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How do you say "banana daiquiri"?

Leaving Las Vegas

That's nice talk, Ben - keep drinking. Between the 101-proof breath and the occasional bits of drool, some interesting words come out.

V for Vendetta.

I killed you ten minutes ago... while you slept.

Vampires

Why don't you just kill me and get it over with?

The Fog (1980)

You are weird. Thank God you're weird. The last one was so normal, it was disgusting.

Get Him To The Greek

Stroke the furry walls....


Idle hands.

Yeah, I was a little bitter about the getting killed by my best friend thing, but I've had time to get over it.

Jackie Brown

That's what Winston does. He finds people who don't want to be found.

Reservoir Dogs

Do you know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin playing just for the waitresses.

Foxcatcher

Mark, we as a nation have failed to honor you. I want to see this country soar again.

Suspiria

We must get rid of that bitch of an American girl. Vanish! She must vanish! Make her disappear!

Cloverfield

Ocean is big, dude. All I'm saying is a couple of years ago, they found a fish in Madagascar that they thought been extinct for centuries.

District 9

... where they sold cat food to the aliens for exorbitant prices.

10 Cloverfield Lane

People are strange creatures. You can't always convince them that safety is in their best interest.

The Cabin in the Woods

Whatever he's been smoking has been immunizing him to all our shit.

Moneyball

Guys, you're just talking. Talking, "la-la-la-la", like this is business as usual. It's not.

The Manchurian Candidate (2004)

I started with nightmares. Rumors, conjectures, that's a giant leap forward.

The Green Inferno

You must be a freshman. Only a freshman would speak with such insolence.

Cabin Fever

That guy asked for our help. We lit him on fire. You'll understand if I'm not in a particularly social mood.

Whiplash

I was there to push people beyond what's expected of them. I believe that's an absolute necessity.

The Prestige

I don't care about my wife. I care about his secret.

Shutter Island

I had a friend. I was with him yesterday, but we got separated. Have you seen him?

Memento

Finished playing with yourself there, Lenny?

The Town

I need your help. I can't tell you what it is, you can never ask me about it later, and we're gonna hurt some people.

Public Enemies

Mr. Purvis, how did you run down Pretty Boy Floyd?

The Collection (2012)

But I'm going to be around more. I will always be here.

You're Next

I don't see anyone. Do you see anyone?

Speed

I want to play a game- jigsaw

Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do? What do you do?

The Devil's Advocate

Fallen, fallen, is Babylon the great. It has become a dwelling place of demons." Revelation 18. Wouldn't hurt you to look it over.

Schindler's List

Stern, if this factory ever produces a shell that can actually be fired, I'll be very unhappy.

The Shawshank Redemption

Salvation lies within.

The Imitation Game

When people talk to each other, they never say what they mean.

Inception

What is the most resilient parasite? Bacteria? A virus? An intestinal worm? An idea. Resilient... highly contagious. Once an idea has taken hold of the brain it's almost impossible to eradicate. An idea that is fully formed - fully understood - that sticks; right in there somewhere.

The Illusionist (2006)

Oh, we more than enjoyed it. Stimulated great debate among us, hasn't it? Except of course for your assistant Duchess Von Teschen. You seem to have struck her quite speechless. A feat in itself. Did you hypnotize her?

The Prestige

No more lies. No more secrets.

The Client

You've been awful busy, Reggie, obstruction of justice, tampering with federal evidence,

The Firm

Not just screwing, Mitch. All sorts of intimate acts, oral and whatnot, that can be particularly hard for a trusting wife to forgive and IMPOSSIBLE to forget.

Invictus

You criticize without understanding. You seek only to address your own personal feelings. That is selfish thinking.

101 Dalmatian

Do you want another cup of marriage, uh, tea?

The Crazies (2010)

She worries too much. I'm fine. I'm just tired.

3:10 To Yuma

You know, squeezin' that watch won't stop time.

Collateral

If you open that trunk, they go inside.

Blue Streak

That guy Logan owes me $50,000... If I don't get it soon, I'M TALKIN'.

The Thing (1982)

I was wonderin' when El Capitan was gonna get a chance to use his popgun.

Silent Hill

Evil wakes in vengeance. Be careful what you choose.

Orphan (2009)

She's been passing herself as a little girl for most of her life.

A Dangerous Method

Sometimes you have to do something unforgivable... just to be able to go on living.

eXistenZ

I have this phobia about having my body penetrated surgically. You know what I mean?

Sex Drive

Where do you guys get the confidence to, like, hit on every girl you see?

Scary Movie

I mean the Wayans Brothers was a good show, man! It was a good show, but we've never even got a final episode!

Vampires Suck

Every time I bring a girl over, you try to eat her! It's not fair!

Meet the Spartans

The Oracle also said our painted on abs look fake!

This Is Spinal Tap (1984)

Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?

