The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

Spotlight (2015)

Maverick, you just did an incredibly brave thing. What you should have done was land your plane! You don't own that plane, the tax payers do! Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash. You've been busted, you lost your qualifications as section leader three times, put in hack twice by me, with a history of high speed passes over five air control towers, and one admiral's daughter!

Top Gun

You have really irrational fears. Oh I'll go swimming with sharks, put the hook through my cheek, I don't care, but I'm not going bungee diving!

Jackass 3D

He was delirious but asked for you by name. Show him...

Inception

I'm gonna *carve my name into your chest*!

White house down


*Fasten your seat belts its going to be a bumpy night*

All About Eve

Good, if you weren't such a double-dealing asshole I'd almost like you. Almost.

Safe (2012)

I'll tell you what. We'll tell Fred you were doing a great job taking care of his car, but you parked it out back last night and this morning... it was gone. We report it as stolen to the police. D-Day takes care of the wreck. Your brother's insurance company buys him a new car.

Animal House

Ted, she's being a tyrant. She's got your balls on one of those things that you know, uh, clink back and forth. You know what I mean?

P.S. I Love You

God damn it! What pancakes, you fuck?

Cabin Fever

Why don't you take your potty mouth, go locate your pre-teen c*ck-sucking son and stuff him back up that old blown-out sweat sock of a vagina and scoot off back to whatever shit-kicking town you came from!

Bad Words (2013)

I'm not going to tell you those aren't the Breasts of the Century, but I'm just not digging the owner, so why don't you put those away; you're just not my type.

Bordello of Blood

She was the first girl to see me naked. Granted we were 7 years old at the time, but I had a feeling, even then. There's really something about the first girl you play doctor with. Maybe it's cosmic or something. Or perhaps it's just that she's seen your package and didn't run away screaming. Whatever it was, Allison and I were made for each other. A perfect fit. So, when her family moved away, I knew that some day, some how, fate would bring us back together.

Get Over It (2001)

You know, there's too many buttons in the world. There's too many buttons and they're just - There's way too many just begging to be pressed, they're just begging to be pressed, you know? They're just - they're just begging to be pressed, and it makes me wonder, it really makes me fucking wonder, why doesn't anyone ever press mine? Why am I so neglected? Why doesn't anyone reach in and rip out the truth and tell me that I'm a fucking whore, or that my parents wish I were dead?

Girl, Interrupted

Life and death, energy and peace. If I stop today, it was still worth it. Even the terrible mistakes that I made and would have unmade if I could. The pains that have burned me and scarred my soul, it was worth it, for having been allowed to walk where I've walked, which was to hell on earth, heaven on earth, back again, into, under, far in between, through it, in it, and above.

Gia (1998)

Charlie has hit every major military target in Vietnam, and hit 'em hard. In Saigon, the United States Embassy has been overrun by suicide squads. Khe Sahn is standing by to be overrun. We also have reports that a division of N.V.A. has occupied all of the city of Hue south of the Perfume River. In strategic terms, Charlie's cut the country in half... the civilian press are about to wet their pants and we've heard even Cronkite's going to say the war is now unwinnable. In other words, it's a huge shit sandwich, and we're all gonna have to take a bite.

Full Metal Jacket

Marvin, do you worship the Dark Lord.

The Animal (2001)

Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one - the day you die.

American Beauty

When in public, a royal personage must refrain from chewing gum, using profanity, picking his nose, scratching his p... p... p... p... private parts and staring down the bust lines of visiting female dignitaries.

King Ralph (1991)

Not bad in here, is it? No mail, no telephone. Solid wood paneling. Well-ventilated boat. Free food, too. "Rolling in clover" we are.

Das Boot (1981)

If this guy lays a hand on you, I'll kill him.

Woman of Desire

Boy, say if you're a friend so I will not die alone.

Red Dawn

No hole in moccasin... she tell you she is a virgin.

A Man Called Horse

Sometimes we love people so much that we have to be numb to it. Because if we actually felt how much we love them, it would kill us. That doesn't make you a bad person. It just means your heart's too big.

Riding in Cars with Boys

Oh this young man has had a very trying rookie season, with the litigation, the notoriety, his subsequent deportation to Canada and that country's refusal to accept him, well, I guess that's more than most 21-year-olds can handle... Ogie Ogilthorpe!

Slap Shot

So what about your mother? Does she have sex?

Billy Elliot (2000)

Do you find me sadistic? You know, Kiddo, I'd like to believe that you're aware enough even now to know that there's nothing sadistic in my actions. At this moment, this is me at my most masochistic.

Kill Bill Vol. 1

Tell me something, Billy. How come a cute little guy like this can turn into a thousand ugly monsters?

