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I have never stolen a puppy

Lol...i have never watched star trek

I have never kissed girl

I have never fell in love with a woman

I have never been arrested

I have never tried to eat someone

I have never been to Disneyland.

I have never ever desired to be a hag with life limiting conditions

I have never heard the Beatles

I have never been jealous of a hag

I have never been to Rome.

I have never been to California

I have never eaten a bat

I have never been to jail

I have never stolen a car

i have never been to jail .

I have never done drugs

i've never kissed.. :3

I have never climbed a mountain

I have never wanted a cat

I have never wanted to get married again after my divorce..

I have never wanted to be a crazy cat lady

I have Never wanted ti quit my job before today..

I have never stopped defending my loved ones

i have never flown in a plane

i have never jumped out of a plain

I have never been married

I have never been to mexico

I have never drank tequila

I have never been to Paris!! :3

I have never been to Idaho

I have never been to mexico

I have never won a million dollars.

I have never robbed a bank

I have never dove off the Golden Gate Bridge.

I have never bitten the head off a dove

I have never done back flips while singing.

I never wrecked a hotel room

I have never drove a car off a cliff.

I have never been drunk.

I have never lived in the mountains.

i have never been out of the us

I have never competed in a rodeo before.

have never ran a race .

I have never posted in this thread until now.

i have never been on the vampire freek site .

i have never been in love or loved

I have never been to Uruguay

I have never driven a F1 car.

I have never played the trombone.

I have never stolen anything.

I have never driven a Tank

I have never ever in my life been swallowed by a whale.

i have never swam in the ocean

I have never seen VR so dead

I have never been to Sweden.

I have never been stung by a bee

I have never been duck hunting.

i have never gone to bed with a fish

I have never saw fish in the bed lol

I have never been to Guatemala.

I have never fallen off a horse.

I have never swam with a school of sharks.

I have never seen a whale shark

I have never killed a bunny

I have never had blonde hair....

i have never die my hair .

i have never played candycrush

I have never auditioned for a television commercial.....

I have never been on a motorcycle

I have never been in a house surrounded by zombies.....

I have never broken a bone

You almost did.....lol.

I have never owned a pickup truck....

I have never had a dog as a pet

I have never been ridiculously tall.....

I have never been skiing

I have never been to New Zealand.....

I have never spent 4000 dollars at one time on one thing .

I have never spent 4000 dollars at one time on one thing .

I have never spent 4000 dollars at one time on one thing .

I have never skydived

I have never flown a helicopter.....

I have never been on a cruise

I have never been to Utah....

I have never owned a snake

I have never seen this place so dead. Yeah I copied nienmortan. It's the truth.
*Yawn*

I have never had more than 2 lifetimes but I have 3

I have never been a rodeo clown.....

I have never been to Russia

I have never lived in the Caribbean....

I have never drop kicked Obama

I have never been ice skating in Sweden.....

I have never rode a unicorn

I have never been saved by a mermaid......

I have never been to France

I have never lived in a castle.....

I have never eaten cake in china

I have never ran away and joined the circus.....

I have never liked tinker bell

I have never swung through the trees like Tarzan....

I have never found someone to hate until recently

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