For Your Consideration

Someone's killed their children and made them into cookies, and I want to go see that.

Thank You for Smoking

I didn't even smoke Marlboros. I smoked Kools.

High Fidelity

I lost it. I lost it all- faith, dignity... about 15 pounds.

Captivity

Why do good things happen to bad people? That's the mystery.

Disturbia (2007)

Yeah, I'll do that. Let me just check my schedule.

Suspiria (1977)

Who is it? Who's there? Ah, I've been expecting you! The American girl! I knew you'd come. You want to kill me! You want to kill Helena Markos!

The Wicker Man (1973)

No sir, it does NOT refresh me.

Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story

Springburry ain't big enough for me no more. I reckon it's time for Dewey Cox to move on.

Year One (2009)

I'm sorry. I wasn't listening. All my brain blood was in my boner.

Summer of Sam

Come on, get in the car. Please, baby.

Dracula 2000

I've had these dreams my whole life. Trapped in darkness with this man. I used to think they were just... nightmares.

The Toxic Avenger

That's where you're wrong. YOU'RE wasting our time. And now we're gonna waste you!

The Return of the Living Dead (1985)

No ticky, no washy.

Underworld

The sons of the Corvinus clan. One bitten by bat, one by wolf... one to walk the lonely road of mortality as a human. It's a riduculous legend, nothing more.

Hellboy II: The Golden Army

I have a wonderful pair of magic eyes...

Old School

I told my wife I wouldn't drink tonight. Besides, I got a big day tomorrow. You guys have a great time.

Independence Day: Resurgence (2016)

We convinced an entire generation, that this is a battle that we could win. We sacrifice for each other no matter what the cost. And that's worth fighting for.

The Bourne Identity (2002)

I work alone, like you. We always work alone.

Prometheus

I've managed to work out the broad strips, it's fairly evident they were in the process of leaving, before things went to pot.

Edge of Tomorrow

What I am about to tell you sounds crazy. But you have to listen to me. Your very lives depend on it. You see, this isn't the first time.


Event Horizon

I thought it said "liberate me" - "save me." But it's not "me." It's "liberate tutame" - "save yourself." And it gets worse.

Pitch Black (2000)

Zeke, fully-loaded clip. Safety's on. One shot if you spot him, okay?

Pandorum (2009)

Maybe this is a bad time to tell you, but the door is open.

The Mist (2007)

How was I supposed to know what you meant? You should've said what you meant better!

Meet Joe Black

Oh yes, I am. There's not an ounce of excitement. Not a whisper of a thrill. This relationship has all the passion of a pair of tit mice. I want you to get swept away out there. I want you to levitate. I want you to sing with rapture and dance like a Dervish.

The Crucible (1996)

It needs a cold wife to prompt lechery.

Billy Bathgate

You think Mr. Shultz is an ordinary man, Mrs. Preston, but you're wrong! He's a maniac!

Dead Calm (1989)

You know what I'd love for lunch? Fresh asparagus, then, um, pasta - angel hair pasta with heaps of basil, garlic, olive oil and, um, apple pie. Yeah. Uh, John, have you got a towel?

Road to Perdition

There are only murderers in this room! Michael! Open your eyes! This is the life we chose, the life we lead. And there is only one guarantee: none of us will see heaven.

The Untouchables (1987)

Get outta here you dago bastared!

Dallas Buyers Club

What? Hook me up to the morphine drip, let me fade on out? Nah. Sorry, lady, but I prefer to die with my boots on.

The Paperboy (2012)

He took the officer's word over Hillary's. I can't say I blame him, nobody does.

Pet Sematary (1989)

Come on Doc... we've got places to go.

Carrie (1976)

Because you liked my poem. Only I didn't write it. Somebody else did.

Night of the Living Dead (1968)

Don't you know what's goin' on out there? This is no Sunday School picnic!

The Nice Guys

Have you seen this girl ? She's got dark hair, her name is Amelia.

Demolition Man (1993)

"Wait a minute...
this is the future.

Where are all the laser guns?"


"Silverado"

Stella. Are you the Midnight Star herself?

Riding In Cars With Boys

Sometimes we love people so much that we have to be numb to it. Because if we actually felt how much we love them, it would kill us. That doesn't make you a bad person. It just means your heart's too big.

Poison Ivy (1992)

You rich f*ckhead!

Mr. Holland's Opus

I care about these kids just as much as you do. And if I'm forced to choose between Mozart and reading and writing and long division, I choose long division.

Goodfellas (1990)

I know there are women, like my best friends, who would have gotten out of there the minute their boyfriend gave them a gun to hide. But I didn't. I got to admit the truth.

Gleaming the Cube

I don't know what's worse: getting blown up in nuclear war or having a 7-11 on every corner.

Mobsters (1991)

Its better to burn out than fade away

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