Gremlins

And if things had gone differently for me tonight then I probably wouldn't be saying any of this. I grant you everything. But give me this: he personifies everything that you've been fighting against. And I'm in love with you. How do you like that? I buried the lead.

Broadcast News (1987)

I took off your clothes. I cleaned you up. I tied you down. I also saved your ass. You been bitten by a vampire. Do you remember the party back at the motel? Big guy, pointy teeth, real shitty breath? Don't worry. It'll all come back soon. A master vampire has a telepathic link to his victims, and you're gonna help us find him. And while he's sleeping, we unleash on his. You're the bait honey. Sorry.

Vampires

I think you are not here for the vodka.

Red (2010)

Yes... yes. Go to the sporting goods store. From the files obtain forms 4473. These will contain descriptions of weapons, and lists of private ownership.

Red Dawn

They'll hire private detectives who'll follow you day and night. You're a target for high-priced escorts. I can't prove it, but I know they tap my phones. Whatever it is that's gonna trip you up, you've done already. Private behaviour is a relic of a time gone by, and if somehow, someway, you've managed to live your life like the Dalai Lama, they'll make shit up. Because they don't want you, they want your idea.

The Social Network (2010)

I am struck that LaBoeuf is shot, trampled, and nearly severs his tongue, and not only does not cease to talk, but spills the banks of English!

True Grit

What happened to your rubbers? You had four. I counted. Now one's gone missing.

The Wood (1999)

You have a hot mic, we're reading everything you say.

Apollo 13

No one could have saved the country, sir. And I think... I think people have a right to know.

2012

So, Barzini will move against you first. He'll set up a meeting with someone that you absolutely trust, guaranteeing your safety. And at that meeting, you'll be assassinated

The Godfather.....He will make you an offer you cant refuse. LOL!

Each of us... at some time in our lives, turns to someone - a father, a brother, a God... and asks..."Why am I here? What was I meant to be?"

Star Trek: The Motion Picture

No, wait a minute. You have to *get* the pussy before you can be whipped by it.

Waiting (2005)

You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.

American Pie

Nothing exceeds like excess. You should know that, Tony.

Scarface (1983)

Well, I'm sorry, but I've got him now, and I'm not going to let him slip through my fingers again. Now, all I'm asking is that you give me five boys for a few minutes. The coaches can be present - Tommy Turner and any four boys you see fit to choose and we... and we... can put a stop to this menace. And it is a menace.

Porky's

I thought I was looking at my mother's old douche-bag, but that's in Ohio.

Revenge of the Nerds (1984)

Do you believe in destiny? That even the powers of time can be altered for a single purpose? That the luckiest man who walks on this earth is the one who finds... true love?

Bram Stoker's Dracula

Gypsy woman? Now we're getting down to it. She's been filling your mind with this gibberish. This talk of werewolves and pentagrams. You're not a child Larry, you're a grown man and you believe in the superstitions of a Gypsy woman!

The Wolf Man (1941)

Jesus Palomino, a Nazi! I knew it, you're all in cahoots! Well, let me tell you something, Mr. Heinie Kraut, I fought your kind in the Great War, and we kicked the living shit out of you!

1941 (1979)

Check, charge, or cash?

Heat


Okay, just to be clear here, our options are: die here, die in the tunnels, or die in the streets. That pretty much it?

Cloverfield (2008)

When was the last time you remember doing something during the day?

Dark City

I am a good Louisiana lapsed Catholic, Abe, so just don't talk to me about kosher, just give it to me straight. What's wrong with this report?

City Hall (1996)

["Siren" radio dialogue] Now maybe you're out there missing that special someone. That one who's gone away. But you're still here and you've got to keep on moving. Who knows-maybe you'll meet again on down that road. And this time, hold on and don't ever let go.

Southbound (2015)

We may be pink, and coming in by the grace of a woman's brassire, but we're coming in!

Operation Petticoat (1959)

Sorry, sorry. I think your car is pretty.

Elf (2003)

Ah, you're learning, Willie! You're learning that you don't work with a captain because you like the way he parts his hair. You work with him because he's got the job or you're no good! Well, the case is over. You're all safe. It was like shooting fish in a barrel.

The Caine Mutiny

Did he? For three years, we have coexisted with these things. And now, you've killed one of them. who knows what that could mean for us.

The Maze Runner

The name's Francis Soyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you.

Stripes (1981)

Why? You were knee-deep in Jotun blood. Why would you take me?

Thor

Well, I was a weird kid. Nobody liked me. But I had this idea. If I waited long enough, someone would come around and just, you know... understand me. Like my mom, except someone else. She'd look at me and quietly say: "Yes." Just like that. And I wouldn't be alone anymore.

