There are only three S.T.A.R.S. members left now: Captain Wesker, Jill, and myself. We don't know where Barry is

Ghostbusters (1984)

As they say in T.V., I'm sure there's one big question on everybody's mind, and I imagine you are the man to answer that. How is Elvis, and have you seen him lately?

Speak (2004)

I *hate* being a Martha. You were *so* right not to join. I mean all I am is their little slave. Ok, it was supposed to be me and Meg and Siobhan decorating the Holiday Inn for prom and now Meg and Siobhan can't do it and I'm totally screwed! Mel, you *have* to help me! They have some sales meeting in there until like three but then they'll let us start and I *know* we can do it!

The African Queen (1951)

One thing in the world I hate: leeches. Filthy little devils.

Devil

When I was a child, my mother would tell me a story about how the Devil roams the Earth. Sometimes, she said, he would take human form so he could punish the damned on Earth before claiming their souls. The ones he chose would be gathered together and tortured as he hid amongst them, pretending to be one of them. I always believed my mother was telling me an old wives' tale.

Salem's Lot (1979)

(as a Vampire; in the rocking chair trying to hypnotize Jason) Look at me. Look at me, teacher.

Gleaming the Cube

If my dog had a face like yours I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards.

Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles (1994)

The dark gift is different for each of us. But one thing is true for us all, we grow stronger as we go along. Just take my word for it. She blamed a slave for his murder. Imagine what they did to him. Evildoers are easier, and they taste better.

Do the Right Thing

You gold-teeth-gold-chain-wearin', fried-chicken-and-biscuit-eatin', monkey, ape, baboon, big thigh, fast-runnin', high-jumpin', spear-chuckin', three-hundred-sixty-degree-basketball-dunkin' titsun spade Moulan Yan. Take your fuckin' pizza-pizza and go the fuck back to Africa.

National Lampoon's Vacation

I don't know, Rusty, but when this is all over, your father... may be going away for a little while.

Independence Day (1996)

Y'know, this was supposed to be my weekend off, but noooo. You got me out here draggin' your heavy ass through the burnin' desert with your dreadlocks stickin' out the back of my parachute. You gotta come down here with an attitude, actin' all big and bad...
and what the hell is that smell?

Close Encounters of the Third Kind

If everything's ready here on the Dark Side of the Moon... play the five tones.

The Abyss (1989)

We all see what we want to see. Coffey looks and he sees Russians. He sees hate and fear. You have to look with better eyes than that.

The Forest (I) (2016)

My sister Jess and I, we are identical twins. Once something happens to the one of us, the other one could tell. It's hard to explain, but I can just feel it. She's in trouble, and she needs me.

The Boy (2016)

You wouldn't hurt me, would you Brahms?

Boys Dont Cry (1999)

Shut up. That's your business. Look, I don't care if you're half monkey or half ape, I'm gettin' you out of here.

Pan's Labyrinth

A long time ago, in the underground realm, where there are no lies or pain, there lived a Princess who dreamed of the human world. She dreamed of blue skies, soft breeze, and sunshine. One day, eluding her keepers, the Princess escaped. Once outside, the brightness blinded her and erased every trace of the past from her memory. She forgot who she was and where she came from. Her body suffered cold, sickness, and pain. Eventually, she died. However, her father, the King, always knew that the Princess' soul would return, perhaps in another body, in another place, at another time. And he would wait for her, until he drew his last breath, until the world stopped turning...

Blazing Saddles

Come on, boys! The way you're lollygaggin' around here with them picks and them shovels, you'd think it was a hundert an' twenty degree. Can't be more than a hundert an' fourteen.

Insurgent (2015)

I may be dauntless, but I'm not just a meathead. No offense, Max.

Endgame (2009)

for advise on how to do it. They are now advising Hamas on the same strategy.

The Incredible Hulk (2008)

Don't make me... hungry. You wouldn't like me when I'm... hungry.

Pineapple Express

I'm trying to decide how stoned I am and just how on the verge of death am I right now. Like, am I seeing shit because I'm stoned or because I have no blood left in my body.


Spectre

Take a look at the world... chaos... because people like you, paper-pushers and politicians, are too spineless to do what needs to be done so I made an alliance to put the power where it should be, and now you want to throw it away for the sake of democracy, whatever the hell that is. How predictably moronic.

The Wild One

Nobody tells me what to do. You keep needlin' me, if I want to, I'm gonna take this joint apart and you're not gonna know what hit you.

Howard the Duck

We've got a saying on my planet. If God intended us to fly, he wouldn't have taken away our wings.

Taps (1981)

At least I had your ass over the grinder and it's okay enough to thank me, shithead!

Boiler Room

I think you should because we're about to lose him, he dropped fifty thousand on Farrowtech this weekend alone

The Town (2010)

Well, huh, it's kinda both. The teacher's use to always say, "Here take this one. He's a gem."

Captain America: Civil War (2016)

I know how much Bucky means to you, but please stay out of this one. You're only going to make things worse.


Iron Man Three (2013)

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