Adaptation

I know there are women, like my best friends, who would have gotten out of there the minute their boyfriend gave them a gun to hide. But I didn't. I got to admit the truth. It turned me on.

Goodfellas

Demonic beasts. Whatever happened to the good old simple love song? "I love you." That's what good words use. Nowadays they have to write some sickness. It's just absoultely sick and bizarre, and I'm going to do my upmost best to try and stop it now.

The Addams Family

I just wanna let you know, I know who you really are, and you're better than this.

The Girl Next Door (2004)

Let me tell you something about over there. It hurts over there. It's lonely over there. It's a war over there. They got 8 million ways for you to die on and they're all permanent. This is real for me, this with you. If I want to stay with you, I gotta go back.

Cool World

When the place is all dark, when you and Clare have gone to sleep, and I'm awake, it's like being alive and being dead at the same time, y'know? It's this sorta halfway thing, where people who are alive are dreaming and people who are dead are... where they are. And I'm here... in the dark and the quiet.

A Home at the End of the World (2004)

Get some chow in you before we go to the office, my dollar.

Training Day

Hello, darling. It's Mimi. I just had to call you up. I bet you don't know where I am. I'm in the bathtub. Hear me splash?

Beauty and the Boss (1932)

Very well. Perhaps you prefer one of your new companions, given that you seem to like them so much.

Thor: The Dark World

How hard did I punch him? Did I punch him pretty hard?

The Death and Return of Superman (2011 Short Film)

You'd be surprised what you'll be willing to do, when the Lamia comes for you.

Drag Me To Hell

This is a really volcanic ensemble you're wearing, it's really marvelous!

Pretty in Pink (1986)

All right, I'm gonna turn over the next card. Concentrate... I want you to tell me what you think it is.

Ghostbusters

I was a dog, but because I was really good, they moved me up to human being status.

Tank Girl (1995)

My uncle used to say that we like people for their qualities but we love them for their defects.

Hellboy

Now's not the time for dick measuring, Stuart!

Taken (2008)

The young carpenter from Nazareth? I know him well. Promising young man. He died badly.

Needful Things

Hug, hold, squeeze and lick / Darling, I love you to bits / And I want to see your tits.

electric dreams.
This is our time,our time!

Goonies

Yeah, but that was when she was depressed and I was desperate.

About a Boy (2002)

Whoa, the chicken ran away. Get that chicken, dude!

City Of God

What has eighteen legs and isn't going anywhere?

Robin Hood

Davis: That's part of your problem: you haven't seen enough movies. All of life's riddles are answered in the movies.

Grand Canyon

Time is the only true unit of measure. It gives proof to the existence of matter. Without time, we don't exist.

Lucy (2014)

The loveliest masterpiece of the heart of God is the heart of a mother.

Annabelle

I've always wanted to slit your throat, and now I get a chance to.

The Doctor (1991)

With what, a spell? A little doll with pins? That is not love!

Dark Shadows

You were expecting physical danger? What could it do, kill ya, huh? No, in Hell there's real danger. Of losing your mind.

You were expecting physical danger? What could it do, kill ya, huh? No, in Hell there's real danger. Of losing your mind.

What dreams may come

No one puts baby in the corner

DIrty Dancing


"We're gonna need a bigger boat."

Jaws

If you go any faster we're gonna travel back in time.

The Last Boy Scout (1991)

Do you ever think that... you might have seen things or... done some things over there that you wish you hadn't?

American Sniper (2014)

Hello, Jason. I think I've had a change of heart. Quite literally. The animal-plant toxins had a rather unique effect on me. They replaced my blood with aloe, my skin with chlorophyll, and filled my lips...with venom. Oh and Jason, one other thing. I probably should've mentioned this earlier. I'm poison.

Batman & Robin

Holy hell, son, you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop!

Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)

I'd love to help, Erin, but I'm sorry, I have a full staff right now, so...

Erin Brockovich

If it ain't, it'll do till the mess gets here.

No Country for Old Men (2007)

I have no idea. But I'm in the Bible if that means anything.

He Never Died

D... Substance D. "D" is dumbness, and despair, desertion-desertion of you from your friends, your friends from you, everyone from everyone. Isolation and loneliness... and hating and suspecting each other, "D" is finally death. Slow death from the head down. Well... that's it.

A Scanner Darkly (2006)

No, I always wanted to. I guess I just never had the courage to ask. It's complicated.

Tropic Thunder

First you give us the Continuum Transfunctioner, then we give you oral pleasure.

Dude Where's my Car

"Mm..mm..mama said alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush."

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